Chapter 11: Creation is a Wonderful Trait!
By a few months time, Dragon X gave the Looneys a break, except Zakumé-Xavier, who decided to stay with the Looneys and Dragonheart and they destroyed the rest of the 90 percent of the mutant geckos and the world was at peace. Now, all Lola had to do was prove her creativity is preceding others, including Wile E. and Zokandello.
The truth about Lola working with Zokandello was that she didn't want to… she needed to, in order to prove her husband wrong about her not being a genius. She sure did knock it out of his head when he realized that she made Zakumé-Xavier herself and without Zokandello's help. Now, he believed her, but the real question is: will she defeat Wile E. in a science fair for the first time? That was the only question inside all of the Looneys' heads, including Dragonheart.
It was now past 7 months since Dragon X was created and they destroyed every last gecko that invaded. Now, that the entire planet was at peace, they can finally get themselves back to their pod forms by getting dehydrated by Zokandello, who was in the lab with Dragon X, saying their final goodbyes to each other, excluding Zakumé-Xavier.
"Well, you guys were the best project I could ever create, but now that I have Crystal in my life, I don't need you anymore." Zokandello spoke diligently. "I'm gonna miss you all."
"What do ya mean 'miss us'?" Kayroni-Zero asked. "You created us."
"I know. I was just pullin' your tails."
"Oh." Neon and Kayroni replied with Rattlesnake's moan of confusion.
"Besides, you guys deserve a break from all this… wait!" He noticed. "Where's Zakumé-Xavier?"
Meanwhile, in Wile E.'s bedroom…
"Okay, Lola." Wile E. started as he was sitting firmly at a desk, like a teacher, while Lola was standing among the audience of the others, including Dragonheart. "Explain it again as if you were a true scientist. Hold Zakumé-Xavier up as if he was your best creation yet."
"Okay." Lola replied before she cleared her throat and spoke clearly and loudly as she explained again. "I call this bicipital dragon 'Zakumé-Xavier', otherwise known as Experiment D2. He was hand-made by me and he has every feature a dragon could have, including breathing fire and ice. Zakumé is the red half. He's the one that's made from many fire-commencing elements, including nitrogen and mercury. Combining these essential elements together created this half of the two-headed dragon. Then, there's Xavier, the ice powered head. Creating him was a little more difficult than Zakumé, but I eventually succeeded by mixing three elements that are considered 'cold': cobalt, platinum, and palladium. In conclusion, I mixed all of the elements together into one whole, in return, creating this bicipital dragon called Experiment D2, a.k.a. Zakumé-Xavier. Thank you."
Wile E. and the other Looneys applauded in celebration of her speech of expertise and precise calculation of creating Zakumé-Xavier. Minutes later, Zokandello came in and froze with confusion, but then, shock as he saw Crystal among the applauding audience.
"What the…?" He blurted out, but they were still clapping. Wile E. soon stood up and walked up to the new genius and gave her a pat on the back for a job well done.
"Well, well, Lola. I am impressed." He congratulated. "You truly have the smarts of a true genius if you can say that perfectly without hesitation. Congratulations."
"Will I have the privilege of creating more of my own?" Lola asked as she hugged Zakumé-Xavier close to her with excitement.
"Of course."
"Hey." Zokandello finally spoke a little louder, getting everyone's attention. "I was about to dehydrate the dragons and I was wondering where Zakumé-Xavier went."
"He's right here." Lola replied. "He's MY experiment."
"Yours? What do you mean? I thought you said it was my idea."
"I was just saying that just to pull your tail." She gave him a sly wink after that. This made Zokandello stand there, shocked and convinced. Crystal noticed his behavior and chuckled.
"Admit it, baby." She said from the audience. "Lola's got better brains than you… a lot better!"
"………………well, damn." Zokandello finally spoke with surprise. "I guess she is. So, you're not gonna dehydrate him?"
"Hell, no." Lola replied a she held the double-headed dragon closer again. After that, Zokandello shrugged his shoulders and left to continue with the dehydration process.
"The 5th Annual ACME Science Fair is tomorrow afternoon at 3:30." Wile E. announced. "You all shall see this phenomenon for the ages on channel 32. It'll be aired at the lobby of the ACME Mall Square. Lola and I will be there as contestants among all the other 19 of them. You all do know who won last year's, right?"
"You." All the Looneys replied in a bored tone in unison.
"Of course. So, you all are in for a treat, if you wanna see if Lola will break my winning streak. Lola, you'll have to construct on a new genetic experiment and it has to be done by tomorrow at 2:00. Think you can manage?"
"I think I can handle it like bouncing a basketball between my legs." Lola replied smoothly. "I make a wager on the win."
"Well, this the first time anybody's ever asked me for a bet. Go ahead, shoot."
"Okay. If I win, you have to give me any genetic experiments you've made in the past, even before Space Jam. If you win, you have a choice: you could either experiment on me for any purpose or experiment on somebody else other than me. Deal?"
Wile E. thought about this little wager as everybody remained silent, awaiting his decision. After 10 minutes of thought, the coyote finally made his decision.
"It's a deal." He replied as he shook Lola's hand in truce. "I'm wishing you good luck… amateur."
"Sure, thanks… amateur-to-be." Lola said back. "Trust me on this, Wile E… I'll create an experiment that's sure to make you jump off a cliff and hang yourself."
"Ouch." Bugs muttered under his breath after that response.
Later, after dinner at around 7:30 in Bugs and Lola's bedroom…
Lola was on her laptop in her bed, researching any useful elements and materials for her new experiment for the science fair with Zakumé-Xavier sleeping beside her legs. Bugs was sitting beside her, content with his business by reading a car magazine. It was extremely quiet in their room. All they could hear was Lola's typing and clicking and Bugs turning pages. Minutes later, a small knock came to the door. Bugs responded to the sound and looked up from his magazine to see Zokandello with a worried look on his face, looking desparate.
"Hey, Z." Bugs greeted. "Did ya dehydrate ya dragons?"
"Yeah." Zokandello replied in a worried tone in his voice. "I need you for a minute. It's about… gulp! …Crystal and me."
"What is it, doc?" Bugs raised an eyebrow slyly as she let his feet dangle on his side of the bed, preparing to get up. "Ya wanna make love to her?"
"Be more specific please."
"Heh, heh, heh, heh! Okay, doc. Ya wanna fuck Crystal?"
"Thank you… and yes, I do. The only problem is… I don't really know how to surprise her into it… ya know, give her a clue that I wanna fuck her."
"Ohhhhhh, okay. I'm comin'. Lola, you gonna be alright in here 'til I get back?"
"Why are you asking me like we're not married yet?" Lola asked back in an attitude, rubbing Zakumé-Xavier's back softly. Bugs took a step back with caution as he heard this. "I'll be fine, Bugs. You go on and help Zokandello with his girlfriend."
"Okay, doc." After that, Bugs left with Zokandello leading the way. They made their way to Zokandello's office/bedroom and they went in and Zokandello took a seat while Bugs remained standing, pacing around the room. "Now, ya wanna surprise Crystal into fuckin' her good, right?"
"Yeah." Zokandello replied calmly as he paid very close attention to his sex tutor. "How can I do it, Mr. Bunny?"
"Easy for me, but will take minor adjustments and perfect timing. That's how it's gonna be for you. So, how do ya want ya atmosphere setting for ya love-makin' session?"
"I want it smooth, sexy, and seductive… as seductive as it can get."
"Okay, den. What ya need ta do is light up some scented candles in some parts of da room, like da dressers and da bookshelf. What's her favorite scent?"
"She does like lavender."
"Well, find some lavenda candles for her to enjoy herself. Next and last step: plan your approach. Know how ta do dat?"
"No."
"Of course, ya don't. It's easy. It depends on how close ya wanna get to her. How close do ya wanna be?"
"REALLY close."
"Okay, den here's what ya do…"
2 hours later…
Zokandello walked into the living room, dressed in his signature green sweater and blue jeans outfit. He saw Crystal watching tv with a bowl of popcorn in her lap, enjoying a movie. He got his confidence together as he walked up to her and sat beside her a few inches away at first. He looked over at her after 3 minutes and showed a sexy smile as he spoke.
"Hey, Crystal." He seductively greeted as he scooted over closer to her. "How about you take a break from all this shit, huh?"
"What shit?" Crystal asked as she looked at her boyfriend. "All I'm doing is watching a movie."
"I know, but that's what I meant."
"Huh?"
"I figured that… ya know…" He started moving a little closer to her, as close as he could get, and nuzzled her face lovingly. "…we could do something… extra satisfying to the senses."
"Oooh! Zokandello, what are… ohhhhhh… what are you doing to me?" At this point, Crystal felt a warm sensation flow through her body as he tail started to wilt into the couch sluggishly.
"Doing what I should be doing when our relationship has been lasting for more that 5 months."
"Ahhhhh… ahhhh, shit!" She inhaled sharply with clenched teeth as she continued. "…I can take a good… ohhhhh… hint as to what it is."
"Good." Zokandello came down to whisper as he snuck his clawed finger carefully up her thigh and into her shorts sexually. She gasped hard as she felt his hand go into her shorts and then, stopped him abruptly. This made himm look at her. "What's the matter, baby? Ya wanna fuck me really good, don't ya?"
"Hell, yeah, but let's take this upstairs."
"Good idea, baby."
Later, in Zokandello's bedroom…
"AHHHHHHHHH!" Crystal cried as she felt something go inside her real slowly. She started gasping and moaning as she felt this from her boyfriend's erect member going into her. She held on to her as he continued this on their bed. "OOOOOH! Zokandello!"
"What is it, baby?" He asked in a low, sexual voice. "Am I hurting you or do you want me to go in harder?"
"Do in deeper! PLEASE!"
"It shall be done." After that response, he grabbed his counter-part girlfriend by her waist and vigoriously forced his protected member into her, making her sweat and scream. "Is that good enough for you, my love?"
"Ohhhhhhh, yeah. Give me more. It's getting so intense, I can taste it!"
"Speaking of which…" Zokandello paused as he looked at her chest, licking his lips passionately. "…how about I taste your way of being a woman with such interesting parts?"
"I… don't… really…" Before Crystal could finish, she felt something lick her breasts tastefully. "…ahhhhhhh, damn!"
The love session between the two lasted throughout the whole night.
The next morning…
Bugs opened his eyes slowly and yawned as he looked over at his clock. It said "8:05 am". He lifted his head a little and was a bit startled when he saw a pair of red eyes glaring at him with a smile. He smiled back.
"Hey, Zakumé." The gray rabbit greeted tiredly as he sat up a little more, still having the two-headed dragon on his abdomen. "Ya know, it's fun to say 'hey' to ya."
"Because it rhymes, right?" Zakumé guessed sarcastically.
"Exactly." Bugs yawned again before he continued. "Did ya sleep well?"
"We both slept like baby dragons." Xavier replied. "Are ya gonna make breakfast? We're starving."
"'We'? Ya mean, you guys share da same stomach?"
"Ask Lola."
"Good idea." Bugs turned towards his intelligent wife, only to find her sleeping sitting up against the backboard with her face glued to the closed laptop in her lap, snoring deeply and awkwardly. This made him chuckle before he finally shook her shoulder. "Lola, baby, time ta get up."
"She's not moving, Bugs." Zakumé pleaded as he leapt off of Bugs' chest. "Try saying it a little louder."
"Lola, time ta get up!"
"Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz." Lola snored in response, still sleeping away into her dreamland. Bugs decided to take the plunge on this third attempt.
"It's time ta wake up… doll." This made Lola immediately lift her head up from the laptop and strangle her husband by the neck hard, making him choke. "Ack! Well, dat… ick! …woiked."
"What did you say?" She asked sternly, staring at her husband with a flaming glare in her eyes. Bugs struggled in her grip trying to speak, but couldn't. "You called me 'doll', didn't you?" Bugs could only nod slowly, still trying to release himself from his wife's kung-fu grip. "Well, ya know what I'm gonna do?"
"Uh, oh." Zakumé and Xavier muttered in unison as Lola brought her husband closer to her face… too close. She giggled seductively as she slowly released her grip on Bugs and brought the hand that was choking him to his face and stroked it gently before she surprisingly kissed him passionately on the mouth, making his once limp-with-feared ears perk up fast with his wide eyes. As soon as she moaned deeply, as if she meant it, he gave into the kiss and wrapped his arms around her back passionately while she sent her other free hand around his shoulder. This made the two-headed sigh with relief.
"Phew!" They muttered with relief as they saw the two rabbits making out. "If you can hear us, we'll be downstairs waiting for breakfast." After that, Zakumé-Xavier left downstairs, leaving the love bunnies alone.
After about 30 minutes worth of kissing, Lola finally and slowly released the kiss and looked into his eyes seductively. Bugs sighed with hearts in his eyes for 5 seconds, then they went back to normal when he spoke.
"Ya still got it, babe." He purred sexually. "Ya still got it."
"Yeah, I still got it." Lola mocked before she unexpectedly kneed him on his groin, which made him yelp in pain before he fell on the floor and held where he felt the pain with clenched teeth. As Lola stood up, she looked down at her husband wih a sly smile before she whispered:
"Don't ever call me 'doll'." After that, she left to the kitchen for breakfast, giggling to herself on the way, carrying her laptop with her as well. When she approached the top of the stairwell, Sylvester came out of nowhere, running up to her with excitement.
"I heard what happened in there." He said as he apporached her. "Bugsth never getsth usthed to it, huh?"
"Nope, but someday, he will, knowing how damn smart I am." Lola replied as she headed downstairs with the curious black and white cat beside her.
"Stho, got any ideasth for your new exthperiment for the big fair today?"
"Yeah, and it's a good one… extremely good. This experiment will be so enterprising, that Wile E. will beg to give him the trophy he was supposed to win."
"Hahahahahahahaha! I get ya on that one, girl! Wooooooohooohooo!"
"Heh, heh. Yeah." On their way downstairs, Lola suddenly stopped and gasped as she hid behind the wall that was just at the foot of the steps with her back against it, holding her closed laptop close. This stopped Sylvester with curiousity.
"What isth it, Lola?" He asked her in wonder as she turned her head to peek into the kitchen.
"Is Wile E. in there?" She asked him back. He looked and checked. He did indeed see Wile E. in the kitchen. He wasn't cooking. He was actually using some household cleaners to conduct his experiment for the science fair.
"Yeah. He'sth in there."
"What's he doing?"
"It looksth like he'sth… uh…" He double checked. "…he stheemsth to be making an exthperiment with housthehold cleaning sthtuff."
"Damn. What kind of cleaners is he using?"
"I sthee sthome drain clog cleaner, toliet cleaner, a can of dusthting sthpray, and dishwasher detergent."
"Shit!" Lola began to shake and sweat as she asked her last question. "Does he have precise calculations sitting by his materials?"
"There'sth a sheet of paper there, but I can't tell if it isth calculationsth. Want me to take a closther look?"
"Could you, please?"
"Abstholutely. Be right back." After that, Sylvester left for the kitchen and walked up to Wile E., who was still working on his experiment. He looked over at Daffy, who was cooking breakfast, trying to look casual, but Wile E. got the hint.
"Are you trying to see what I'm making?" He asked. Sylvester jumped as he looked down at the piece of paper next to his supplies.
"Yeah. Justht asth curiousth asth I am, I justht wanna know what it isth you're making. I won't give it away to anybody, esthpecially Lola." He replied innocently.
"Oh, well, I'm making the world's smartest motion-sensored sneakers. It'll be sure to knock Lola back into her college years."
"Yikesth. Well, thanksth. Justht wanted to know." After that, he took another glance at the calculations on the paper and gulped silently as he walked back to Lola, who still looked extremely nervous. She was sweating so immensely that she made her own puddle of it below her feet.
"Well?" She asked shakily. Sylvester took a deep breath before he spoke.
"Yeah. Perfect and precthisthe, justht how he wantsth it."
"FUCK!"
"I'm sure your exthperiment will knock him back into histh insthtitute yearsth… I hope."
"I hope so, too. I've been up almost all night researching any elements or materials I needed for this experiment."
"All I can sthay isth… good luck."
"Thanks. If you need me, I'll be in Wile E.'s lab, but first…" She sniffed the delicious breakfast cooked by Daffy, which made her immediately stop sweating. "I'm ready for some damn good grub." After that, she left with Sylvester beside her. Minutes later, Bugs, Zokandello, and Crystal came downstairs, having the loving Zokandello and Crystal coming down first. They didn't notice Lola's sweat puddle, nor did the accidently slip on it. Bugs, however, didn't notice it, but he accidently slipped on it, landing on his back against the stairs hard, which made his whole body flat on the stairs, like a stair rug.
"Ouch." Was all he could groan before he inflated himself back to his old self. "How did dat get dere?"
As the Looneys, Zokandello, Crystal, and Zakumé-Xavier were eating their breakfast, Lola was multi-tasking as she was researching on her computer again while eating her breakfast, keeping her observing aqua-green eyes on the computer screen. Wile E. noticed and he scoffed to himself as he continued eating.
"This will sure make my day once I've beaten her." He said to himself. Zokandello happened to hear him and looked over at him.
"Don't be too sure about that, Wile E.." He sang out. "I've seen her previous researches from high school and college and she beat the hell out of those 'so-called geniuses'."
"That may be YOUR opinion, but I'm not gonna lose to an amateur."
"Well, that may be YOUR opinion, Wile E.." Lola protested smoothly. "Once my experiment is finished and shown to the fair and I win, you'd wish you've never met me in the first place."
"DAAAAAAAAAMN!" Daffy, Sylvester, and Bugs geered in unison. Wile E. stood up in protest simultaneously with Lola doing the same.
"Say that again!" He yelled. Lola scoffed.
"Oh, I will." She replied as she snapped her fingers three times. "You'd… wish… you've… never… met… me."
"Grrrrrr!" The coyote's eyelids started lowering in anger. Lola's did the same, but keeping her cool inside. "I swear I will win again! My experiment will be far more extraordinary than yours!"
"And pretty good for a pair of feet." Sylvester murmured under his breath as they continued.
"Don't waste your breath…" Lola started. "…I can smell it. It smells like shit!"
"Oh, sthnap!" Daffy yelled, laying back in his chair with his legs crossed on top of the table. "Thisth isth getting good!"
"Grrrrrrrrr, I'll show you!" Wile E. protested. "When the fair starts, I'll be victorious by the time I enter the mall. You'll be sorry!"
"Yeah," Lola agreed sarcastically. "As long as you stay outta my way of my experimental creature."
"Uh… Lola?" Bugs nervously asked.
"What?"
"Um… maybe ya should… ya know… cut da old coyote some slack, huh? I mean, he is a genius afta all."
"You agree with him?"
"Well, not really, but…"
"Yes, you do. I can feel it." She turned to Wile E. with anger. "Look what you did to my husband! Now, you're gonna get it, super genius!" After that, Lola picked up her computer and made her way down to the lab, but them zoomed back to the table to pick up her glass of carrot punch and then, dashed back down to the lab, making the wall close behind her. Wile E. stared at the closed wall with fury in his eyes as he pulled out his materials to finish his experiment. This made everybody else show huge sweatdrops behind their heads as they stared at the coyote.
"Well, that wasth sthome good shit." Sylvester muttered.
"Tell me about it." Zokandello agreed. "That was the best food I've ever eaten."
"I wasth talking about the quarrel between Lola and Wile E., Zthokandello."
"Oh. My bad."
"All I was gonna say dat I was rootin' for her." Bugs begged as he stood up with his finished plate. "She just didn't give me no fuckin' chance."
"Maybe I should've kept at least Rattlesnake hydrated."
"Yeah, ya tink?" Bugs grew tense as he placed his sink down on the kitchen counter. "I can feel it now. Dis science fair's gonna be a doozy."
"Yeah." Daffy sighed as he removed his feet from the table and remained seated. "I've stheen Lola'sth researchesth, too. She'sth gonna whoop Wile E'sth assth."
"It depends on what she's making." Crystal added.
Meanwhile, in Wile E.'s lab…
Lola was having her laptop opened as she was taking down ingredients for her experiment. Minutes later, she felt a small tap on her foot and looked down, seeing Zakumé-Xavier at her feet.
"Are you calm?" Xavier asked. "I mean, I know the Icy Revival Potion restored you back to full health, but damn! I'm pretty sure there weren't any side effects to it, like hyperactivity."
"It's not the potion, Xavier." Lola protested as she picked him up from his half and placed him on the table next to her. "It's Wile E. Coyote, Super Genius. He's really pissing me off, like he has bragging rights. He didn't even compete yet."
"Well, you have a point." Zakumé agreed. "But, then again, maybe Wile E. has the right to brag, since he's been winning the same science fair for years."
"I gotta agree with ya on that one."
"See? You're being too hasty upon yourself. Calm down."
"I'm sorry. I didn't mean to burst out like that in front of you. That was dumb."
"It surely was." Xavier agreed as he looked at Lola's observations. "So, what'cha makin'?"
"It's a surprise. I won't tell you until the fair starts."
"Okay. Good luck, Lola."
"Thanks."
Later, at the ACME Mall Square Lobby…
"Hellllllllllllo, hello, hello, science fans!" The announcer, Richard Rabbit, yelled in his microphone. "Richard Rabbit here, hosting the 5th Annual ACME Science Fair in the ACME Mall Square lobby. Last year, our reigning champion, Wile E. Coyote, has made a tremendous win with his outstanding Automatic Potato Peeler and Egg Scrambler. The judges were really astonished by his performance, but can he do it again? Let's walk around and see our contestants, huh?"
As the blue and white rabbit made his around the lobby to meet everyone, Zakumé-Xavier was among Lola's part of the lobby, waiting patiently for Lola to come back from the water fountain for a quick refreshment before the real thing. When she finally got back, Richard was apporaching her.
"I'm here with our newest contestant, Mrs. Lola Jean Bunny, and her mystery project. Tell me, Lola. What kind of project is this?" He asked her before he held the mic up to her mouth so she could speak.
"Well, I dare not tell, since I'm new here." Lola replied as she wiped her hands with a towel. "When it gets revealed at judging, it'll prove to the reigning champ that he's about to become the reigning asshole."
"Ooooh! Sexy smooth talk there, Lola. Do you think with this experiment, Wile E. won't stand a chance?"
"Exactly."
"Well, I wish ya the best of luck, newcomer. Speaking of Wile E., let's meet him now." After that, he rushed over to the genius coyote. "Mr. Coyote, you've been the ACME Science Fair champion for 4 years now. Do you think you'll win again?"
"Unless Lola's got a special experiment up her sleeve, I'll say yes." Wile E. replied in a determined tone.
"Well, good luck to you as well, genius."
"As I am… always."
Back in Lola's section…
"Bragging rights is right." Zakumé muttered. "It's like every time he has something to say, it's always about himself."
"Yeah." Lola agreed. "He'll someday hand those bragging rights to me."
10 minutes later…
"Now, that we've seen every contestant, the judging will begin…" Richard announced as he sat at his announcer desk.
Back in the business building…
Bugs and the gang were watching the fair on the channel Wile E. told them about and had snacks and drinks everywhere. Zokandello and Crystal were watching as well. Bugs took a quick glance at Zokandello and nudged him a little.
"Did ya do well with Crystal last night?" He asked him. Zokandello sighed as he hugged his girlfriend passionately.
"Hell, yeah." Zokandello replied. "It was sensational."
"Great."
"They're judging Wile E. nextht!" Daffy exclaimed, pointng to the tv.
"Next up is Wile E. Coyote, the champion for 4 years of the fair. He seems to have a pair of motion-sensored sneakers. Tell us about them, Mr. Coyote."
"Well, as you can see, the ingredients for making this once-in-a-lifetime project were simply just household cleaners along with water to finish it off. It took many hours, but I must say, all that work paid off. Allow me to demonstrate…"
Wile E. picked up the sneakers and slipped them on his feet. Then, placed a skateboard in his path for a test. He started walking at a normal stroll. When he was about to trip on the skateboard, his sneakers reacted perfectly by simply making his feet automatically lift up themselves over it with invisible rocket fuel and landed perfectly back on his feet. This made the audience applaud with their 'oohs' and 'ahhs' as he bowed as a thanks.
As for the Looneys, Zokandello, and Crystal watching from the television…
"Motion-sensored sneakers?" Zokandello asked with dissatisfaction. "That's all he could come up with?"
"Looksth like it." Daffy replied. "Ain't that bullshit or ain't that bullshit?"
"That's bullshit."
Back on the tv…
"WOW! That's an amazing invention there! Let's see what the judges had to say." Richard continued before the camera turned to the humanoid judges. They were deliberating and writing stuff down on papers before they finally held up their point cards above their heads. "Looks like we have a 9.5, a 9, another 9.5, and… ooooh! One judge voted a 7.9. That's gotta leave a mark… big time."
"AHHHH-HAAAAA!" Daffy sang out in childish tone. "IN YOUR FACTHE, GENIUSTH!"
"Dat was… heh… a pretty damn shame." Bugs agreed. "Let's see if Lo can beat dat."
Back on the tv…
"Well, tell ya the truth, I sorta liked his Automatic Egg Scrambler better." Richard muttered. "Anyway, let's see what our last and newest contestent, Lola Bunny, has in store for us." The camera turned to Lola's part of the mall. Lola was looking her best. She was wearing a black business suit with a skirt and a black scrunchie in her hair as she stood next to her covered experiment with Zakumé-Xavier standing at her feet.
"Ladies and gentlemen, you'll be shocked at what experiment I've got." She announced smoothly as she placed a gloved hand on the cloth that was covering the experiment. "Even Wile E.'s genius will get vacuumed outta his smart ass."
Those were her final words before she snatched the cloth off, revealing a cage with a very interesting alien-like creature. It had baby blue skin, stood on two legs like a human, antennae that hung from the top of his head down to his long lizard-like tail, had a wolf face with brown eyes, and replacing his arms were 2 and a half feet long tentacles. He had a bit of muscle within them and he was wearing a white tank top with black pants. He stood there with a fierce look on his face, but then, smiled as if he was the most adorable thing in the universe. Everybody gasped, including the judges and Richard.
As for the Looneys and the others…
Daffy froze, Sylvester fainted with Taz, and Bugs, Crystal, and Zokandello stood up fast, nearly spilling their food.
"What the fuck…?" Bugs and Zokandello exclaimed. Crystal got close to the tv to take a closer look.
"What the hell is that?" She asked herself.
Back at the fair…
Wile E. stood there wide eyed as Lola explained the creature.
"This little guy…" She started as she opened the cage and held the creature in her arms. "…is one of my best since college. I call him: 'Experiment VX7'. The tentacle arms I've created were made from a very special neon atom I mixed with the mercury and mushroom liquid. They don't have any stinging attacks or anything, just ordinary arms. He's designed to fight in his own fighting style, called Tentacalojitsu. It's a very unique fighting style I've invented myself. The super-strength he has was made from an ingredient called Plutonium, a very rare element in outer space that's not in reference books around the world. I'm actually gonna name him Ravioniikyu. Thank you."
Everything remained extremely silent and Lola was enjoying the stunned silence she was receiving as she held a smile on her face. Wile E. remained wide eyed and jaw-dropped as the judges made their deliberations for all of the experiments, which was the final deliberation. After 10 minutes, Richard came out the the results of their decision. He looked at the paper as he announced.
"The winner of the 5th Annual ACME Science Fair is…" He started. Everybody was anxious, Lola had her fingers crossed, same for Wile E. and the rest of the Looneys back at the building. "…LOLA BUNNY!"
"Huh?" Wile E. screamed through the cheering crowd. Lola slowly grew into tears as she heard her name and the audience cheering for her. Richard walked up to her and handed her the trophy.
"Congradulations, Lola Jean Bunny! You are the new ACME Science Fair champ!" He announced as she took the trophy and fell to her knees, crying immensely with her prize against her chest.
"OH, THANK YOU!" She screamed at the top of her lungs. "I'VE NEVER EXPECTED THIS TO HAPPEN!"
"Oh, I bet you did, Lo." Zakumé protested.
Back at the building…
Everybody was cheering for Lola's win. Bugs was standing there, speechless and surprised as Daffy tackled him playfully.
"You have one… sthmart… wife, Bugsthy boy!" He exclaimed. Bugs didn't say a word as he tackled his best pal back in celebration.
Back at the fair…
Lola just received her 800 million dollar prize and car keys to her newly designed 2006 Chevy Camaro in her favorite color: blue. She walked up to Wile E. and offered a hand to him.
"You tried you best, Wile." She said to him. Wile E. took her hand and shook it gently.
"Congradulations." He said back. "I must admit, that creature of yours is amazing. I don't know how you do it, but brilliant."
"Thanks. I decided something…"
"About the bet?"
"No. I'm still keeping that. It's the prize money. You've done all that hard work and I want you to have it for at least trying." On her cue, Ravioniikyu used his tentacle arms to hand the bag of money to Wile E. and he kindly took it. "It's yours. I'm keepin' the car, though."
"Thanks, Lola. You truly are a genius and I had my bragging rights over to you, since I've had them for years."
"Thanks for the rights. I'll use them wisely."
Later, after dinner at 8:47 pm, back at the business building…
Lola kissed her trophy happily before she placed it in the Hall of Awards with Bugs' awards. She closed the glass door and admired it being among her husband's acting trophies. She then heard footsteps and looked at the reflection from the glass. She saw Bugs holding Ravioniikyu in his arms. He walked up to her and embraced her with his free arm.
"Ya did it, Lo." He said in a whisper. "I'm proud of ya."
"It took a lotta effort, Bugsy." Lola replied as she swayed with him a little. "My college years really paid off."
"Yeah. How about ya celebrate ya victory… your way?" He kissed her on the mouth passionately after that question as he slid his hand up her shirt, making her lean her head back and moan softly. "Upstairs?"
"Yeah. Be sure to put Ravioniikyu back in the lab before you come up. I'll be waiting." After that, she walked off to the bedroom. Bugs sighed as he headed for the lab and went down the steps towards the main part of the lab. When he was off the last step, the lights came on by themselves and he was surprised.
"Whoa." He muttered as he saw the millions and millions of genetic experiments Wile E. created. They all belonged to Lola now. He looked around for an empty cell in the experiment chamber and eventually found one next to a three-headed creature that was fast asleep and he gently placed Lola's newest experiment inside. He patted him on the head before he closed the door and spoke.
"Goodnight, doc." He whispered before he left for the bedroom. When he arrived, Lola was sitting against the backboard of the bed, ready to do their love session in celebration. "Ya look prepared."
"As always." Lola agreed. "Looks like we have two smart geniuses in this building, huh?"
"Yeah… and it's just about enough from dis day on." After that, he got into bed and they began their love-making session as the Looneys learned an important, but valuable lesson:
Intellengence is the ultimate key to improving your future.
The End