After applause for Stand Strong, Cheat Strong, Coach Z walks back up to the microphone.
"Okay, now for the KOTHS Junior Varsity Band and everyone's favorite rapper, Coach Z, with 'These Peoples Tryin' To Fade Me!'" Instead of applause, crickets chirp. Coach Z laughs timidly.
The KOTHS JVB walks on stage and plays the same rhythm as in the Fall Float Parade.
"These peoples tryin' to fade me!
I got no dough in my pants!
(He's dead broke!)
My music gets all kinds o' rants!
(One person choked!)
My mike died when it was brand new!
(It couldn't stand the rap!)
But I still rap 'cause I like what I do!
These peoples tryin' to fade me!
I ain't gonna have a chance!
(He's the worst!)
Yeah, last is gonna be my stance!
(No, not first!)
But I still rap anyway.
(Because he can!)
So if ya know what's good for ya you'll listen to what I say!"
The song ends, and crickets chirp again.
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Backing vocals done by the KOT