Day 2: Perverted Thoughts

It was morning. Sango had just woken up. She looked around to see Miroku, and Inuyasha still sleeping. She sneaks up stairs into Inuyasha's bedroom.

She looked into his closet to find one of Inuyasha's dirty boxers. She hugs it and rubs it to her cheeks.

"Oh Inuyasha.."

She cried groaning in a very perverted way.

Little did she know, Kagome was at the door, watching, and listening to her.

Kagome was about to stomp into the room and kick Sango's ass.

"You pervert ! He's my husband. Get your own husband, bitch !"

Kagome thought as she groaned.

Sango heard Kagome's groan. Kagome ran into her room, but quietly.

As Sango peaked out the door with a dirty and dangerous look on her face, she returned to Inuyasha's room and started to raid through his stuff.

Then she goes and looks under his bed matress, all guys keep their dirty stuff down there.

She finds dirty lingerie and playboy magazines.

"Oh Inuyasha, you dirty dirty little boy.."

Sango said dirtily.

She also finds a few condoms and some pieces of paper.

She starts reading them outloud.

During this moment, Kagome was watching from her computer screen which was hooked to all the camera's in the house, including Inuyasha's room.

"Hmm.. Cathy's phone number.. Ayumi's phone number.. Kagome's sexy friend .. ?"

Sango read as she ripped the pieces of paper apart.

"Well, I love Inuyasha, too bad for them."

Kagome yelled loudly.

"GAHHH!"

Kagome let out some theme as she started to kick over things in her room.

"Inuyasha, cheating on me! With one of my best friends !"

Kagome shouted as she whacked her chair against the wall.

Inuyasha and Miroku woke up from all the banging, and Sango was surprised.

They all ran into Kagome's bedroom, finding it all messed up, broken objects and everything.

Inuyasha gets on his knees and cries insanely.

"Kagome ! What did you dooooooooo..."

Miroku pointed to the wall.

"It's cracked !"

Sango kicks Miroku.

"Well duh !"

Inuyasha looks over to Sango, who was still holding his boxers in her arms.

He twitches at Sango, scared.

"S-Sango.. What are you doing with my BOXERS!"

Sango looks around nervously.

"W-Who me? No I was just... washing them for you ! Yeah ! I'm doing the laundry today !"

Kagome tries to make it not so obvious that she knows what they've been up to.

"And.. why would you be doing our laundry.. when we don't even have a laundry machine... ?"

Sango thinks of something to say as she sweats nervously.

"Well.. I-I better run to the laundry mat.. Bye !"

She says as she runs off as fast as a speeding bullet.

Miroku shrugs.

"That was weird.."

Inuyasha nods, with a very scared look on his face as if disgusted.

Kagome laughs as she kicks everyone out of her room.

"Well goodbye, I gotta change !"

Kagome locks the door.

Miroku sits down, legs crossed and arms crossed.

"But.. I wanted to see her change.."

Inuyasha kicks Miroku in the head.

"I THOUGHT you liked Sango.. Miroku."

Inuyasha said as he twitched at Miroku with an angry smile on his face.

Miroku turns his head slowly towards Inuyasha as he sweats nervously.

"... I'm gonna go help Sango.. BYE !"

He says as he runs down the stairs and out the door as Inuyasha chases him with a whiplash (his belt)