A/N - So here it finally is the long awaited S/YY Mpreg. I've been wanting to write this fic for 2 years and been promising people it for at least a year.

Even though Yami gets knocked up in this, I assure you (for those who have heard about a different mpreg in Dragon's LJ and now are worried that all mpregs are like that) that he remains male. No boobs, no labor, no acting like a girl.

As always thanks goes to Dukie for the editting (and for being one of the people who kept on poking me until I finally started to actually write this)

It had seemed like a good idea at the time, a drunken idea, but a good one.

It had all started at a party to celebrate a reunion between Yugi-tachi. Over the past year they had all gone their separate ways after graduating high school, and the last time they all had been together was Christmas.

Currently they were gathered in the Mutous' living room, drinking the liquor Yami had managed to buy for them. Yami, hiding in his soul room, watched the amusing festival of the gang sitting in a circle on the floor playing the drinking game 'I Never.' Even Malik had flown in from Egypt for the reunion, although he was spending most of his time with Ryou and ignoring everyone else.

"I never got an A in school," Jou said, taking his turn; only Anzu and Ryou bothered drowning the shot in front of them while the others watched. When they were finished, Honda helpfully refilled their shot glasses.

"I never kissed someone of the same sex," Otogi stated, going next. Malik quickly gulped down the liquor and after a few attentive minutes, Ryou took a drink as well to the surprise of no one.

"Does Yami count?" Yugi asked with a giggle. Yugi, like the rest was intoxicated as the game had been going on for a while. "Cause he kissed…hiccup…someone in my body…"

-Aibou!-

"He's gay?" Anzu asked, immediately sobering up. With a sad look on her face, she hung her head but no one noticed.

"Oops!"

"That sly dog!" Malik cried as he crawled over and fell in Yugi's lap. "Who did he kiss?"

"It was-"

-Aibou!-

Another set of giggles escaped Yugi. "Oops! I'm not supposed to be telling you this."

"Take your drink so we can move on," Jou complained. It had been a while since he had to drink a shot and the lack of alcohol was beginning to annoy him.

"But it wasn't me! It was Other me!"

"Make him come out and take the drink!" Malik cried, his head still in Yugi's lap. "He should play too!"

With a silly smile on his face, Yugi closed his eyes and the Sennen Puzzle around his neck glowed. When he reopened his eyes they were now crimson.

Wordlessly Yami yanked Malik up and shoved him towards Ryou; the two both had stupid grins on their faces as Ryou caught the blond Egyptian in his arms. Yami then downed the liquor in the shot glass, which Yugi had been holding.

"So who was it?" Malik begged again, now seated in Ryou's lap. Yami however ignored the blond and took his turn, as he was next in line.

"I've never had my body taken over by an evil other self."

Malik and Ryou both quickly took a drink, the former with a smirk on his face before turning his attention to Jou. "I took over yours and Anzu's bodies."

Happily, the shaggy haired blond swallowed a drink, he had forgotten about that incident. Quietly Anzu swallowed a drink as well.

The game continued for a while with Yami in charge. When he began to feel the effects of the alcohol he began switching with Yugi for every other question.

"I never had sex!"

"Jou!"

"Jus answ'r da question," he slurred while glaring at Anzu with a drunken gaze.

Malik and Otogi immediately knocked back down their drink. Yami, after thinking about it for a minute, quickly copied them.

"Before any of you ask, it happened when I had my own body." There was a hint of sadness in Yami's voice that even in the other's drunken state they noticed.

"Why can't you just create a body for yourself with the puzzle?" Ryou softly asked, running his fingers through Malik's silky blond hair.

Yami paused as he thought it over. After defeating Yugi in the Ceremonial Duel, Yami had figured all hope of receiving his own body had been lost; that was why he adopted the name 'Yami' instead of using his normal name. However with his full memories, Yami knew how to properly use the puzzle to its full ability, so it could be possible.

"Do it!" Anzu cheered on. Freshly loaded up on liquor she had forgotten she was supposed to be upset with finding out she'd never have a shot at the sexy former Pharaoh.

"Yeah…do it!" Honda agreed.

Closing his crimson eyes, the Wadjet Eye appeared in the middle of Yami's forehead and the Sennen Puzzle glowed brighter than it ever had before; it was like someone had replaced the puzzle with a miniature sun and everyone had to look away.

When the bright light faded away, two Yugis sat side by side; both of them with closed eyes.

The Yugi on the right, the one wearing the Sennen Puzzle, opened violet eyes and turned to the figure next to him. "Other me? Yami?"

The other Yugi briefly opened his crimson before slumping over and falling unconscious.

"We killed 'im!" Jou drunkenly cried in a panic.

"Quick! Let's stash his body somewhere!" Honda added as he gulped down another shot in an attempt to calm himself.

"Shh! Shh! He's sleeping!" Yugi told them in a loud voice, while giggling.

The drunken fools managed to carry Yami to Yugi's room, only dropping him a few times, and placed him down upon Yugi's bed. They then returned to their game.

"Yami? Other me?"

With a groan, Yami covered his pounding head with a pillow. "I can't take control right now Aibou."

"You're going to have to," came the reply followed by a small laugh. The pillow and blankets were pulled away from Yami's body, forcing the former Pharaoh to look up at the smiling face of his aibou.

"Aibou…why are you in my soul room…?"

"I'm not; you're in my room."

"Why am I in your soul room…?" There was a hazy spot in Yami's memory from the night before where he couldn't remember what had happened.

Yugi gently laughed again. "Not my soul room, my bedroom!"

Events from last night finally came flooding back to Yami and he abruptly sat up, head pounding harder in the process. "I have my own body."

"Finally he notices!" Yugi sat down next to the former Pharaoh and placed an arm around his shoulders. "Happy Birthday! Although technically it was yesterday…"

"My head hurts," Yami groaned. Falling over, the ex-spirit laid his head in Yugi's lap. Immediately Yugi began stroking the soft spikes.

"It's because you used a lot of your power to create your body…also I suspect you have a bit of a hangover."

"What time is it?"

"3pm; you've been asleep all day."

"I should get up." Yami rolled off Yugi and attempt to stand but ended up falling face first to the floor. "Ow."

"New body, remember?" Yugi said as he dangled over the side of the bed to make sure his yami wasn't hurt. "Its not use to being used."

"Quit being so amused and help me up!"

Standing, Yugi helped Yami to his feet, until after a few minutes he was able to stand by himself on unsteady legs. "Good, your body was created stronger than I thought."

Yami sighed; he wanted to go out and explore the world on his own.

"At least you won't be on your feet long once you meet up with Kaiba."

"Aibou!"

"That reminds me…sorry for almost spilling it last night."

Yami sighed again as he sat down on Yugi's bed. "It's okay Aibou. They'll find out soon enough now."

"Don't worry," Yugi replied as he joined the ex-spirit on the bed. "Jou will be your biggest problem simply because he hates Kaiba."

"I hope you're right…"

Three hours later Yami felt strong enough to walk downtown to the Kaiba Corporation headquarters where he knew Seto would still be working.

Reaching the building, Yami wasn't stopped by security as he walked inside and strolled over to the elevators, riding it up to the top floor. In Yugi's body he had visited the place often and all the guards knew that he had access to all areas of the building.

"Go right in Mr. Mutou," Seto's secretary told him as soon as he reached the desk.

He smiled as he passed her, slipping past the large doors, making sure he had locked them once inside.

"Hello Seto."

"Yami," came the reply as the sexy brunet continued typing on his computer, not looking up at the former Pharaoh. "Give me fifteen minutes while I finish up."

Absentmindedly Yami nodded his head as he walked forward. Walking around the desk, he sat down in Seto's lap, interrupting the CEO's work and getting glared at for doing so.

"Something cool happened last night," he whispered into the brunet's ear before moving his mouth around to press their lips together. They kissed for a few minutes until Seto finally pulled away.

"Although I do appreciate this…I need to finish reading this report."

"Last night I used my powers to create a body for myself and I'm desperately looking for ways to try it out…"

Forgetting the report, Seto stood and shoved Yami down onto the desk, looming over the ex-spirit. "Yami…"

For so long they had wanted to take their relationship to the next level but Yami would never do that to his aibou.

"What happened to the reports?" Yami teased as they kissed again, Seto shoving his tongue into the former Pharaoh's mouth.

Not bothering to reply, Seto began undressing Yami.

"Maybe you should go see a doctor…" Yugi suggested, kneeling next to Yami, who was throwing up in the toilet. It had been two months since Yami had created his own body but already he was coming down ill. Recently he would be sick every morning but fine later in the day.

"Why?" Yami whined as he rested his forehead against the object he was worshipping. "To be told I'm sick?"

"I'll call Kaiba and tell him what's going on!"

"Aibou…" In the past two months Seto and Yami had been spending a lot of time together but still none of their friends knew. Yami had no desire to worry Seto over something so minor.

"You're scaring me Yami! Please…"

Yami sighed; he'd do anything for Yugi. "Okay Aibou. You can make an appointment for me."

"Great! A friend of Jiichan's is a doctor and I'm sure he'll be able to see you this afternoon!"

Yami groaned before throwing up again.

"All right Mr. Mutou, I took a blood and urine sample and will get both tested right away to see if anything abnormal shows up," Dr. Kurosawa said as Yami pulled back on his shirt. "Physically everything looks fine so you're probably having an allergic reaction to something you ate…unless you're pregnant of course."

Yami rolled his eyes while the balding older man laughed. It figured that Sugoroku's friend would be insane.

Thankfully Yami was eventually able to escape.

The ringing of the phone woke from his peaceful slumber. "Aibou!" he sleepily called as the phone continued to ring. He didn't feel like getting up. "Jiichan? Kaasan?" He tried calling out for Yugi's grandfather and mother when his aibou didn't reply.

Hearing nothing, Yami sighed as he sat up on the couch, reached over and picked up the phone. "Hello?"

"Mr. Mutou this is Dr. Kurosawa. Is it possible for you to come down to my office right now? Your test results came back and we need to talk about them as soon as possible."

Yami's eyes shot open in surprise. "Is something the matter?" Although it had only been a short time, Yami loved his body and didn't want to go back to living in the puzzle. "…Am I dying…?"

"No! Heavens no!" came the quick reply and Yami sighed with relief. "The tests however came back…odd…which is why I need to speak to you in person."

"I'll be there in half an hour."

"Thank you for coming with such speed," Dr. Kurosawa said as Yami sat down in the chair in front of the desk. They were in the doctor's private office, which even Yami knew meant a serious talk. "Quiet honestly we were all puzzled by the results until a colleague remembered experiments being done in China…"

"Doctor please just tell me what's wrong!" Yami was getting annoyed with the doctor and wanted to be finished with the entire mess.

"Mr. Mutou according to your test results…you're pregnant. And honestly…considering what your symptoms were prior to coming here, I'd say the results are accurate."

Yami stared at the doctor in disbelief. "But…but…I'm a guy!"

"Don't act so alarm. Like I said, experiments are being done in China, by a very respectable doctor, to determine if there are ways for males to become pregnant. Of course we'll take more tests to be sure and I'll contact Dr. Wong for her input…"

Yami tuned the doctor out as the man continued to ramble. He felt sick; it was physically impossible what the doctor was telling him but at the same time he knew what he was being told was the truth.

With little options, Yami did the only thing he could do. He fainted.

Seto was surprised when Yami walked into his office that afternoon. At first he thought that the former Pharaoh was in a horny mood, looking for sex, but then he saw how pale and ill his petite lover looked.

"Yami, what's wrong?"

Instead of answering Yami began swaying on his feet. Standing, Seto rushed over to the ex-spirit and caught him before he could fall over.

"Yami answer me!"

Yami buried his face into Seto's chest, messing up the suit the brunet wore, and mumbled something that the CEO couldn't make out. Dragging the former Pharaoh over to a leather couch that rested against the wall, Seto plopped down and Yami curled up in his lap.

"Yami, what's wrong?" Seto gently rubbed Yami's back in an attempt to soothe him.

"I've been sick every morning for a while so I went to see the doctor the other day and found out the results an hour ago."

"That bad huh?" Seto gloomily asked.

"Yes."

Seto hugged Yami tighter. "Don't worry, we'll get through this together. I'll hire the best doctors around."

"I'm pregnant."

The shock caused Seto to lose his grip on Yami and the ex-spirit tumbled to the ground. "Hey!" he protested, glaring up at Seto with angry crimson eyes.

"That's impossible! You're male!"

"I also created this body myself, remember? Something must have gotten crossed in the process." Getting to his feet, Yami sat down next to the shocked brunet. "I can fix things with the puzzle but that will mean…" As he trailed off Yami absentmindedly placed a hand on his stomach.

"You can't do that," Seto quietly scoffed as he placed one of his own hands on top of Yami's. "Yami..."

Yami sighed. "So what are we going to do?"

Shifting, Seto placed an arm around Yami's shoulders. "We'll figure something out."

"How?"

"I don't know."

"Seto we need to do something. I've had this body for two months and I'm already knocked up!"

Seto sighed as he looked down into stressed crimson eyes; he looked so adorable. "Look Yami, I admit that this isn't exactly how I pictured having kids but trust me, we'll manage."

"How?" Yami asked again in a quiet voice.

"Seto smirked. "I'm rich, remember?"

Yami bitterly laughed as he laid his head against Seto's shoulder. "Our lives are over."

"I don't think things are quite that bad; haven't you ever thought about having children?"

Yami frowned. "Not really. When I was Pharaoh my advisors told me that I needed an heir but there was never any time between Bakura and Zork. With Aibou I didn't think about having my own life and I've only just got my new body so I never really had a chance to think about it. What about you?"

"I like kids."

"That doesn't answer the question!"

"Yami…" Seto sighed. "I'm gay remember. Sure I eventually wanted kids someday but I didn't think that day would come so soon in my life and definitely not this way."

Yami sighed as sat up and moved away from Seto. "I should be getting home. Aibou is going to start worrying if I'm gone too long."

"Come home with me. I'll cheer you up."

Yami rolled his eyes; only Seto could think about sex at a time like this. "I'm not in the mood."

"I don't mean that!" Seto laughed, tugging Yami's arm until the former Pharaoh was once again in his lap. "We can play a game or something. Yugi is going to faint when he finds out so I'm sure you want to put that off as long as possible."

"I fainted."

Seto laughed harder and almost dumped Yami on the floor again. "Shame I couldn't have been there to witness it."

"Shut up! I was only out 15 minutes!" To get Seto to stop laughing Yami punched him in the shoulder. The laugher immediately halted as Seto began rubbing his sore shoulder while Yami began sulking.

"Why did you do that?"

"Because you made fun of me!"

In a lame attempt to calm Yami down, Seto began rubbing the ex-spirit's back. It was new to him that Yami would become upset over a little teasing. Although the former Pharaoh was infamous for his pouting abilities he could lash out insults and taunts like no other.

"We can stop and pick up something to eat on our way…" He suggested thinking fast. Pregnant people loved food.

Instantly Yami brightened. "Okay!"

Seto smirked. This was going to be easy.