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Coach Z walks up to a microphone in front of Bubs' Concession Stand's brick wall. A neon sign above him reads, "Battle of the Bands." The audience applauds.
"Welcome to the Battle of the Bands!" the Coach announces. More applause. "First up is Stand Strong, Cheat Strong with their new song, 'Rock Rampage!'" Yet more applause. The members of Stand Strong, Cheat Strong walk on with their instruments. Strong Bad starts to play his guitar. The other members join in shortly after.
"People say that rock is dead
They say it's gone under and out
I tell them rock is stronger now
Than ever before, with no doubt!
The coolest guy in town is here
To tell you advice so smart and sage
Rock and roll, the only way to go
That is, go on a Rock Rampage!
I'm S to tha B, here with The Cheat,
And of course old Brother GM
To all the peeps that say rock is dead
From me, you gotta tell them!
Going on a Rock and Roll Rampage
Rockin' out with the band on the stage
Guitar riffing grows cooler with age
Crowd's singin' along, we're all the rage!
Our music, it's totally unmatched
Though by me, the songs aren't written
Its coolty echoes all through the lands
Don't know our future, can't remember the past
But in the present, we're gonna win
The Battle of the Bands!"
The song ends with a long note from the two guitars, the bass, and the crash cymbal.