A/N: Thank you to those four people who reviewed! You know I love you, right? Scarily fast update. Yay! I'm so proud of me! All right, you guessed it. I'm procrastinating studying for the midterm exams...

Disclaimer: If I owned Harry Potter I would be rich enough to own a room filled to the ceiling with chocolate. If I owned Boy Meets World I would be rich enough to buy my own library. As I own neither, you can safely assume that the cast of both the show and book series remain safely far away from my insane mind. I do not own.

Detention

By Selene 147

Harry was sitting on his desk in the Transfiguration classroom, thinking things through. Everyone was still in shock.

Hermione, in a dazed state, was muttering repeatedly, "She's dead, she's dead, McGonnagal is dead!"

Ron stands up. "McGonnagal can't die. How can McGonnagal die?"

"She was the first suspect, it's my fault, the second I suspected her, I signed her death warrant." said Harry.

Ginny sat dejectedly on a desk as well. "Well, is any one of us safe?"

Harry nodded, and started walking toward the door. "Yeah, virgins, virgins never die."

Ron looks at Hermione and smiles. "Alright, thanks for saving me." Hermione gives him a dirty look.

Fred smiles. "I'm dead."

George looks down. "I'm dead."

"Well, how sick can you get without actually dying?" asked Harry.

Ginny suddenly looked up. "McGonnagal's dead."

Fred and Harry each seemed to find this amusing, and began to sing a little song they thought up right then and there, despite the fact that two people had just been murdered.

"OKAY! Listen, as happy as I am for McGonnagal, I am still scared to death here. What do we do?" said Ron, interrupting the song.

"Okay, alright let's calmly recap." said Harry.

Fred started talking in a very fast, panicked voice. "Seamus is dead, Minnie is dead, we're trapped inside with the killer."

"So basically, we just have to figure out who the killer is." said George.

Ginny stands, "Yeah, we should split up."

"Right away wrong." Harry shook his head.

"Okay, fine, we'll just stay fight here, we'll all be fine." Ginny sat back down.

A squeaking noise is heard out in the hallway, and everyone looks at the door in fear.

"Don't, don't, don't say it!" said Harry.

"Filch is the killer." said Ron.

Harry sighed. "And that's the end of Filch."

Ron rolled his eyes, "Oh, stop being crazy!"

Harry glared at Ron.

"Yeah, Harry, you we're wrong about McGonnagal, you could be wrong about this." said Hermione.

Harry turned to her angrily. "You were wrong to break up with Ron!"

"What does that have to do with anything?" she asked.

"Did any of this happen when you two were together?"

"No." she admitted.

"You've killed us, you've killed us all." He shook his head dramatically.

"Hey, hey now, you're over reacting. There's only been two people that are horribly dead today, that's an expectable loss." said Fred.

The squeaks get louder.

Ginny is terrified. "Oh my God, he's coming closer, he's coming closer." she screams out loud.

George opens the door. "Come on, let's get out of here!"

Everyone runs out screaming. Ginny points and screams at the rolling janitor bin.

George turned to his little sister. "You know, you're really good at that."

Ginny smiled in fear. "Thank you."

"So where is he?" asked Ron.

"He's probably on his way." said Fred.

Harry walks up to the bin and looks inside. "I don't think so. Ginny?"

"Yeah?"

"Are you sick of screaming?"

"Yes."

Harry grimaced. "Then don't look in here."

Everyone besides Ginny looks in the bin, and screams.

"There's like fifteen retainers in there." said Ron, sounding frightened.

Harry reaches into the bin, and pulls up a very dead Filch by the scruff of the neck. "And this."

Everyone looks at Ginny, expecting her to scream.

Ginny looks around, reallizing that she's supposed to scream right about now. "Oh, really Ok." And then she screams.

Harry drops Filch back into the bin and rolls it away. It squeaks all the way down the corridor.

Fred seems to come to a discovery. "Wait a second... the killer's dead. We're off the hook!" He slaps his hands, and raises them, expecting high-fives.

"I don't get it man, it had to be Filch. I mean, whose more evil than Filch?" asked George.

"Who else could it be?" asked Ron.

Everyone looks behind them, expecting to see a murderer. The corridor is empty. They turn back in relief. The mysterious figure runs by when nobody is looking.

"Alright, how do you explain this?" asked Hermione.

"Easy," answered Harry, "the death of Filch signifies the end of the last of the obvious suspects, just like in the cold classic, 'The Last Of The Obvious Suspects.'"

Ginny looks worried. "That would mean..."

"Dun Dun Dunn." Fred interrupted.

Ron finnished the thought on everyones mind. "The killer is one of us."

Harry noddded slowly. "Like in 'The Killer's One Of Us.'"

Again, Fred interrups, "Dun Dun Dunn!

"Enough already!" Hermione snapps.

Both Harry and Ron stare at Hermione suspiciously.

"What, do we upset you?" Harry asked.

"Yes!"

Ron raised his eyebrows. "Upset you enough to... kill?"

"Dun Dun Dunn." short pause. "Dun Dun."

Ron started walking around the assembled group. "Ok, I think we need to face it everybody, one of us," standing behind George. "is a crazy, "behind Harry, "psychopathic," behind Hermione, "murderer. The question is, which one of us is it?"

Ginny sends an evil eye at Ron, Harry and Hermione look at each other suspiciously, George looks at Fred funny, as Fred is licking his thumb.

"Look, none of us is the killer, there has to be somebody else here, and there has to be another way out. Somebody has to find a way out." said Hermione.

"Fine." said Fred. "I'll do it. I'm the oldest."

"Actually, I'm older." said George, who was beginning to wonder if Fred had taken some strange drug without his knowledge.

"Yeah, but I've lived the longest."

"...Ok. You can be the one."

Fred looks around confusedly. "Alright, so you know, what just happened here?"

"You get to stay out here all by yourself." said Ron.

Fred smiles. "Oh, good."

"Good luck."

"Thanks man."

Everybody pats Fred on the back for good luck, then runs into McGonnagal's classroom and shut the door.

Fred is now alone in the corridor. "Oohh!" he looks around. "Dun, Dun, Dun, Dun, Dun, Dun, Dun, Dun, HEY!"

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A/N: Yes, short I know. The last chapter will be a similar length.

I know, cheap excuse for a cliffhanger, especially as everyone reading this has probably seen the episode, and knows exactly what's going to happen next. However, this is about 3/4 written, and there was no better place to stop writing. Fast update, huh? I was shocked myself. I was very dissapointed at the number of reviews I got for chapter 2 (crys) so please, please review this time? (On a spur of the moment whim decides to toss away any remaining dignity and gets on her knees and begs) PLEASE, Review! Even if you hated it, review anyway! PLEASE!

One chapter to go, expect it sometime before March. Unless I randomly decide to update quickly again like a normal person. But the chances of that happening twice in a row are... how should I know? I'm failing math.