A/N: Ok, people, I know that was the longest commercial to ever exist, but it's over now.

Thank you to everone who reviewed, I'm only the slightest bit dissapointed. I wanted at least 10 before chapter 2. But now I would like at least 16 reviews before chapter 3. Please?

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Detention

By Selene 147

Hermione and Ginny stood huddled together at the back of the classroom, still screaming and staring at the writing on the wall, when Harry finaly spoke up, "It's McGonnagal."

Ginny gives him an incredilous look. "There's blood on the black board Harry. I doubt it's because she forgot a writing spell."

"No, no, it's fake. It's all fake. McGonnagall's pulling some elaborate hoax." said Harry.

"Why would she do that?" asked Seamus.

Ron answered. "Well, why does McGonnagal do anything? To teach us something."

"What would she be trying to teach us?" asked Hermione.

"To sit down, shut up, and pay attention in her class. Or we die."

Hermione goes to her seat. "You're insane."

Ron looks very offended. "Stop attacking me, ok? You've given up your right to attack me."

"This doesn't make any sence." said Ginny.

"Well," Harry began, sitting on his desk, "It does if you've seen as many horror films as I have, and I've seen quite a few horror films. Dudley used to love them, and the T.V. was always going, so I've seen a lot. This is so classic."

Hermione quickly fills in the others on what a horror film is, and Harry continues.

"The locked door, the creepy janitor, the warning written in blood, and our soon to be first victim." He looks directly at Seamus.

"M-me-? Why me?"

Ron actually starts laughing at this. "Well, it's certainly not going to be any of us." Harry, Hermione, and Ginny laugh in agreement. "What are you thinking? What's this guy doing?"

Everyone stops laughing when suddenly there is a 'thomp' sound out in the corridor. Then there's another. And another. It sounds like a heartbeat coming closer and closer to the door.

Ginny turns to Harry in fear. "Ok, well as you're the film expert... What's that!"

Harry begins walking bravely toward the door. "That's the sound of our beating hearts, it signifies our height and fears, and the fact that something horrible is about to walk in that door, right now.

Right on cue, the door flies open, and everyone begins to panic, before they realize it's just Fred and George Weasley.

Fred, seeing the tense atmosphere, raises his eyebrows and waves to the class, and says in a screech voice "Hidy ho!"

Everyone is immensly relieved. "What's that orange thing?" Ginny asks, because Fred is holding a basketball.

"Oh, this? Found it in Dad's shed. Some muggle thing. It's actually kinda fun to bounce around though."

George points toward the front of the classroom. "Who's blood's on the blackboard? Whoa, try saying that five times fast." said George, walking into the classroom.

"What are you two doing here?" Harry asks the twins.

"Well, George and I had finnished up for the day at the joke shop--"

"I know, it's a shame, but it's gotta close sometime--"

"And we decided to come visit here, you know, see what you lot were up to. We missed this old place.

"We've been here for a good while, actually. Fred wanted to bounce that thing around a bit in the Great Hall."

"Did you guys happen to see McGonnagall out there?" asked Harry.

"Nope, not a soul." said George. "It was kinda creepy."

Hermione looks up at George and begins talking very fast. "Creepy? Why creepy? Why is it creepy? Why did you say creepy? Why creepy?"

"Ah, it was just Filch. He's always creepy."

Harry nods knowledgebly. "I knew it."

"Well, you see, when we finnished playing, we went into one of the bathrooms to change, and there he was, pushing his squeaky bin emptying the waste baskets."

Hermione sighed in relief. "Well, that's not so creepy."

"Oh, and there was blood coming out of the showers." said Fred.

Hermione made a strange sound in the back of her throat, which sounded oddly like "Eurghhgg!"

"Blood in the showers... this is straight out of that horror film classic, 'Blood In The Showers.' No, this isn't the janitor's doing... This is the work of a diabolical master villain."

"Voldemort?" asked Ginny. Harry shook his head.

"No, he's not evil enough."

Ron shouts "McGonnagal!"

"Absolutely McGonnagal." Harry said quickly. "I just feel so bad that Seamus has to be the first to die."

"I really wish you'd stop saying that."

George sits at a random desk, and asks, "So what do you think McGonnagal's trying to do?"

Ron adresses the whole room. "I, I think that she knows we're too old for detention to scare us like it did when we were first years, right, so she's turned this school into a total chamber of horrors."

Seamus walks toward Ron, angrily. "This doesn't scare me, nothing scares me, I'm a Gryffindor, and Hermione doesn't belong to--" he turns to Harry, "your best friend Ron anymore, and if I want to borrow a quill from her, I will, and what are you going to do about it?"

"Wow, Seamus, I've never seen you that upset before." said Harry.

"Well you all keep acting like I'm going to die! What do you expect?"

Just at that moment, a strange figured creature shuts the lights off and Ginny screams loudly. Harry turns the lights back on, but by that time the strange figure is gone. He silently wonders when they stopped using magic to light up the rooms and started using some electricity.

Ginny screams again.

Harry walks toward Ginny, shaking his head. "No, no, no. You scream when the lights go out, screaming when the lights are on takes away from the first scream.

Yet again, Ginny screams, this time raising he hand to point.

"Ok, now you're just being loud."

Ron and Hermione turn to see what Ginny was pointing at, and they see Seamus. Seamus with a quill through his forehead, dead. As he falls to the floor, the quill leaves a line of ink on the wall. Everyone just stares in shock for a moment, then Hermione backs up, and Ron walks over to him and points at the line of ink.

"We'll always remember he was that tall."

"Oh my gosh! They killed Seamus!" said Fred, shocked.

Everyone starts screaming in fear, and they all run out into the corridor outside. The lights are flickering, and scary music fills the halls.

Harry shakes his head, and says out loud, "Minnie Minnie Minnie, you're SO low budget."

Hermione grabs him by the arm, "Wake up Harry, this could not be Professor Mcgonnagal!"

"No? Then what, there really is some psycho killer on the loose, you'd rather believe that?"

Suddenly Fred is heard shouting, "Oh my God!" Everyone else screams.

Ron yells, "What! What!"

"My basketball is gone too!"

George walks over, holding the basketball. "No, it's not, I got it."

Fred snatches it away and hugs it, apparently feeling safe. "Oh, good."

"Look, I don't care who's behind this, I'm scared. Can we please just get out of here?" asked Hermione.

"Of course we can't get out of here! McGonnagal would've locked everything by now, and she's not stupid either. She wouldve but a strong locking charm on everything. The exit doors, the classrooms, the Great Hall, and the halls leading toward the House Common Rooms. Can't let people interfere with our killing lesson." said Harry.

Everyone except Harry runs to check all the doors, pounding on them, and yelling for help.

"Darn it, he's right." said Fred.

"Why won't you believe me? It's all so predictable."

"Oh yeah, then what's going to happen next?"

Harry continues in an almost story-telling like way. "First, there'll be some strange shrouded figure creeping behind us that none of us will see."

As everyone turns to look behind them, a costumed figure runs past, and the group turns back, not seeing him.

"Then, the lights will flicker, and McGonnagal will pop up, and reveal her master plan to us."

Fred looks disbelieving, and the lights flicker. Music floats through the halls again, singing about muggle killing devices. Just then, McGonnagal appears in the darkness, to everyones relief.

Ron walks toward her, "Professor, I have got to hand it to you. You have really out done yourself this time, I mean, killing Seamus, obvious choice, but the quill Minnie? I mean that was genius!"

Harry says "I knew it was you all along. So, what's the big lesson? What were you trying to teach us?"

McGonnagal makes mo reaction, so Harry gives her a pat on the shoulder. McGonnagal falls forward with a wand in her back, dead. Hermione falls to her knees in shock.

Fred points and yells in horror, "Oh my gosh! They killed Minnie!"

Everyone but Harry runs screaming down the hall. He stands in shock for a moment, just looking at McGonnagal. Then he whispers, "I was wrong."

A/N: - There's chapter 2 for ya, now DON'T FORGET TO REVIEW! Chapter 3 should be up within a month.