(Summary/Disclaimers: See Chapter 1)
Chapter 9: MF'ers United
From Wrestling-Rajah(dot)com:
Hurricane's Injury; Matt Hardy's Collar angle; Possible Angle involving Edge and Lita
Filed under: Columns-Posted by Ivane Maydeitupp 10:33 am EDT
Even in the face of defeat, the superhero took one for his friend. Last Monday night on Raw, Hurricane took a nasty con-chair-to from the New World Tag Team Champions, the Heart Throbs. They were trying to hit Hurricane's large sidekick, Rosey. But at the last minute, Hurricane used what last bit of strength he had to push him out of harm's way. Now the resident superhero is laid up for a few weeks with a concussion. We'll keep you posted on his condition.
Speaking of loyalty, Raw returnee Matt Hardy tried to come to the rescue, but it backfired literally! We once again bore witness to another punishing electrocution courtesy of that collar's he sporting. Either that thing is actually frying him or he's a damn good actor. There are things about this angle that don't make a hell of a lot of sense. Putting Matt in pain to curb the chants haven't really worked because we see fried Hardy almost every week. Another thing that I don't get is why would Hardy even agree to such a demeaning angle. I know he's still loyal to the company, but he pretty much handed over his balls just to get back on Vince's good graces.
Now there's a rumor that Hardy's ex-girlfriend Lita will turn on her "husband" Kane and team up with (gasp!) Edge. From a business stand point I can say yeah I understand. The fans pretty much hate their guts might as well put them together and make some money off of it. From a moral stand point, come on! Don't you think Matt's been through enough? Cut the guy some slack!
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Hardykat
Joined: 01 Mar 2005
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"Save Our Sensei!"
How many more weeks do we have to watch Matt go through hell? And who's bright idea was it to give Edge the remote to Matt's collar? Why is he even wearing it? People may say that it's an angle, but if that's the case then why hasn't he come on and told us? There's a lot about this angle that ain't right. I say we march onto Raw and get our Sensei back! If you're with me, email me at hardykatv1(at)mymail(dot)com. DO NOT POST ON THIS THREAD! Flamers don't bother sending me anything. Not only will I delete it, but I'll also laugh at your stupidity.
Hardykat
PhenomenalDC
Joined: 26 Apr 2005
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(rolls eyes)
You are a fan.
Nothing less; nothing more.
This idea is stupid. Anyone that goes with it is stupid. The only thing you will accomplish is getting yourself arrested. How will that help Matt?
It's just a storyline. Get over it.
Hardykat
Joined: 01 Mar 2005
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How about you learn how to read and not post to this thread (angry)
PhenomenalDC
Joined: 26 Apr 2005
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I'm just trying to save you from yourself. Your idea is foolish.
Learn to adore Matt Hardy the performer, and leave Matt Hardy the person alone.
Hardykat
Joined: 01 Mar 2005
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My idea is foolish? Okay how about this one. Kiss my ass! Does that sound better?
Tamran
Joined: 22 Jan
2005
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Post is locked! Thanks and have a good day (smiles)
At a House Show:
" I hope you're enjoying yourself."
Lita looks up from her notes to see Chris Jericho standing over her.
"Stay out of it, Chris." she advises him as she goes back to what she was doing. The last thing she needed to do was get into an argument with one of Matt's friends.
"Don't worry. Don't plan on getting in it." He flings the double meaning at the red head.
"Hey!" Lita jumps up, her papers flying everywhere. Her blazing hazel orbs match the frigid ones of the blonde rocker. "You don't know what happened! You're just like everybody else! Matt has you all blind to nothing but his truth. And you know what? His truth sucks!"
Jericho smirks devilishly at Lita. "And you should know a whole lot about sucking."
"Don't you got better things to do that to pick at my woman?" Edge asks as he moves next to Lita.
Jericho says, " Yeah I do. I have to check up on my lovely wife. Don't you still have one of those, Edge?"
Still flashing his cocky smirk, he backs away from the couple.
A Hotel Room that night:
All of a sudden, Matt jolts up from the bed as electric currents from form the collar shoots through his body. The convulsions that his body is going through literally throws him off the bed and he lands with a hard thud to the floor. Seconds later the door opens and the currents stop. However, Matt's so weak that he can barely move.
"Pick him up."
Matt moans softly as he is roughly lifted from the floor and tosses into one of the chairs in the room. His hands are them bound behind his back
"Look at me, Matthew."
Matt slowly lifts his head. His chocolate brown eyes try to focus on the source of the voice.
"That's right, Hardy. Look at me. We need to talk."
The face of John Laurinaitis aka Johnny Ace come into view. With him are the Heart Throbs, Antonio and Romeo. Three faces that Matt had come to dread.
"I really gotta hand it to you, son." Johnny Ace says. He grabs a chair then sits in front to Matt. "I didn't think a piss ant like you could have such a blind following. Just mentioning your name sends our ratings sky high. Yet it make me wonder if those little girls out really love you because they still won't shut up with those damn chants."
" They know this whole thing is bullshit!" Matt thinks.
"You're gonna have to take this thing off eventually…" Matt says, his words slurred by the lack of energy.
The Heart Throbs laugh at him.
"Is he for real?" Romeo chuckles.
"Boss, I think we may have fried his brain." Antonio joins in.
"He's not stupid." Johnny Ace says as he crosses his arms. "Unfortunately, we had to stop watching your brother and your friends. They're smarter than they look. After Tamran called the police we pulled our boys back."
Matt responds by showing a weak smile.
"Don't get too happy. We still have your MF'ers under watch. We wouldn't want any of them to get hurt like Helms. Or even worse."
A maniacal grin spreads across Johnny Ace's face while the Heart Throbs laugh.
In a private chat room far, far way:
Hardykat: Thanks guys for showing up.
Live For the Moment: No problem (smiles)
Hardykat: I only sent out invites to the people here. In the email I sent, I advised to sign up as your board name on the M-Board and M-Chat. And most importantly, what's said here, stays here.
Dan Smith: Yeah, the last thing we need is some Edgehead or Lita loving wankers getting their hands on this top secret info.
RedDevyl: I'm ready to take out as many Hardy haters as possible.
Edge-Chan: (rolls eyes)
Nine Tails: Who are you? (?)
Hardykat: Everybody, meet Dan Smith, RedDevyl and Hardyfan20.
New peeps that just recently joined the board.
Daughter: Welcome!
Dan Smith: Thanks! I got my kendo stick of Dewm ready!
Hardyfan20: Hey.
RedDevyl: Hello!
Hardykat: I want to do a roll call just to get a feel of who's here.
B1?
B1 & Only: Here!
Hardykat: Mandy?
Mandy I Am: Here!
Hardykat: Lori?
Lori: Here! And the crowbar and sledgehammer are ready!
Hardykat (lol) That's good to know. Dariachick?
Dariachick: Here and ready to fight!
Hardykat: Whohoo! Milena?
Edge-Chan: Presente
Hardykat¡Gracias! Sean?
SeanRobertsV1:Alive and well thank you.
Hardykat: (blush) I glad you're back. Barbara?
Linanamoore: Present! (notices the blush)
Hardykat: Kendra?
Live For the Moment: (notices the blush 2) Here! (smile)
Hardykat: Nine Tails?
Nine Tails: Let me at 'em! (wields bolt cutters) (cough) Yeah here!
Hardykat: Jon?
Dv8me: Sir yes sir! Uh ma'am. (smile)
Hardykat: Christy? Welcome back!
HighFlyingAddict: Glad to be back!
Hardykat: Kelly?
Daughter: Here!
Hardykat: Steve (exsteveknight) wanted to be here but he had prior engagements so he's here in spirit.
Hardykat: I'm gonna send a copy of this chat to Kirby and Tamran. Also to some of the peeps that couldn't show up tonight.
B1 & Only: So what's your plan? How are gonna get to Matt?
Hardykat: In two weeks, Raw is gonna be in Atlanta at the Georgia Dome. What I'm thinking is that we storm the Dome and rescue Matt.
HighFlyingAddict: That's easy to say than do.
Dv8me: yeah. It's not lik we can walk in and out with Matt.
Hardykat: That's why I called this meeting. Strength in numbers.
SeanRobertsV1: Don't you need a ticket to get into Raw?
Edge-Chan: some of us no live in US to go to Raw L
B1 & Only: Some of us do live in the US and are still far away.
Daughter: Or too young (sad)
SeanRobertsV1: Or broke.
Hardykat: Guys! The show is in two weeks. Tickets have not sold out. As long as you have a ticket, you can get in. it doesn't matter where. If you can, get the cheapest seat. I already have my ticket. Barbara, are you still going?
Lianamoore: Yeah! Anybody else?
HighFlyingAddict: I could get the ticket, but I don't have a way to get there.
Hardyfan20: How far are you from Atlanta? You could probably go greyhound. That's what I'm gonna do.
HighFlyingAddict: You know I didn't even think of that! But wait…where will I stay?
Hardykat: I can ask my uncle can some of you stay at my house. And it's easy to find a good cheap hotel on the net.
Dariachick: Kelly you can come with me. I won't let anything happen to you.
Daughter: Really! Thanks!
Dv8me: If Ben and Mandy wanna do it, they can ride up with me.
B1& Only: Sure!
Mandy: I'm with Ben. (happy)
Lori: Nine and I can make it.
Nine-Tails: Yeah (happy)
SeanRobertsV1: I got nothing else to do…car trip!
Dan Smith: I was just coming to the states to visit a relative. So count me in!
Edge-Chan: I wish I could help but I live I am far away (very sad)
Hardykat: How about this, EC? If I can find a way to get you here, would you come?
Edge-Chan: If you find to way, I would hug you!
Hardykat: (g)
RedDevyl: What about when we get there? How will we know who's who?
Daughter: The armbands! Everybody get the orange armbands and write. TMHcom on them and that's how we know.
Dariachick: that's how Matt recognized us.
Dv8me: Like I said before, it's not like we can walked in and get Matt. How are we going to get around security?
Hardykat: I have friends that work at the Dome. Not to mention my uncle does some business there. I'll convince him to take me with him and I'll scope out the place.
Mandy: I hope we can pull this off.
Hardykat: We have no choice but to pull it off! I don't think Matt can keep this up anymore.
Raw. Ending to Gold Rush Finals- Kane w/Lita vs. Edge:
(credit: Finish: Kane went for a Tombstone but Edge fell out the back and shoved Kane into the referee and hit the spear. Kane sat up and Edge grabbed his briefcase. Edge ran at Kane but he was met with a big boot and Lita has the briefcase. Kane went up top and then Lita threw the briefcase to Edge! Kane jumped off the top and Edge whacked him with the briefcase! Lita revived the referee and then Edge made the cover and Edge has won!
Edge smiled and Lita smiled back at him and then got in the ring. Lita and Edge hugged and he picked her up as they looked at the damage they had caused to Kane. Edge and Lita embraced again on the outside of the ring and they left up the aisle as JR called him a dirty rotten bastard and that he gets his title shot next week! Kane sat up in the ring looking groggy and he can't believe what has happened here. Edge and Lita then made out like animals on the stage as JR screamed "THAT'S THE MANS WIFE, YOU'LL PAY FOR THAT SOMEDAY, YOU DAMN HARLET!" as RAW went off the air!
Late that night. Amy's hotel room:
Amy hugs the blanket tighter to her body. She wipes away a fresh tear. Tonight should have not happened, scripted or not. Matt had to have seen that! Why did she do what she did? She had the world in Matt and she basically threw it away for a fuck with Adam. She wanted to have fun and it cost her. She tried to rebuild that world with Adam, but it was doomed from the start. Their relationship is just for show/ his benefit/ her benefit/ everything. Another conquest to a long line of conquests. Amy and Adam…breaking hearts and screwing the rules.
Late that night. Hotel bar:
Adam takes another sip of his beer. Tonight he became the King of the Mountain. Tonight all the haters puckered up and royally kissed his ass. He's been with the WWE for almost 10 years. He should have already been at Championship Status! Pushing himself harder when he came back from his neck surgery paid off, with more injuries to happen after. Not only did he win the Money in the Bank match to guarantee a title shot, but he beats Kane to get another.
How much of my soul did I give to devil to get this lucky?
Late that night. Matt's Room:
A full moon looks back at Matt through an open window. Its light bounces off his bare skin and reflects off the metal of his collar. Tonight's events were a valuable lesson learned.
You may have betrayed my trust.
You have stabbed me in the back.
You may have kicked me when I was down.
But guess what?
I will rise above this.
I will not die.