This chapter is very crazy, so yeah, just play along and you'll be fine. Plz read and review.
Pyro was the first to break the silence, "Oops, my bad."
"Let's give him a proper burial," Piotr muttered. They all stared bewilderedly at him.
"Are you serious?" Remy asked who was interrupted by a cop car that pulled up alongside them.
"Hey you Baker's dozen, do you know anything about that dead man in the street?" the first cop slurred.
"Hey that's not a man it's a huge jungle cat!" Pyro pointed out.
Remy elbowed him and whispered, "Let me take care of dis." Remy looked at the cop in the driver's seat of the squad car who seemed intoxicated. He turned his gaze to the cop in the passenger's seat. He looked at his badge which read Zachary Hall.
Noticing Remy's glance, "You can call me Officer Zach," Officer Zach said with a lisp. Remy's eyebrows went up; he could tell the man had some problems. A small grin reached his face, 'This is gonna be a piece of cake,' he thought to himself.
"Officer Barney," Officer Zach said referring to the drunken cop, "Let's investigate the corpse."
"Okay Zach," Barney replied.
"It's Officer Zach to you!" Officer Zach clearly stated.
"Oh, I'm just playin'," Officer Barney said as he playfully yet drunkenly pushed Officer Zach.
"Don'ttouchthatthat'sascab!" Zach screamed pulling away.
"Sorry," Barney apologized trying to brush off Zach's shoulder.
"DON'T TOUCH ME!" Officer Zach screamed, pushing himself up against the door of the squad car trying to get as far away as possible from Officer Barney while still staying in the car. While all this was going on the three remaining Acolytes were tiptoeing away from the scene of the crime.
Suddenly, Officer Zach leaped through the open window of the cop car, and yelled,"HEY YOU! BAKER'S DOZEN! STOP RIGHT THERE!" His face was beet red and you could see a vein pulsing in his temple. The Acolytes stopped short with looks of surprise on their faces.
"Hey this isn't a jungle cat…" Barney yelled from the middle of the street. All of a sudden an old, cackling, drunken woman ran him over.
"Hey isn't that Barney's mom?" Zach wondered aloud reading the license plate which said: BRNYSMA. After considering this Zach's attention turned to his dead partner, "Goodness gracious! My LOVE, I mean my PARTNER!" he screamed as he dropped to his knees on the side of the road. He then yelled, "GOD! Why have you forsaken me?", and began sobbing.
"Run!" Remy cried as they ran down the side of the road with Officer Zach's crumpled form growing smaller and smaller as they ran.