Chapter Two
WOOOOOOOSHHHH!
We are now in a different time zone. How do I know that? Because we got trapped in a time-warp. I look over to my left and see my best friend, Lucca. "What is going on?" I yelled at her furiously.
"According to my calculations, we just got sucked into a time-warp due to a random pendant that will not appear in the story again," Lucca informed rasing her index finger.
"Where is Marle?" I asked.
"Swedish," Lucca responded.
"Um….no. Let us look for her," I said.
"Wait, oh you mean that random blonde girl that looked like an NPC. Why to we have to look for her?" Lucca asked.
"Maybe because we need her pendant to go back to the future," I informed.
"Wait, Crono, you cannot use a katana," Lucca informed me.
"Um……why?" I asked.
"Because, you are a main character of an RPG. You must use a broadsword like everyone else," she corrected.
"But Serge got to use a Swallow in Chrono Cross," I debated.
"This is an old school RPG, Crono. Only 3D RPGs can have swordless main characters," she yelled.
I got aggravated and slashed her.
She hit the ground with a thud.
THUD!
Ok, Mr. Sound FX man, you are starting to annoy me. Anyways, I decided to continue through the random forest.
After defeating random goblin-like creatures I found my way to the World Map. For some odd reason, Lucca was behind me like nothing happened.
Great, I get tw annoying girls to follow me. I just wanna get home and talk to my civilian NPC mother for the rest of my life. I do not really like Lucca, she is just cute for a braniac.
Suddenly a random creature approaches.
"No, wait, its the world map!" I yelled.
BATTLE MODE ON!
It is a frog wearing clothes with a sword.
"Um…what?" I said puzzled.
"Ribbit," said the frog.
"Swedish," Lucca replied as he selected a normal attack.
She fired her Fire Gun which was Firey.
The frog dodged the attack and slashed at me.
I selected an item and used a tonic to restore my health.
Miss!
"What the..!" I remarked but the frog escaped.
BATTLE MODE OFF!
"Thou art strong in power and force. Thine must ask for thous assistance," the Frog replied.
"What is your name?" Lucca asked.
"Thine addresses thyself as 'Frog'," Frog replied.
"That will be tough to remember," I sarcastically remarked.
"No, that cannot be your real name. Tell us, please?" Lucca pleaded.
"No, my name is really Frog," Frog said.
"No really."
"Frog."
"Come on."
"Frog."
"Please?"
"Frog."
"Swedish," Lucca replied.
"Alright, I shall inform thee of thines real title. Thou art is really…..Sparticus."
……..
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!" I cracked up.
"Thine shalt inform thou of a story."
Flashback………………
Thine was an average knight assigned on the front lines. Unfortunately, I was a banana. Thine is true. I was a banana. My closest acquaintance, Cyrus, was a normal human and knew I stood out and thou was the weilder of a shiny weapon known as the Billybob Blade composed of two beings: Billy and Bob.
Cyrus was aware that I stood out since I was a talking banana so he took me to an evil sorcerer addressed to as Magus the Terrible. I stepped into his office and he gave me a face lift but something went horribly wrong….
"What happened?" I asked.
He………..HAD A MUSTACHE! Oh, and he killed Cyrus, took the Billybon blade and left me with a human body and a frog head. Now, I seek a frog body or a human head, and the Billybob.
Flashback……….IS AN UNDERCOVER SQUISHY……And is over….
"That was a pathetic flashback. A sword called Billybob….?" I said dumbfounded.
"The point is an evil creature named Yakra has possessed the Chancellor of the king od Guardia and I need companions to defeat it before it assassinates the King," Frog replied talking like a normal person and not a turdburger with cheese (No offence to people who commonly speak in Olde English).
"Oh yeah, what year is it?" I asked.
"Pardon?"
I just realized this is a place in the middle ages so they do not keep track of the year.
"Gee, I hope Marle is in the castle."