Chapter 9: The Plan of all Plans
After a good night's worth of rest, the Looneys and Dragon X were ready to face the other 90 percent of the Mutant Gecko aliens that were invaded all over the Earth. Neon inspected the Looneys in their assigned places of the robot after a good huge breakfast. He checked on Bugs first.
"So, does it look hard montoring the cockpit and system by yourself?" He asked the determined gray rabbit, who strapped himself in.
"No, doc." Bugs replied. "It looks rather simple ta me, now dat I've seen everyting."
"You and Lola didn't do any sex and shit last night, did ya?"
"No, we didn't, doc… even though we desperately wanted to, after Lola bein' gone for so long."
"Good. Speakin' of which, I'm gonna go check on her with the leg control. I'll be back." After that, Neon left the robot's cockpit and on towards the leg control room. He found Lola stretching on the floor. "Gettin' prepared, I see."
"Yeah." Lola replied. "I don't wanna pull anything while kickin' some gecko alien's ass."
"Good girl. You are a karate expert, right?"
"I did a few runs of karate and tae-kwon-do for 3 years of college."
"Then, you'll be okay. Daffy's got the arms, so he's right beside you."
"He is?"
Neon proved his point by pressing a red button right by Lola's feet with his foot and the side black and opague door beside Lola opened, revealing Daffy with the arm control gloves and armpads. He was practing a few moves himself before he realized he was being watched, then stopped and looked at Lola.
"Hey, Lola." He greeted quickly. "You're lookin' might sthexthy in that outfit, showin' your cleavage right there."
"Stop." Lola muttered as she looked down at her outfit. She was wearing a white t-shirt behind a pair of blue overalls with a blue jean scrunchie. Her t-shirt was pretty tight on her body and the cleavage of her breasts was showing clearly. Neon even scoffed a little in amazement.
"Wow. She does look pretty sexy." Neon agreed after looking at her up and down. "I don't mind the pants, but damn. If only I could touch those…"
"Neon… check on Sylvester."
"…okay. Want me to close the door next to you?"
"Please. Daffy's keeping his eyes on my chest and one of them is about to be black by me."
"Ouch." Daffy muttered sarcastically. "Closthe it."
"Alright." Neon replied before he closed the door by pressing the red button with his foot again. "Whenever you wanna open it again, just use your foot to press this button on the floor next to your feet. Okay?"
"Okay, now can you go now? You're staring at my chest again." Lola replied.
"Sorry. I'm going, I'm going." After that, Neon went to the tail conrtol room, where Sylvester was.
"Fuck it to hell with thisth shit." Sylvester complained to himself as he sat there in his chair with an angry look on his face. Neon nearly chuckled at what he just said and walked up to him.
"Feeling extremely pissed, Sly?" He asked. Sylvester nodded as he turned to face the dragon.
"How would you feel being the one to control the tail part of a robot?"
"The same way… and for Bugs, the same way as well."
"If only I could switch with him…"
"Why? Bugs just has to sit there and watch some screen for any damages or malfunctions. That's more boring than controlling the tail."
"Well, it isth, now that I think about it…"
"You see? You're getting my point."
"Yeah. I'll sthtick with it, then."
"Good kitty."
"Don't call me that!"
19 minutes later…
Bugs fell asleep at the system controls at the head part of the robot while Lamborghini was flying on his way to a jungle in Africa. He noticed the gray rabbit asleep and shook himself a little, which made him wake up with a start along with falling off the chair.
"Bugs, if you're gonna keep an eye on my systems and everything, I suggest you stay awake." Lamborghini commanded through a speaker. Bugs got up and rubbed his noggin in the process.
"Okay, doc. I'll just check on everybody on da survailance cameras while you're flyin'. Where are we goin' again?" Bugs asked.
"A rainforest in Africa." Neon replied from the communication speakers. "There's about 200 of those bad-ass gecko aliens there, destroying everything in their path. Your official assignment is to just get rid of them as quickly as possible."
"What if dey're quicka dan us, doc?"
"Then, try the best you can. I'm countin' on ya'll."
"What about you guys, Dragon X? When do you come in?"
"When you need back-up big time. Whenever you feel like you can't handle a bunch of bitches, just press the 'Call Dragon X' button on the cockpit control panel in front of you. It's the big green button."
"Oh, okay. Tanks."
"Don't mention it." After that, Neon clicked off. Bugs then pushed himself in the chair towards the camera viewing section of the panel to check on his friends. He decided to check on Sylvester first.
"He's doin' good wit da tail. No wonder it's waggin' right now." He said to himself. Lamborghini overheard.
"I was wonderin' why the hell my tail was waggin' like a dumb dog happy as a bitch." He said.
"Heh, heh, heh! I guess he wanted you ta feel happy about fightin' dese alien gecko tings."
"I guess so. Check on Daffy. My fists have been limb for minutes now."
"Okay, doc." After that response, Bugs checked on Daffy and Lola in the arm and leg controls. He found Daffy asleep against a wall on his side, but when he looked on Lola's side, she was missing."What da fu…?"
"What?" Lamborghini asked in wonder.
"Lola's missin'."
"She's missin'? Where'd she go?"
"I don't know, doc! I hope she didn't commit suicide and decide to kill herself."
"Bugs, you know betta than that, man! She's too sexy to do somethin' insane like dat! You better find her!"
"I tought she said she was gonna stay put trough da whole ride."
"Maybe she had to go piss for a minute."
"Maybe. I hope so. Betta call Daffy and ask him." He put on his headset commuticator on his head and turned it on before he continued. "Dis is Silva Wabbit to Blak Mallard, come in Blak Mallard. Ova!"
In the leg and arm control room…
Bugs' transmission woke Daffy up and he quickly strapped on his headset communicator before he spoke.
"Blak Mallard sthpeaking." He said back. "What isth it, Sthilver Wabbit?"
"Did you see where Lola went?" Bugs asked.
"She'sth missthing?"
"You didn't see her?"
"Nope. The door wasth closthed."
"Goddamn it!"
"Calm down, Bugsth. Justht asthk Sthylvesthter. Maybe he'sth stheen her sthomewhere."
"Good tinkin', doc. Tanks!"
"Well?" Lamborghini asked.
"Daff doesn't know where she went because he didn't even see her leave."
"Damn, Bugs. This is really startin' to piss you off, ain't it?"
"It really is. I'm callin' Sly and ask him if he seen her anywhere. If he didn't, den I'm doomed and worried as hell." Bugs called Sylvester with his headset communicator. "Dis is Sliva Wabbit callin' Striped Cat, come in Striped Cat. Ova!"
In the tail control room…
Sylvester was having fun, messing with the tail's joystick and making it wag back and forth before Bugs' transmission came in from his headset and he pressed the button on his ear.
"Sthtriped Cat here! What's goin' down, man?" He asked in a goofy voice. Bugs chuckled.
"Ya watch too many gangsta movies, doc." He joked. "Anyway, did ya see where Lola went?"
"Did I sthee where Lola went? Hmmm. Let… me… think. Uhhhhh…………"
"C'MON, DOC! I'M GETTING' FUCKIN' WORRIED HERE!"
"Okay, okay! Hold your horsthesth! She went into the cockpit with you. She'sth sthtanding right behind you."
"She is?" Bugs turned around from the cameras and did indeed see Lola standing there in the doorway of the room. She was looking at him with glowing eyes.
"Hey, Bugs." She greeted. "I was getting a little bored down there and I need something to do… something I REALLY wanna do… to you…"
"Holy sh…"
"Damn!" Lamborghini interrupted. "She came in here to fuck you 'til it hurts, Bugs."
"Did she?"
"Look like it."
"Are you getting bored, too?" Lola asked, walking up to her husband.
"Yeah, now dat I tink about it. I am getting pretty bored. We can take da bed in da back, if ya wanna do it now." Bugs replied as he stood up, taking Lola's hand as she approached him.
"Sure, baby." The two rabbits walked into the separate room in the back, which was Bugs' personal bedroom in case he needed to sleep. As soon as Bugs closed the door, Lamborghini shook his head in dismay.
"That's one lucky rabbit, if you ask me." He said to himself as he continued on his way to the rain forest.
Meanwhile, back in Looney Tunes Land…
Zokandello was talking to Crystal alone in his own room while Dragon X kept a close watch on the Looneys and Lamborghini in another room.
"I've been hoping to meet a girl like you to be in my life, Crystal." Zokandello started. "Do you like experimentations and such?"
"Like? I LOVE them, Zokandello." Crystal replied. "Did you create Dragon X by yourself?"
"I had a little assistance, but I created them overall."
"That's cool. They look great."
"Thanks."
"So, I reckon you want me to be your girlfriend. Am I right?"
"Yeah. I've been a bit… lovesick."
"Really? What happened?"
"Well, to make a long story short, a fiancé in my past life was pretty pissed off at me for the experiments and everything. That's when she decided to dump me forever. Now, I feel lonely."
"No need to be." Zokandello looked up at her as she continued. "I'll be sure that your new love life will be heart-warming for you. I promise." After that, Crystal gave the scientist a deep kiss on the lips, wrapping her arms around his shoulders in the process. Zokandello was happy about receiving the kiss and placed his claws gently around her waist while rubbing her back gently. Neon looked over his shoulder to see the two rabbit-like creatures kissing passionately from the room door while Zakumé sighed with passion.
"Young love… how original." He said after his sigh. "Zokandello was lovesick? I didn't know that."
"Yeah. He told me right when I got back from inspecting the Looneys in Lamborghini." Neon replied. "When I introduced him to Crystal, they both fell in love in an instant. Valadale, if you haven't accidently bumped into her, Zokandello would be even more lovesick. Great job."
"Well, I really didn't expect her to look like him." Valadale started. "But, I guess luck makes its cut on my watch."
"You got that right. Kayroni-Zero, check on the Looneys."
"Righto, sir." Kayroni-Zero replied before he pressed the transmission button.
Back with Lamborghini…
The jungle was minutes away when Kayroni-Zero called in.
"This is KZ." He called into the speakers. Lamborghini turned on his transmission.
"Hey, Kay." He greeted. "What's up?"
"Just wanna check on the Looneys. Can you survailance for me?"
"Really, that's Bugs' job, but he seems to be uh…… busy at the moment."
"Busy! Doing what?"
"Ummm…" The yellow, giant, robotic wolf didn't wanna reply, but he had to, if he didn't want himself to become scrap metal. "……fuckin' Lola's ass."
"WHAT?"
"Hey, he said he desperately wanted to ever since last night. I understand that. On toppa dat, I would do it myself if I was in Bugs' big-ass feet."
"Well, tell him to stop that bullshit and get back in his place. You'll be in the African Rainforest in 7 minutes."
"A'ight." After that, Kayroni-Zero clicked off. Seconds after, Lamborghini sent a transmission to Sylvester, who was still playing with the tail. "Sly, can you please stop playin' with my goddamn tail for a minute?"
"Sthorry." Sylvester replied as he quickly released the joystick and sat back in his chair. "What isth it?"
"Can you come up to the cockpit and get Bugs for me? I'm just a robot flyin' towards a jungle. I can't get Bugs and fly at the same time, ya know."
"Why get Bugsth, though? What'sth he doin'?"
"Somethin' crazy… and pretty damn nasty, too."
"Oh, no…"
"Yeah… he's screwin' with Lola."
"Stho, that'sth why she need to sthee him."
"Yep. That's right."
"Well, okay. If Bugsth cussthesth me out, I'm done for." Sylvester slowly got out of his seat and towards the teleport pad, which automatically teleported him towards the cockpit's teleport pad. He looked over at the bedroom door in the back and then, looked out the robot's 'eye windows' and saw the jungle right up ahead. "Wow, thisth isth one fastht robot."
"You better believe it." Lamborghini agreed. "I'm made to be faster than any airplane in this planet."
"That exthplainsth everything." The black and white cat continued on his way towards Bugs' bedroom door and placed an ear to it. He heard deep moaning from it and grew disgusted as he backed up.
"Shit, Bugsth. What are you doin' thisth time?" He asked himself before he pulled out a secret key Neon gave to everybody, which can unlock any door in the robot with ease. He slowly inserted the key into the keyhole before he gently twisted it to the right and pushed the door open carefully, so he won't disturb the two love bunnies rudely. He saw the action going on in the gray rabbit's king size bed and closed his eyes quickly. "Ahhhhhh, goddamn it, Bugsth. That isth justht nasthty!"
"You gotta sthtop them, Sthly." Daffy said unexpectedly from behind the cat as he turned around and opened his eyes.
"How? They look too into that shit."
"I know how. Watch thisth…" Daffy pulled out his cell phone as he quietly escorted Sylvester outside with him and closed the door. Afterwards, he dialed Bugs' cell phone number and listened for a response.
Back in Bugs' room…
The rabbit's cell phone was ringing on his nightstand. Bugs managed to hear it through Lola's passionate screams and he abruptly stopped their romance for a minute to answer it. He reached over and grabbed his ringing phone before he lifted the lid of it and spoke.
"Hello, Bugs Bunny speakin'…" He started.
"Hey, Bugsth. It'sth Daffy. How are you?" Daffy replied politely.
"Hey, Daff. I'm fine. What's up, duck?"
"I justht have a few questhtionsth for ya……"
"Alright, shoot."
"HOW COME STHYLVESTHTER AND I GOTTA COME AND GET YA AND YOU'RE IN THERE FUCKIN' LOLA LIKE HELL!"
"Daffy, calm down, doc. Where are ya?"
From outside the door…
"I'M ON THE OTHER STHIDE OF THE DOOR, RIGHT HERE!"
Back inside…
Bugs stared wide eyed at the door as he heard what the angry black duck just said. Lola did the same as he she slowly got off of her husband with nervousness. Bugs still held on to the phone as he went up to the door and opened it carefully, revealing Daffy and Sylvester with angry looks on their faces.
"Well, she said she was bored and so was I." He complained to the two as he hung up the phone.
"Well, maybe you should've played a game or sthomethin', like parcheesthii." Daffy growled.
"We didn't bring any damn board games wit us, rememba?"
"Well, bring your PSP or sthomethin' nextht time, will ya? We're almostht there."
"Okay, dat's all ya had ta say. Shit!" After that, Bugs slammed the door in their faces, leaving them stunned and speechless, except Daffy. He was still steaming inside.
"Maybe… you should calm down a little, Daffy." Sylvester pleaded softly.
"Ohhhhhh, hell no! He wasth my rival in the pastht, he sthtill isth today, goddamn it!" Daffy exclaimed as he went back to the leg and arm controls. Sylvester watched with concern as the bedroom door opened again and Lola walked out with a stunned look on her face.
"What's his problem?" She asked abruptly.
"Who knowsth?" Sylvester asked back. He looked at her and he noticed her stunned look turned to a solemn frown as she looked at her feet. "What'sth wrong, Lola?"
"I feel lonely right now."
"Huh?"
"I feel lonely, Sly."
"Why?"
"Meeting Zokandello was pretty fun. Making Dragon X with him was better, but doing a mission without him sucks."
"What are ya tryin' to sthay?"
"I'm sayin' I wanna make a pet of my own… by myself."
"I don't know if you can…"
"And honestly, I don't give a shit!"
"…………………"
"Whatever Neon says about this, it can go right through my long ears and down to hell!" After that exclaimation, she walked back to the leg and arm controls, leaving a stunned and speechless Sylvester by the bedroom door. Seconds later, Bugs walked out. He heard everything.
"What da hell's wrong wit her?" He asked.
Her confidencthe for making exthperimentsth took over her like an evil sthpirit ever sthincthe she met Zthokandello and now, she'sth addicted to it, like sthmokin'. Sylvester's thoughts replied as he remained silent, heading back to the tail control room, leaving Bugs confused as he sat back in his chair.
"What's with the limp ears, Bugs?" Lamborghini asked as he was about to land in the jungle.
"Lola's gone crazy. I don't know what caused it, but I tink it was from her experiment makin' abilities." Bugs replied.
"Damn! I knew that was gonna happen, after making Dragon X with Zokandello and all."
"Me, too. I did overhear sometin' she said………"
"What?"
"…………fuck!"
"What?"
"Lola's profession of makin' her own experiments have taken its toll on her sexy ass and now, she dependent on it for sure, no matter what Neon says!"
"What are you gonna do, man?"
"Get dis mission ovawit foist, den talk some goddamn sense into her!"
"A'ight. If that's gonna be the case…"
5 minutes later…
Lamborghini was walking through the jungle by Lola and Daffy was assisting in moving any trees that may be in the way. Bugs was watching the scenery from the cockpit and was bedazzled.
"Wow! And dese alien gecko bastards are in this beautiful place." Bugs sighed as he sat back.
In the leg and arm control room…
Lola was walking on a holographic treadmill while she had a view of the jungle in her goggles. There was a nearby log in her path and she accidently tripped, making the whole robot fall along with her.
"Oops." She muttered to herself before Bugs beeped in.
"Lo, what happened?" He asked.
"I just tripped on something."
"What?"
"A log, I think."
"Somebody must've placed it dere. Keep walkin', though."
"Oh, no!"
"What?"
"…………you may get a little nausea from this, but I can smell some shit from here."
"Oh, geez! I smell it, too! Daff, do you smell it?"
"Yeah!" Daffy yelled holding his bill. "That reeksth big time! What isth that!"
"I recongize the smell." Lola replied as she slowly sat up.
"What is it?" Bugs asked.
"Fellas……… we've found them."
"Finally!" Lamborghini yelled from the main speakers. "Neon said there were 200 of those things in this place. Lola, I hope you know some karate or somethin' and Daffy, you too."
"Daffy, shall we?" Lola asked with a sly smile. Daffy showed the same smile.
"Hell, yeah." He replied cooly as he got his fists ready. "Let'sth sthend thesthe bitchesth down to hell where they came from!"
"Yeah!" Lola got in her starting stance, waiting for the geckos to emerge from their hiding place.
To be continued…