"Now,in front of you is the m16 assault rifle, designed by eugiene m. stoner. in 1954 for use of air force guards,army officials saw the guards and demanded that the army gets the m16,so, now they are standard issue united states and united kingdom weapon. Now- ARTHUR DONT PULL THAT!" Kolt said
"Why?" he asked.
"Do you know what will happen?" Kolt yelled, "You could kill someone!"
"Now muggles and cousin,you know how to use one, or the majority do."Kolt explained.
(billie joe probably didn't.)
"This is just target practice for you guys,but harry, you probably don't know how to shoot,even growing up with muggles..."
"Anyway just pick it up, now pull that lever back,aim,and fire."
Then all of a sudden the cornfield was amidst a sea of gun shots.ptwo-ptwo-ptwo-!
"HOLD!"Kolt yelled
Then sheriff Rosco showed up...
"why'd that bloke have to show up?"Kolt thought.
"Alright, hold it!"Rosco ordered.
"Since when do you give orders around my bar!" Kolt threw at him.
"On account of illegal weaponry."He said.
"What the...? I owned these guns before the ban!"Kolt protested.
"Prove it."He said childishly
"Alright look!"Kolt said showing him the date on them.
"Well im taken you in anyway!" He said.
Then the next few moments were quite painful to Rosco, for Kolt had just kicked him in the nuts.
"Hey Ginny, come help Bo & Luke put him in the trunk!"Kolt said.
Ginny walked over and did the following jinx:
"Petrificus Totalus!"She yelled.
Suddenly Rosco was as still as a board.
Next, Bo and luke came over and put him in the trunk.
"Nice ginny!" Kolt complimented.
"Thank you Kolt," She said.
Then Bo and Luke drove off in the General Lee.
"I wonder where Boss Hogg is?"Kolt asked Bo & Luke when they got back.
"Well by the looks of things hes got his fat ass in London somewhere."answered Bo.
"Well then pack your bags, next stop London!"Kolt said.