Chapter Three
A/N: Just for a note. The following chapter will have references to many other video game series outside of the Chrono franchise. I do not own any of the character used in this chapter except for the form of Yakra that is taken upon.
Frog, Lucca, and I continued to the castle. The World Map appears to have more sorrowful music. No matter, now to continue to the Guardian Castle!
We are now in the Guardian Castle. We approached the guards.
"Excuse me sir, may we get through?"
"The Castle is off-limits to commoners like you," The guard replied.
"Um……why? Where I am from, we are always allowed to visit Guardia Castle,' I replied, "Right Lucca?"
"Swedish," she replied.
"I cannot wait until later on when you are a less useful character and I decide not to use you," I said out loud.
"The castle is off-limits to commoners like you," the other guard replied.
"Stupid NPCs," I muttered.
"Perhaps thou shalt fine another entrance?" Frog suggested.
"Good idea let us go!" I replied.
We went back on the world map and walked to a random church near the castle.
In the church were four random nuns glaring evilly.
"Oh no, nuns are always evil in RPGs!" Lucca shrieked.
"Thou shalt not fear, for these are different than your average nuns," Frog replied.
The nuns starting dancing to the following lyrics:
PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!
PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!
After viewing that random performance, we guessed that since it was a church after all there had to be a secret passageway that led to the castle. Unfortunately, there was no secret passage so we decided to kill those annoying guards back at the castle.
BACK AT THE CASTLE…
We arrived back at the castle to see bodies of soldiers lying everywhere.
"View the unnecessary bloodshed," Frog commented.
"Oh no, do not tell me this game has another Sephiroth copy!" I exclaimed.
The three of us darted through the castle to expect to see a guy with a long sword and long hair that was evil. Then we all realized Chrono Trigger was made before Final Fantasy VII so it could not be a Sephiroth clone. Instead it was a cow.
We saw a cow with long silver hair and a long katana that was evil.
"I AM YAKRA. I AM THE DEVOURER OF TIME AND SPACE!" The cow yelled.
BATTLE MODE OFF!
Frog pulled out his broadsword.
"See Crono, he would make a much better main character than you," Lucca replied.
"Oh yes. More like the main character of those lame 'Frogger' games when he goes on spectacular adventures. I enjoy having Frogger cross the flippin street than have him become a knight in shining armor," I ranted.
Yakra pulled out his long katana and lunged at Frog.
Frog readied his blade to deflect the attack.
Yakra transported behind frog and slashed his back.
The blow from Yakra knocked him unconscious and sent him to the officially 'SWORDED'.
I could not help but raise an eyebrow. I just saw a frog and a cow swordfight.
"Pitiful," Yakra commented. "And he thought he was the wielder of the Billybob! Rubbish. Now, fellow katana-wielder, ready your blade."
"Uh, no," I replied.
"Why not!" Yakra protested.
"Because you are a cow and I am allergic to milk," I beamed.
"So am I," replied Yakra.
"But you are fill of milk," I said.
"Wait, what!" Yakra then realized he was a cool and we get milk from cows….and goats.
Yakra then blew up and died.
BATTLE MOSE OFF! YAY!
Later, after some scenes that got edited out for no absolute reason we appeared back at the castle with king and queen in front of us. us safe and sound.
"Thank you for defeating the dreaded Yakra. He must have had mad cow disease," the king laughed.
Lucca and I just rolled our eyes.
We were talking to Sparticus. Even though we did not show the scene
Where it happened, the Queen and I learned about the banana warrior named Sparticus turning into a frog and we heard he slayed Yakra so we are giving him the award."
I was angry but I decided to hold back.
"Thine is true hero while though are now," Frog laughed as he accepted the reward from the king.
"The king has bestowed upon thee, Sparticus, Knight of Guardia, a Twinkie," the King smiled.
"Hahaha, you save the Kingdom and get a Twinkie!" I laughed.
"Thou treat of goodness and pleasure is not any ordinary Twinkie, but it is a chocolate-filled Twinkie," Frog bragged sticking it into his pocket.
Lucca and I exited the castle because we could not find Marle and then Frog chased after us.
"May I joineth thou? I must resume my quest of locating the Billybob," Frog requested.
"Eh, whatever, we just need to find Marle," I shrugged.
So we resumed our quest to find Marle.
Closing Comment: Heh, 170 hits and not a single review. I can accept constructive criticism, ya know!