Chapter Four

"French!" Lucca cheered.

"Thou art correcteth, Lucca!" Frog proclaimed.

"Um…….what?" I asked.

"Theres Marle!" Frog cheered.

Marle waved at us.

We all ran at Marle.

All of a sudden, a time portal opened up.

SWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSHHHHH!

We are in the future now. This is weird. Everything is sandy and rainy and if I walk around pointlessly on the world map long enough, I see a random bolt of lightning.

That is pretty cool because I did not know the Super Nintendo was cabable of that.

We kept walking and walked into a random laboratory.

"This is sooooo cool! We are in the future!" Marle cheered.

We saw a blue tomato.

"I am going to teach you the blue tomato dance!" The blue tomato claimed

Blue Tomato Dance

Pull up your pants and turn around twice.

Begin to dance freestyle and eat brown rice.

Blink four times and squish some ants.

Now you are doing the Blue Tomato dance.

Eat some cheese.

Do as you please.

Wait for the bus

And do not make a fuss.

Blink four times and squish some ants.

Now you are doing the Blue Tomato Dance.

( 2x)

-Guy

"What was that?" I asked.

"I am Guy. The Guru of Time. I was transported here after the entire Lavos incident and the Chicken Castle. He ended up killing Crono and I was sent back here and when I became too old I programmed myself into this Blue Tomato body."

"Um….Thine thinketh everything thou said should be in Spoiler Brackets," Frog replied.

"The Kingdom of Chicken? I though it wast he kingdom of Zeal," Marle exclaimed.

"According to my calculations, the Association of Prevention of Cruelty of Baby Cows said we should change the meat type from zeal to chicken," Lucca exclaimed.

"Let us all pretend this meeting with Guy never tooketh place and slowly backeth awayeth," Frog commented.

They ran away from the laboratory.

Back in the world map, we went to a random highway.

As we walked we got into an enemy ecounter.

BATTLE MODE ON!

It was a giant red tomato with a beak.

I selected a normal attack.

Lucca and Frog performed the "Leap Shot" special attack.

Marle casted Cure on everyone.

"What the heck, Marle!" I yelled. "None of us have lost HP yet. You are wasting MP for this dungeon! Plus the maximum capacity for a party is 3."

"But why?" she debated. "It is not like I am not here."

"Do not worry, young child. You can level up even when absent," Frog smiled.

The battle was over.

BATTLE MODE OFF!

As we kept walking, we saw A random Hunk.

"What is up my man?" He smiled. "If you race me and win, I will so let you pass, my baby."

RACE BEGINS IN 3….2…..1…..GO!

Sweet 3D!

I just got behind him and rammed into him over and over until we got towards the finish line. As we got closer, I cut through the finish line and one.

RACE WON!

We kept walking and wondering what the crap that had anything to do with anything.