Day 1: Dirty Gambling

Sango returns home late that night. Sango yawns.

"I hope Kirara doesn't get into anymore trouble. ."

Sango tiredly dragged herself to the couch. When she entered the house, she did not open her eyes. She sat on the couch and rested her head. . on something. . Something comfy!

Sango quickly falls asleep.

"What the. ."

Miroku was sleeping on the couch also, but awoken by some one, lying on him.

Miroku opens his eyes, and smirks evilly.

"Sango, surprise, surprise."

Miroku always had that perverted nerve to touch Sango's butt. Was he happy to actually SLEEP with her, on the same couch! . . But of course, he didn't want to try anything DIRTY to get her all upset. Miroku reached to the side a a blanket and lay it on Sango and him. So, that whole night, Sango and Miroku slept on the same couch "with" each other, and as you guessed, Miroku was rubbing her butt the whole night long, real dirty crap.

That morning, Miroku woke up looking around.

"Where's Sang---"

Miroku looks up in front of him.

Sango was standing there, hands on hips, tapping her foot, with her face red and angry.

Miroku backs away and chuckles.

"S-Sango, it's not what you think!"

Sango raises her hand.

"YOU DIRTY MONK!"

Sango slaps Miroku across the face as she stomps outside.

"Kagome! I'm going out for today! HMPH."

Miroku sits on the couch rubbing his cheek.

"I'll never let another girl sleep on my couch."

Kagome was busy in the kitchen, making breakfast for everyone.

Inu Yasha walks downstairs, following the smell of Kagome's cooking.

Inu Yasha steps into the kitchen and sniffs around.

"What's that smell?"

Kagome laughs.

"They're pancakes, they're really good. Trust me."

Inu Yasha sits down at the breakfast table and lets out a nice sigh.

"Sure smells good.."

Kagome giggles as she blushes.

Miroku walks into the kitchen as he bangs his head to the wall.

"Miroku, what are you doing? Where's Sango?"

Miroku stands up straight and slowly turns around.

"She left."

Kagome puts her hands on her hips and angrily looks at Miroku.

"What did you do this time you dirty monk?"

Inu Yasha stares at him as well.

Miroku backs himself against the wall and gulps.

"I swear, I didn't do anything wrong! Well .. Not really!"

Inu Yasha puts his fist to his cheek and leans on it.

"Not really, eh? But you still did something dirty."

Kagome sighs.

"Guys will be guys."

Miroku sits down at the breakfast table with his head on the table.

Kagome turns of the stove and brings out the pancakes on three separate plates. Along the way, she takes a jug of pancake syrup and serve everyone their pancakes and left the syrup on the table.

Inu Yasha takes a pair of chopsticks, attempting to pick up the pancake, smothered in syrup.

"No No Inu Yasha! Your so silly, you use a fork and a knife, see? Look."

Kagome runs over to Inu Yasha and puts the knife in one hand, and the fork in the other.

She holds his hands and moves them to show Inu Yasha how to cut using a knife, and to pick up the pancake pieces using the fork.

While Kagome was showing him, Inu Yasha blushed.

"See?"

Kagome looks at Inu Yasha's face and she blushes too.

She goes and sits at the breakfast table and pours the syrup over her pancakes.

Nervously, Kagome chuckles.

"D-Dig In. ."

Miroku looks up at Kagome and winks at her.

"How about you show ME how to eat my pancakes too?"

Kagome looks at Miroku, same with Inu Yasha, but with pancakes STUFFED in his mouth.

"Don't get dirty with my wife, Miroku!"

Kagome crosses her arms and glares at Miroku.

Miroku chuckles.

"I was. . Just kidding! Geez."

Inu Yasha looks away from Miroku, and continues to eat his pancakes, same with Kagome.

Miroku just sat there, eating his pancakes very slowly, dazing off again.

He smiles and eats his pancake.

"Sango."

Kagome stands up and puts her plate in the sink.

"Well, I'm done. I'm going to go find Sango. I won't be home until about 5pm, I got to go do something."

Kagome takes her coat, slips on her shoes, and runs out the door.

"Kagome, where are you go---"

Inu Yasha smiles as he swallows his last pancake whole.

"Kagom--"

Inu Yasha starts choking on the pancake he attempted to swallow.

Inu Yasha gasps for air as he lies on the ground.

Miroku panicked as he jumped up and down. He didn't know what to do so he stepped on Inu Yasha and the pancake goes flying out of Inu Yasha's mouth.

Inu Yasha lies on the floor panting.

Miroku saids there, scared.

Inu Yasha sits up coughing.

"Come on, sissy, don't be scared, I won't DIE."

Miroku continues to look scared.

Inu Yasha walks over to Miroku and sighs as he puts his hand over Miroku's shoulder.

"Come On----"

Inu Yasha looks at the wall. The pancake was stuck on top of the clock, which was pretty high up. Inu Yasha grunts and turned red.

"I-I'll go get the ladder."

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It was later that day. Kagome had found Sango and taken her out to lunch.

"So, Sango, what'd Miroku do this time?"

Kagome takes a bite of her sandwich and blinks and looks at Sango.

Sango blushes.

"I-I..I.."

Kagome laughs.

"He's one dirty monk, that guy."

Sango literally pretends to laugh, nervously.

"Ehehh.. Yeah..."

Kagome looks at her watch and screams.

"Oh gawd! I gotta go now! Bye! Would you mind paying? THANNKKK YOUUU. BYE! GOTTA RUN!"

Kagome runs as quickly as she could, put on her coat once more and stormed out of the fast-food restaurant.

Sango smiles as she sits there alone.

Two people walk through the front door of the fast-food restaurant and talk very loudly.

"Oh geez, I'm glad we were able to get that pancake off the clock."

"Yeah I know, Kagome would have just---"

Sango looks up and sees Inu Yasha and Miroku walking past her and stops chewing.

"Inu Yasha, Miroku."

Inu Yasha and Miroku turn around.

"Oh hey Sango! Where's Kagome?"

Inu Yasha looks at Sango as Miroku turns around in shame.

"Oh, she just left, she had to go do something."

Inu Yasha sighs.

"Oh, that sucks."

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It was later that night when Kagome came home. She hides everything behind the front door and shouts.

"I'm home!"

There was no reply. Kagome smiled and jumped around as she brought in her reality TV show equipment.

Alone, Kagome set up tiny little cameras in certain parts of her house. She also carried a laptop to see how her recordings are going. When the week is through, she must submit her BEST work to her studio.

While Kagome was setting up her wiring connections, she heard the door open. She quickly fastened the wire and jumped to the couch, pretending that she was sleeping.

"Kagome, we're back!"

Kagome was fast asleep, well not really.

Inu Yasha tapped Kagome quietly.

"Kagome, Kagome. ."

Kagome didn't answer.

Inu Yasha smiled as he looked at Sango and Miroku.

"She's asleep."

"Good. Now we can back to gambling. Geez, she's been awake every night until today. We never got to finish gambling!"

"Yeah I know. She keeps asking me where all her jewelry went, but I just lied and said no. Haha! She believes everything."

Sango laughs quietly as she takes out a bag of money.

"Winner takes it all tonight."

Miroku and Inu Yasha laugh evilly.

"Your on!"

Little did they know, Kagome was recording their EVERY move, and she wasn't actually asleep. When she heard Inu Yasha talk about him gambling off her jewelry, she just wanted to burst, but she couldn't for the sake of her TV show.

"Come on Inu Yasha, aww. You won the money already? What are we going to do now?"

Miroku smirks with an evil look on his face.

"Sango. . If I win this next game, or if you LOSE, I get to sleep with you tonight."

Sango blushes and turns deep red.

"M-Miroku!"

Miroku laughs.

"A guy has got to do what a guy's got to do."

Sango angrily stamps the table with her fist.

"But if I win, you got to sleep with Kagome!"

Inu Yasha bursts into the conversation and yells.

"Why Kagome!"

Sango laughs.

"Because, I know Miroku refuses to sleep with her, and you DO get mad, it's so funny!"

Miroku laughs and nods.

"I will, if I lose that is, but the question is, will she let me?"

Inu Yasha bursts out laughing.

"Of course she will! That girl would sleep with any guy! Just wear a condom while your at it. You don't want to cause problems."

Miroku laughs.

"True, but I'm NOT going to lose!"

Everyone laughs.

Inu Yasha suddenly causes a silence. .

"But.. What if I win?"

Sango and Miroku look around.

"If you win, I'll let Sango----"

"HEY! HEY! Miroku! You can't say that, I'm not even yours!"

Inu Yasha snaps his fingers.

"I know, if I win, you got to hand me another bag of gold, EACH."

Miroku and Sango sigh.

"Aww... Come on, your no fun.."

Inu Yasha smiles as he deals the cards.

For the rest of the night, they each were playing hard to win, and NOT lose.

It was the last round. Everyone's heart was pounding, sweat dropping from their foreheads.

They lay down their cards and..

"BOOYEAH! I WIN! I'M SLEEPING WITH SANGO TONIGHTTTT! WHOOHOOO!"

Sango sighs.

"Actually, tomorrow night."

Miroku laughs.

"Indeed."

Inu Yasha looks at the cards.

He smiles..

"Actually, I won."

Everyone looks at Inu Yasha's cards.

"Aww mannnn!"

That whole night, Kagome was awake to hear everything. Did that make her furious. She was very upset with Inu Yasha, Sango, and Miroku.

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I so do NOT sleep with any guy, like come on, what's up with these people? I THOUGHT they were my friends. I guess not. GRR! I'm SOOO mad right now! I'm going to KILL Inu Yasha. Wait.. I can't, that'll ruin my secret. Just got to keep this up, then I can get back at them..

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That morning, Kagome pretended to "wake up". Inu Yasha, Sango, and Miroku dozed off to sleep on the table. Kagome smiles and she sets the cameras off.

"I'll turn 'em back on when they're awake."

Kagome smirks as she looks around.

"These cameras are really something, now no one can hide any secrets from me, not even you, Inu Yasha. Day 1, you guys did dirty gambling, tomorrow, who knows."

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