Chapter 3: A Meeting with the Leader
It was now the next morning and the Looneys, Zokandello, and Dragon X was just waking up to misery. The Mutant Gecko Aliens were doing their morning damage to the city and Neon was looking out the window, shaking his head in worry.
"There's more of those aliens than I thought." He said to himself. He slowly got up from behind Daffy and decided to have a look around the place until he was hungry or when somebody wakes up... whatever comes first. He walked towards a metal door and even though it was jammed shut and locked, his super strength was able to get the door opened with no hesitation. He saw that there was a garage inside. It was full of many cars, trucks, and SUVs to choose from. He then came across a vehicle covered in a protective cloth. He was about to be curious and pull the cloth off until...
"Neon." Wile E. called from the door. The dragon turned and saw Wile E., Lola, Bugs, Daffy, Sylvester, Zokandello, and his three other members from Dragon X standing at the door. "Curious as you are, you just happened to find my special secret car."
"Special?" Neon asked.
"Yes. You see, I covered this vehicle for a reason. Since you're the only one that's in a posture like me or Zokandello, in your case, I figured that instead of traveling on foot, you'll travel my transportation. This car was designed with everything you'll need, including an intense sound system for the radio and DVD player. It also has hyperactive spinner rims and satillite tracking for super spy action... and one more thing: it can talk."
"Whaaaaa?"
"Yep. Since the car can carry 5 passengers, you can bring Zokandello and one Looney Tune with you."
"Oh! Because Rattlesnake can't fit."
"Right."
"Can you show us this car?"
"Of course. Outside we go."
Later...
The Looneys, Dragon X, and Zokandello managed to make it to an abandoned parking lot that was miles away from the city. Wile E. pulled off the cloth and this made everybody gasp.
"Whoa! Cool!" Kayroni-Zero exclaimed.
"Is dat a..." Bugs tried to ask, but was cut off.
"A Lamborghini Gallardo?" Wile E. finished. "Yes. I custom made this fabulous yellow car to have all the features I explained earlier. And about the talking thing... it'll be demonstrated as soon as you use it. Now, we better get going with these aliens."
"But, what about breakfast?" Zakume' asked. "We're starving."
"That's what this car is for. It can serve you food from its storage."
"Any type of food?" Xavier asked.
"Yeah. Just tell the car what you want, it'll cook it, if it needs to, and then serves it to you. Does that sound hard?"
"Nope. I'm cool! Let's go."
"Now, which Looney Tune do you wanna bring with you, Neon?"
"Who do you think?" Neon asked back as Lola blushed and turned away shyly.
"Shucks, Neon. Does it have to be me?" She asked.
"Well, you're a tomboy. You can handle machinery, can you?"
"Yeah. I did for one year in high school, which was my junior year."
"A'ight, then. Get in." She did so along with the two other dragons and Zokandello. As Neon got in the driver's seat, Wile E. explained one more thing.
"To get this car to talk, just call it 'Lamborghini'. Good luck." He explained before he, Bugs, Daffy, and Sylvester walked back to the business building. Neon looked confused as he looked at the different computer gadgets.
"Lamborghini?" He asked himself, which made the car come alive.
"Hey, ya'll! What's up?" The car replied in a normal comedic male voice. "Welcome to the Lamborghini Gallardo X5000, where all you need is a little control!"
"Nice catch phrase, but it's not catchy."
"Hey! Don't be hatin' on me, man! Who else is in here wit ya?"
"Kayroni-Zero, Zakume'-Xavier, Lola Bunny, and Zokandello Rabbicardio."
"Lola Bunny! Hey, girl! What's up?"
"Don't push it, Lamborghini. You're just a car." She warned.
"Okay, okay. Now, what's happenin'?"
"A swarm of mutant geckos from outer space is invading the city." Kayroni-Zero replied.
"My computer tells me that those fuckin' aliens are not just invading the city, they're invading the whole damn planet!"
"WHAT!" Everybody yelled in unison.
"Yeah. We gotta save the whole planet from these aliens, ya'll. It's not gonna be easy, even wit me to control."
"Any other special features you have that Wile E. missed?" Zokandello asked.
"Yeah. One more. I can transform into a giant robot, just like those Transformers... except I have a muscular look to it."
"Well, when we need it, you do it. Okay?" Neon asked.
"Sure. Let's get these bitches!" After that, they zoomed off into the city, having Rattlesnake following.
Meanwhile, a dark, shadowy figure in a black cloak was walking in the middle of the streets with an evil smile on his face. His long, furry, and curly tail was swaying from under his cloak as he was walking.
"My minions seem to be making an improvement. Let's take over this whole planet together, my friends!" He screamed as the aliens roared with him.
"I don't think so, bastard!" A voice called out from nowhere. The cloaked creature turned towards the owner of that voice, which was Lamborghini himself. "Are you the fuckin' leader of these bitches!"
"As a matter of fact, I am. But, before I introduce myself, I just wanted to say that I've never met a talking car before. Who do you have inside you?"
"Funny you should ask, Mr. Dark-and-Tormented. I have the next superhero quartet to be the best of the best in kickin' you ass. Say hello to Dragon X!"
Then, right on cue, Kayroni-Zero, Zakume'-Xavier, and Neon got out of the car, having Rattlesnake sitting next to them. This made the cloaked creature chuckle.
"Dragon X, huh? Fellow monsters! At ease!" All of the creatures stopped their havoc right on cue, which made Lamborghini, Zokandello, and Lola whistle.
"Daaaaaaamn!" Lamborghini and Zokandello exclaimed in unison. Lola just sat there, wide eyed, eating her breakfast at a normal pace.
"He must be the leader if they obey him like that." She said to herself.
Back outside...
"Whoa." Kayroni-Zero and Zakume'-Xavier said in unison.
"Okay, so I'm guessing that you ARE the leader of these creatures." Neon said in a determined tone. "Are you gonna introduce yourself or what?"
"I'll be honored to." The creature replied as he pulled off the hood of his black jacket and it revealed a hansome brown rabbit with longer-than-long ears going all the down to his feet with yellow eyes and a pair of 2 inch long whiskers on each side of his cheeks. "My name is Matthew Panzaki, leader and ruler of these creatures and my homeplanet, Terrishaw."
"Lookin' mighty hansome for a leader of some uglified bitches." Lamborghini commented. Lola did Bugs' famous eyebrow flutter when she tokk a good look at Matthew.
"He looks really cute, too." She sighed.
"Are you gettin' hot in that goddamn jacket?" Kayroni-Zero asked sympetheically. "Why don't ya take it off?"
"If I did, it would make my creature jealous of my good-looks." Matthew replied in a smooth male voice. "Besides, I was born with this tail."
"I was wonderin' why I was seeing a rabbit with a long, curly tail." Neon spatted out. "But, that shit doesn't matter. What does matter is that you and your ugly friends are about to go to hell!"
"You wanna fight? I'd be glad to see your best." After that response, he threw off his black jacket, revealing his very muscular figure with black jeans and a white belt. Lola was watching from the car and was about go crazy, but caught herself by taking a deep breath and exhaling hard.
"Easy, Lola. Easy, girl." She said to herself as she started sipping her orange juice.
"What's your name, dragon?" Matthew asked as he dropped his jacket on the street. Minutes later, this scene was drawing a crowd from the sidewalks.
"Neon." Neon replied.
"Okay, Neon. You're the fighting one of Dragon X, right?"
"Actually, we all are... including this big fella right here."
"Who is that?"
"Rattlesnake... and he'll be happy to fight some of your giant gecko friends."
"In that case..." Matthew snapped his fingers and one giant gecko appeared in front of Rattlesnake and roared with anger. Rattlesnake did the same. Neon looked down at Kayroni-Zero and Zakume'-Xavier.
"K.Z., Z.X., you two get in the car. Rattlesnake and I got this."
The two dragons nodded simultaneously as they both went in the car safely, leaving Neon and Rattlesnake alone with the aliens and Matthew.
"Show me what you got, bitch!" Neon screamed as he got into his fighting stance.
"With pleasure." Matthew replied smoothly as he sprang for attack. The gecko fighting Rattlesnake lept for him and they rolled towards the toy store behind them and crashed into the glass. Let's check out Matthew and Neon first.
Neon was able to block Matthew's first punch and he scratched him back across the face, making a little damage. Matthew did a low sweep under Neon's feet, but he jumped out of the way and tried kicking back, but Matt blocked it with his hands. Then, he used his curly, prehensile tail to grab the dragon by his wrist and throw him vigoriously across the street, slamming him towards a brick wall, but he broke through with ease and was knocked out for about 3 minutes before he slowly got up and attempted to attack again. Matthew showed his superpowers by firing a purple plasma from his hands. Neon was somehow able to dodge it by swiftly moving to the right, then continuing foreward.
As for Rattlesnake and the gecko alien...
The toy store was wrecked up, due to their fighting. The gecko alien was knocked out and bruised all over while Rattlesnake was looking down at him, waiting for his next move. When he saw that he wasn't able to get up within at least 5 minutes, he decided to bite him with his 'insane venom'. He wrapped his large paws around one of its legs and fircely bit into it, squeezing the venom into the leg. After the bite, the alien started to go drunk and started acting like a baby... sort of. Instead of destroying everything, he just walked back out of the store and dove into a sewer hole like a idiot and was eaten up by a sewer croc. This made Rattlesnake laugh in his roar before returning back to the car.
Back at Neon and Matthew's fight...
The two were neck-in-neck as they were both trying to punch each other, but one kept blocking the other. Finally, Matthew was fed up with this and decided to end this by pulling out his purple laserbeam whip and slashed Neon across the chest, causing him to scream in pain. As he did, Matthew placed his whip back in his pocket and headed straight for Lamborghini, who shifted in gear quick.
"He better not come in this car!" He yelled to himself as he quickly locked all the doors by himself. What he didn't notice was the sunroof was still opened. Matthew noticed and he jumped for the roof. He reached in there and grabbed Lola by her shirt, covering her mouth to keep her from screaming in the process. Zokandello, the three dragons, and Lamborghini didn't notice until Matthew appeared back in front of Neon. They gasped at the sight of it.
"LOLA!" They all screamed in unison. Lamborghini prepared himself to run over the rabbit-kinkajou mix, but he held his hand up, telling him not to.
"I wouldn't do that if I were you. You might run over your girl." Matthew said sarcastically as he turned his attention back to Neon, who regain himself from his chest pain.
"Lola! What are gonna do to her!" He yelled.
"I'm keeping her ransom until the time comes."
"What time is that?"
"It's for me to know and for you to find out. If you want her back, just do what I tell you right now: surrunder... your whole Dragon X team, including you."
"WHAT?"
"Don't listen to him, Neon!" Lola screamed. Matthew twisted her head hard after she spoke, knocking her out. This made Neon flinch.
"STOP!" He screamed.
"Then, surrender... or your girl's gonna die."
"NEVER!"
"Okay, then. In that case, I'll keep her like I said before until you change your mind."
"What are gonna...?"
"Nothing gruesome, really. I'll just make her my queen. Fellow geckos, let's retreat!" The geckos obeyed and retreated into hyperspace. Matthew was still holding the knocked out Lola in his arms. He was about to leave himself, but stopped for a moment.
"You're pretty brave for such a dragon like yourself. I'm sure we'll meet again." He sad before he left with Lola into hyperspace. Neon stood there while the crowd was watching with fear in their eyes. They saw their favorite Looney Tune disappear in a flash. While, inside the car, Kayroni-Zero, Zakume'-Xavier, and Zokandello were speechless and shocked. Neon just walked back to the car and slammed the door in anger as he strapped himself in. This startled Lamborghini.
"Hey! Easy on the doors, man!" He warned.
"Sorry." Neon apologized. "I'm just pissed off that Lola had to go. Now, we have two missions to accomplish: destroy the alien geckos and Matthew and rescue Lola. What's Bugs gonna say when he finds out?"
"I don't know, but I know he'll be mad as hell." Kayroni-Zero replied.
"I know."
"So... back to the business building?" Lamborghini asked.
"Yeah. Looks like we have to tell him... or else he'll be worried."
"I know another thing..." Zakume' called out.
"What?"
"Wile E. won't be very happy either."
"Oh, yeah." They all agreed in unison as Lamborghini drove off in auto-drive back to the business building.
To be continued...