I have been reading I That 70's Show /I fan fiction about Jackie and Hyde whilst listening to Tori Amos. Which maybe wasn't such a good idea because now I want to write a bunch of song fics about Jackie and Hyde to those loveable Tori Amos songs. So here I go.
Forman's Basement-Eric, Hyde, Kelso, and Fez.
"Are there any more popsicles?" Kelso asked standing up out of his self-made pit of popsicle wrappers.
"You might want to save some for Donna and Jackie. They are coming over soon." Eric said absent mindedly.
"Oh whatever! Soon is not fast enough, I just love these cherry flavored ones." Kelso said with his whole head in the freezer. He stood up and threw the wrapper at Fez who had taken his chair next to the door.
"I don't see why I always have to sit on the arm of the couch." Fez pouted, "It's the reason I can never have the ladies."
"You can't get the ladies either way, man." Hyde stated while he was concentrating on the television. Just as Fez was moving over to sit next to Eric on the couch, Donna walked in real fast and cut in before him. Fez frowned.
"The disrespect never ends." and plops himself down on the arm.
"Hey." Donna says cooly.
"Thank god Jackie isn't with you." Kelso said as he was getting down to the stick of his popsicle. Donna looked over at him,
"Oh she's coming. She just went to pick up Anne."
"Who's Anne?" Fez perked up at the mention of a new girl he could hit on.
"Well since Jackie is all alone in her house, she figured she needed a roommate. So she put up one of those room for rent signs on her front lawn, and Anne stopped by to take her up on it." Donna informed.
Hyde was only partially listening, but he imagined Anne being an older woman maybe in her 30's, because who else would need to rent a room in Wisconsin other than a woman who is probably here on business.
"Anne's probably a babe!" Kelso exclaimed.
"Huh?" Hyde looked away from the television to face Kelso.
"Dude, Jackie won't let anyone ugly into her house," he answered, "That's why I was over there so often, because I'm just that gorgeous."
Hyde was doubling over with laughter, "Your such a fruit!" he laughed. At that moment the door to the basement opened and in walked Jackie and a short girl with her short auburn hair in pigtails.
"Fruits?" the tiny girl asked.
Jackie laughed politely, as if apologizing for her stupid friends.
"Everyone I would like you to meet my new roommate, Anne!" Then she listed their names starting with Eric, then Donna, Fez, Kelso, and ending with Hyde. Everyone in the group said hi except for Hyde.
"Aren't you a little young?" Hyde asked in his version of cool disbelief.
"Aren't you a little dirty?" Jackie retorted at his rudeness. But Anne just looked at him studying his face, or what she could see of it with his big sunglasses on. A tiny little smirk started to form on Anne's face.
"Your right. I am a little young aren't I?" Hyde didn't really know how to respond to this resilient answer.
"Hey hello, I'm Eric. Would you like to sit down?" Eric was just being a good host.
"Oh yes," Fez said, "Please, sit down next to me." He said this while patting his lap.
"I think I'm good on the floor." And Anne plopped down gracefully using the couch to lean back on. Jackie looked around at Kelso and gave him a snotty questioning look which meant "Are you going to get off the chair by yourself or do I have to make you?" Without another word Kelso slinked off the chair and onto the floor next to Anne and grinned at her. Anne looked at him and said,
"Are you the fruit? Because your face is stained red."
"BURN!" Eric yelled out laughing. Everyone was laughing at Kelso, so he quickly stood up and ran to look at himself in a mirror.
"Oh thank god someone told him." Donna smiled.
"Anne, my dear, would you like a cherry popsicle?" Fez offered.