Chapter 8:The Daring Rescue Awaits
It's now sunrise and the most horrific day of Lola's life is about to take its toll. She didn't wake up with a smile, like she usually does. She actually woke up with a very terrifyed frown, as if she just woke up from a nightmare. She just laid there, on her back, looking up at the ceiling. She thought about how scary this was going to be if Dragon X didn't come in time. The wedding was expected to start by the afternoon, around 3:45 pm. Minutes later, she was almost startled by Matthew entering the room with a smile.
"Today's the day, Lola." He said in an almost evil voice. "Ready for the day of the rest of your life?"
"A little." Lola replied tiredly as she slowly sat up.
"Don't worry. After this wedding, you'll forget all about it." After that statement, he went to the bathroom to take a nice long shower, leaving her and Yarnello alone.
"Yarnello…" She started to cry immensely as the blue kyrii climbed up on the bed next to her. "I'm scared… I'm really scared."
"I know, I know." Yarnello soothed as he jumped into her lap for an embrace. She cried in his blue shiny hair. "Everything's gonna be okay."
Meanwhile, outside the palace…
Dragon X, Crystal, and Lamborghini were asleep in front of the palace gates. As soon as the sun was shining in their eyes, Valadale was the first to wake up.
"This is it, guys." He said to everybody, which woke everybody up one at a time.
"I know Lola's prayin' that we'll rescue her in time. I still can't believe he changed the fuckin' date of the wedding at the very last goddamn minute!" Neon swore. "This is just wrong!"
"Take it easy, Neon." Crystal pleaded, patting him on the shoulder. "At least, we're at the palace gates."
Rattlesnake interrupted them by a roar. This made everybody look towards the direction he was facing and they saw Matthew coming from the front door. They quickly ran to the right side of the place and hid secretly while Matthew was talking to one of his guards.
"Good morning, sir." The guard greeted in a stern voice. "Did you sleep well?"
"I sure did, but somehow, Lola didn't wanna make love before then." Matthew replied.
"I wonder why, sir."
"So do I."
While this conversation was happening, Dragon X, Lamborghini, and Crystal were overhearing.
"He was trying to make love to her last night?" Kayroni-Zero asked with puzzlement.
"Before the wedding, though?" Zakumé added. "That's kinda sick."
"Sounded like it." Lamborghini agreed.
"Do you see what Lola's doing now?" Neon asked Valadale, who went into scan mode again. He gasped when he went back into normal mode. "What is it?"
"Lola fainted." Valadale replied.
"WHAT?" Everybody yelled. This got the guard and Matthew's attention as they looked at them.
"Oh, shit!" Neon swore.
"How in the hell did you bitches escape!" Matthew asked furiously.
"Uh… by a password." Xavier replied nervously. Kayroni-Zero nudged him after that reply before he spoke.
"Xavier… wrong movie." He muttered to him.
"Oops, sorry."
"Crystal?" Matthew asked with amazement. "What are you doing with these bastards?"
"Getting away from you for good." Crystal replied with determination. "You almost tricked me last time and I'm not gonna let you trick Lola this time."
"Try me, if you will, but you and your stupid dragon friends will never win. Once the wedding starts, you'll see who's the fool in this whole situation. As long as any of you dragons, including the car, stays out of this palace, you all are off the hook. If the guards tell me that you've been intruding or interfering with anything or anybody, I'll have each and every last one of you, excluding the car, beheaded. Is that clear?"
"Yeah." Dragon X replied in unison, except Rattlesnake, who just growled.
"Good. Now, I'm going back to my bedroom. I don't want any mischief from any of you, especially you, Crystal."
"Don't remind me." Crystal muttered.
Meanwhile, up in Matthew's bedroom…
Yarnello was pretty shocked to see that Lola just unexpectedly fainted on the floor on her way to the bathroom to freshen up. She collasped about 3 feet away from the bathroom doorway and he ran up to her and checked her pulse.
"She still alive, but just barely." He said to himself as he lifted her up a little. "I'm wondering why she just collasped like that."
As soon as he said that, Matthew came in.
"Matt, Lola just fainted unexpectedly. Do you know why?" Yarnello asked him.
"I honestly don't know why she just collasped." Matthew lied in an innocent-as-possible voice. "She must be overly exhausted or something."
"That could be… I think."
"When you find out why, tell me." After that, he left again. This was confusing Yarnello.
"Why does he keep coming and going like this?" He asked himself. "Well, that don't really matter right now. All I care about is finding out why or how Lola fainted."
Meanwhile, outside the palace…
Now that Dragon X, Lamborghini, and Crystal were caught in the act, they had to find someway to get to Lola and find out why she fainted so sudden.
"I just don't get it." Valadale confessed. "How in the hell could a rabbit like Lola just collaspe all of a sudden?"
"Maybe she cried a little too much and she ran outta energy." Zakumé predicted.
"Maybe so, but we need to find a way to go up there and check." Neon commanded. He froze for a second and looked at Crystal, who looked up at a window on the side. It was the window to Matthew's room. "Crys?"
"Hang on a second, boys." She commanded as she climbed up the wall like Stitch. "I'll be right back."
This made the boys freeze in amazement, including Lamborghini.
"Is she doin' what I think she's doin' or is it just my oil leakin' outta my shit?" He asked randomly.
"She's climbing up a wall alright." Xavier replied, looking up the wall. "Once Lola finds out about Crystal's past engagement with Matthew, maybe she'll be more confident about escaping this dangerous wedding."
Meanwhile, at the window sill of Matthew's room…
Crystal just climbed up and held on to the sill as she spoke to Yarnello.
"Did you see her collaspe?" She asked him as she climbed off and got into the room.
"Yeah, but what I'm wondering is why?" Yarnello replied as he followed her to the bed where Lola was laid. Her chest was barely moving, due to her decrease in breathing. Crystal sat next to her and felt her forehead.
"She's very cold, like ice. Did you ask Matthew?"
"Yeah, but by the way he replied to me, I can tell that he had something to do with this."
"And that would be true. Know how I know?"
"How?"
"He did that to me before. I eventually revived by the time the wedding started."
"What did he do to you?"
"Easy. While she was busy crying her heart out, hoping that Dragon X would rescue her, he infected her lunch with a glowing blue substance with a needle. The blue substance is called 'Yokaven Ice Remedy'. It's a semi-venomous liquid that causes her to faint along with increasing her smarts by 50 percent, but that's not a good thing."
"How come?"
"It makes her confused. With her smarts the same amount as her other, it makes it hard whether or not she should escape with us or stay here. But, in this case, it's different. Did she do anything before she fainted?"
"She did spit up or cough up this blue stuff."
"Oh, my God! It's serious this time! That didn't happen to me when he infected me."
"What could it mean this time?"
"She'll be married… while she's in a deep sleep, which means………"
"Which means what?"
"………she's gonna…… he's gonna…"
"What! WHAT?"
"…Matthew's gonna… eat her."
"AAAAAAHHHHHH! NOT LOLA! ANYBODY, BUT LOLA!"
"We really need to save her now!"
"What's going on in…" Matthew asked before he stopped and saw Crystal picking up Lola, who was still unconcious, with Yarnello on her shoulder. "What the fu…"
"What? Is that any way to greet your ex-girlfriend?"
"I always knew you were one hardheaded bitch. You were too smart for me not to fall for my trap. If you wanna be safe, I suggest you place Lola back down on the bed."
"And what if I don't, motherfucker?" After that response, she ran towards the window, with Yarnello hanging on, and she leaped off the window and safely landed back down in front of the boys. They cheered when she did.
"She actually did it!" Kayroni-Zero cheered with glee. "I always knew she would."
"Did you find out about what happened to Lola with her collaspe?" Neon asked as he got in Lamborghini with everybody else, except Rattlesnake.
"She was poisoned, but don't worry. She won't die. She's just in a deep sleep." Crystal replied, gently placing Lola down on the seat. "She'll wake up by the time you head back to your planet."
"Better call Bugs and tell him we have Lola." After that, he put Lamborghini in auto-drive and he drove back to the ship safely before they entered and the door closed. As soon as everybody was in, they all strapped in and Crystal handed Lola's unconcious body to Neon. "What are you givin' her to me for?"
"I want you to show Bugs that she's okay."
"Oh. Thanks." After that, he went to the cockpit and strapped himself in before he strapped Lola in, sitting her upright. He typed in a few numbers before he pressed the 'send' button and Wile E. appeared in the pilot window.
"You have Lola." He said happily. "Great job. I should get Bugs. Hold on."
While Neon was waiting, he started up the ship and they started heading back to Earth. 3 minutes later, Bugs appeared in the screen and was thrilled to see his wife asleep, but okay.
"LOLA!" He screamed. "YA GOT LOLA! I always knew you dragons could do it!"
"It was pretty hard, but we eventually got her out safely." Neon replied.
"Is she sleepin'?"
"Yeah. She's in a deep sleep, but she'll wake up by the time we get there."
"Good. I miss her so much."
"I know that. Hey, guess what?"
"What?"
"Matthew attempted to make love to her today…"
"WHAT!"
"…but, chill out. She refused."
"……oh. Whew!"
"Don't worry about it. I'm sure she'll tell you everything that happened when we get back."
"I sure do hope so. How will it be until you get here, doc?"
"Have no idea, but I'll let you know when we're almost there."
"Okay… what, Daff?...what'cha say?"
"Bugs, what is it?"
"Hold on. Huh? Say it again, doc!"
"…………………"
"……oh, okay. Daffy just said that ya have another mission to do: Matt's Gecko Army."
"But, I thought they all retreated with him back to Terrishaw."
"Only da ones dat were with him, here in Looney Tunes Land, retreated. The other 90 percent of them are runnin' rampant in da whole planet and we need ya back here fast!"
"We're on our way! Dragon X out." After that, Bugs clicked off and Neon looked behind his seat before he spoke. "Guys, we gotta go in hyperdrive again."
"Again!" Zakumé asked. "What for?"
"You remember those mutant geckos that were with Matthew when he first invaded?"
"Yeah."
"Well, only 10 percent of them retreated with him back to his planet. The other 90 percent are destroying the rest of the Earth as we speak."
"DAMN IT!" Kayroni-Zero exclaimed. "Step on it, man!"
After that command, Neon shifted into hyperdrive again and they blasted back to Earth with a look of determination on each of their faces… except Lola's, of course.
Back on Earth…
Bugs was walking around the place with a smile on his face. Wile E. and Daffy were watching him with chuckles every 5 minutes.
"Happy now, Bugs?" Wile E. asked between chuckles.
"Hell, yeah!" Bugs replied as he stopped walking and hugged Wile E. tighty. "I love ya, doc!"
"Please, Bugs. Nothing to it, really. Hey! Did you know that Zokandello was…"
"Lovesick? Yeah, I know. I explained everyting he needed to know about handlin' a woman he loves."
"Do you know where he is?"
"He's upstairs. Doin' what is up to you ta find out. Wanna play Super Monkey Ball Deluxe, Daff?"
"Sure." Daffy replied as he simply slid off the couch and turned on the game, having Bugs just sitting beside him, connecting the controllers in the system. While this was happening, Wile E. just remained in the couch behind him, watching them play as Zokandello just came down the stairs and took a seat next to him.
"What did you do upstairs, Zokandello?" Wile E. asked.
"A little… practice on handling a woman. Bugs taught me." Zokandello replied in a cool tone as he sat back with a smug look on his face.
"Did you watch a video?"
"Yeah… on how to…"
"I get it. Why? Are you expecting to have a girlfriend any minute now?"
"Yeah. I'm hoping to get a girlfriend of my dreams soon."
"Let's hope it ends well for you."
Meanwhile, in outer space…
Dragon X, Lamborghini, Crystal, Yarnello, and Lola were only 3 lightyears away from Earth and they were just getting into the atmosphere. When the gravity pull from the Earth kicked in, Lola was just waking up with a yawn as if she woke up froma good nap. Neon smiled, even though he didn't look at her because he was driving.
"Hey, Lola." He greeted. This made the revived bunny gasp with happiness.
"DRAGON X! YOU SAVED ME!" She screamed with joy as she hugged Neon tightly. "I thought I was a gonner for sure. Where's Yarnello?"
"Present!" The blue kyrii called from the seating chamber behind her. She turned around and smiled as she slowly got up and walked up to him.
"You did say you wanted to come along, didn't you?"
"Yeah. Matthew was such a pain in the ass when he had me. He shouldn't have a queen in his kingdom anyway."
"I feel ya on that one. Who's that?" Lola looked up from the neopet and saw Crystal sitting between Kayroni-Zero and Valadale.
"Oh, that's Crystal." Zakumé replied. "She's the one that helped you out of Matthew's dungeon."
"Thanks, girl."
"No problem. I volunteered to save you for a reason."
"Why?"
"Well, I was Matthew's girlfriend for a few weeks before I witnessed the wedding. I took one good look at the ring he was about to place on my finger and I was like 'Hell, no. I am not falling for that!' How I knew was amazing."
"You saw it coming by just looking at a ring? Wow!"
"Yeah. It was tough fighting his guards' asses down, but I managed."
"Sweet."
Hang on, ladies and gentlemen!" Neon announced happily. "We're coming in for a landing!"
"Won't Bugsy be happy to see me?" Lola said to herself as she walked back to her seat in the cockpit and strapped herself in.
10 minutes later, back on Earth…
"Oh, Lola!" Bugs pleaded happily as he embraced his wife. "I'm soooooooo happy to see ya again!"
"So, am I, Bugsy." Lola agreed before she kissed him on the cheek. "Did you eat?"
"Yep. I'm back to my silly self again. Neon told me Matt tried to make love to ya eoilier. What was dat about?"
"Daaauuummm, listen Bugs. That time wasn't the first time."
"What?"
"I, um… I…"
"Ya what?"
"I… made love with him… after he just… ahem!... took me."
"WHAAAAAAT?"
"I'm sorry, Bugs, but it's the truth."
"I knew dere was something wrong wit dat Matthew guy!"
"Well, at least, I didn't decide to marry him. He forced me to."
"Like he forced ya to make love to him?"
"…………damn!"
"Look, Lola. I know ya being honest an everyting and ya admitted dat ya did make out wit him, but judgin' by how ya told me…"
"………………"
"…I forgive ya."
"Aw, Bugsy. Thanks." She embraced him with passion as everybody sighed with relief.
"At firstht, I thought Bugsth wasth gonna burstht histh bubble." Daffy swore. "Now, that thesthe giant-assth mutant geckosth are sthtill here on Earth, what do we do?"
"We plan the biggest plan ever." Neon replied as he and the rest of Dragon X gathered around everybody else. "All of us have to work together."
"Doesth that mean we have to have the Loonaticsth, too?" Sylvester asked.
"I don't think so. Dragon X and four Looney Tunes is enough."
"What will we usthe?" Daffy asked.
"Funny that you asked. Follow me."
Minutes later…
Lola, Bugs, Daffy, Sylvester, and Dragon X were all in Lamborghini's garage with an automatic opening roof. Neon stood next to the sleeping yellow car and smirked.
"Prepare to be as surprised a little boy at his birthday party." He announced. "Lamborghini…"
"Yo?" Lamborghini called out as he started up on his own.
"…transform."
"Finally!" After that, he started to rumble softly before he automatically hopped from his spot and his wheels started to extend out into giant metal arms and legs. The front of the car transformed into a wolf's head with deadly red light up eyes as he roared with a robot kick to it. Then, the body of the car started to get extremely big, transforming into a giant robotic wolf warrior, supplied with silver double swords on his back. Neon snapped his fingers with satisfaction as he stood right next to the giant robot version of their car. This made the Looneys speechless as Neon continued.
"Ya'll will be usin' this: The Lamborghini Wolfatron X7000, the mightiest of mighty in pure dent-resistant armor and two sharp-as-hell swords that are sure to slice up some dumb monster's ass." He announced. Bugs whistled with amazement.
"Shit, doc! Dat's sweet." He muttered. "Who's gonna control what is what I'm wonderin' though."
"Okay. Here's a model of the robot." The peach dragon pulled out a sheet of paper with the controls listed. "Okay, the controls are pretty simple. One person controls the arms, one controls the legs, one controls the tail, and one will monitor his energy and other things. Now, here's who I listed on who should control what."
Bugs took the second piece of paper, which had the list and showed it to the others. Here's what the list showed:
Lola Bunny: legs
Daffy Duck: arms
Bugs Bunny: system and monitor
Sylvester: tail
"What the…?" Sylvester exclaimed. "I get the tail! Humph! I'm not sthurpristhed."
"Don't complain, Sly." Lola protested. "At least, you can use your trusty 'trip on the tail' gag."
"Yeah, I guessth."
"Satisfied?" Neon asked.
"Yeah, but one problem, doc." Bugs replied. "Do I have to have da system montiors and everyting?"
"Unless you wanna switch with Sylvester about the tail."
"No-no-no-no-no! I'm okay with it, doc."
"Good. We'll plan the attack tomorrow, so get some sleep tonight. That means no sexy shit, Bugs and Lola."
"Aw, man!" Bugs and Lola moaned in unison.
To be continued…