Hi! Kendo Baby here, with an attempt to make a Ranma ½ fan fiction! This is not a adventure thingy, its like my own manga series including all our favourite characters! So. Let the fun begin!

Chapter 1: Like father, like son

Kuno watched the famous Furinkan High couple sprint their way towards school. He was admiring Akane from a far, and he was wondering why she chose that… cur known as Ranma Saotome. 'He may have brawn, but I process a much greater advantage, looks and money!' he thought inwardly, a smile forming on his features. He knew what he must do.

"My lovely princess, Akane! Let us hastily be wed so we may bask in the company of children!" he shouted, as he saw Ranma and Akane approach the school. "What?" muttered Akane, causing her to shudder a little. The thought of marrying him gave her a slight disturbing feeling. Especially the thought of…. Dare I say it, children. As for Ranma, he felt, not only a disturbing feeling, but an angry one also. "Kuno…." Ranma fumed, as his battle aura went bigger. "Prepare to die Saotome!" Kuno cried, running to Ranma with his sword (somebody tell me what that's called again, I cant remember), unaware of how angry Ranma was at that moment. "Shut up!" Ranma said, kicking Kuno into the sky. "I shall be yours Akane!" was his last words, before landing on the rooftop. "C'mon Akane, lets get to class." Ranma sighed, his back turned to her. "Yeah," she agreed. But still, something was nagging at her. But what?

Kuno sat on the school rooftop, gazing down at the other kids enter the school. He always knew that Akane likes Ranma, but she meant so much to him, besides the pig-tailed girl, of course. Still, he wanted her to look at her the way she does at Ranma. Or at least, when her eyes aren't blinded with fury.

Kuno didn't have many friends. Heck, he knew no one who would even dare call him a friend, let alone a lover. Maybe it was all the times he tried to seduce Akane. Or maybe the fact that he didn't let any of the boys date her. Or him always saying how great he was, or how rich, or how handsome. Or, maybe his sister, the evil sorceress Kodachi, had something to do with it.

"Having girl troubles? Asked a girl behind from him. It was Nabiki! "What do you desire woman?" Kuno asked bitterly, watching Nabiki take a seat beside him from the corner of his eye. "Nothing. If you don't want my help, fine. But, let me inform you that Akane and Ranma have been getting a little cozy, if you get my drift." Lied Nabiki, looking all innocent like. 'I'll get at least 5000 yen from all this, if I work my magic.' She thought evilly, waiting for Kuno's reaction. "What evil sorcery! These vile actions must not go on!" he yelled, standing up and heading to Ms. Hinako's class. "Wait Kuno-baby. You'll never get Akane's attention like that, unless you want her to hate you." Warned Nabiki, getting Kuno's full attention. "Then what, may I ask, do you propose?" he dared to ask, knowing it had a price. Everything with Nabiki did. "For only 5000 yen, I'll give you the key to Akane's heart." Proposed Nabiki, a smirk spreading on her face. "Deal!"

And with that, Nabiki told him everything.

The bell rang for class dismissal. The girls went to do their different chores before they were allowed to leave. Ranma decided to wait for Akane, until an incident with cold water, Shampoo, and a cat made Ranma decide to leave, or run in his case.

Akane's duty was to run to Ucchan's Okonomiyaki restaurant and get a meal for the principal. 'Man, stupid principal, and his obsession with ruining everybody's day. Well, like father, like son.' Akane thought as she entered the store, and seeing Ukyo giving Ranma a free okonomiyaki. Anger suppressed, but she decided to cool it for once. "Hey, guys!" she greeted them happily, walking in and sitting on the stool beside Ranma. "Hey, Akane, what'll it be?" Ukyo asked by her grill, waiting for Akane's answer. "Um…the nastiest flavour you got." She said, with much surprise to Ukyo and Ranma. "How about I just give you the special." Suggested Ukyo, surprised at what Akane had just ordered. "Okay." She agreed, thinking of how the principal would be angry if he got something nasty. She giggles slightly, before turning to Ranma.

"Where are you headed?" asked Ranma, questioning the whole 'nasty okonomiyaki' thing. "Oh, to the 'big kahuna'." She replied, mocking the principal

"You're glad to go to the principal? Well, I-"

"Here you go Akane! One special okonomiyaki with TOO much spice to it." Ukyo said with a wink, handing the okonomiyaki to her. "Thanks Ucchan! See you at home Ranma. If I don't get attacked first." She said gleefully, heading for the door. "Careful Akane!" Ranma called to her, before she exited the door. "Boy, is she ever perky today. I bet on a regular day, she'd have kicked me into the stratosphere. Wonder what's up?" Ranma asked Ukyo, who took a seat beside him. "Sometimes, girls just get a change in them. They feel like they wanna be a better person. Maybe that's what's up." Ukyo said, which got Ranma wondering. Still though, he had a sense of reality. Akane WAS not that type of person.

"Here you go, Mr. Principal!" Akane said, giving 'the big kahuna' the okonomiyaki. "Hmmm….dis food's a lil' spicy, bra. And a lil' on da small side, man." He said, stuffing the whole okonomiyaki in his mouth. ' Wha… I thought he'd pass out with all that spice. Now I know he'll try something.' Akane thought, gazing at the principal's lack of manners. "Well, bein' da 'big kahuna' from Hawaii, I can take da heat man." He said. "Okay then, I can leave now. See ya later." She said, as she headed for the door. "Not so fast, Miss Tendo. Ya have ta do a favour to leave my crib, bra." He said, getting a serious look on his face. "Um…okay, what? You know, it's already dark, and I gotta go." Akane said, getting impatient every second. The principal smirked.

"Go on a date wit' my son Tatewaki."

TBC

Well, that's the end of that. I always wanted to write a fic about Ranma ½. I love them! Kuno constantly makes me laugh, and so does Ranma, Ryoga, and the rest of the crew.

So update soon.

And tell me what Kuno's stick thing is called again. I have no clue.

Till next time!

Kendo Baby