Funny Things Happen
Chapter 19
Road Trip Part 1
A week had passed and it was a Saturday morning. The girls where gone for a couple of days and it was boreing. Terra had since joined the Titan's East and it was quiet. They had thought of going swimming, but it was chille out today and it was starting to rain.
"What do you guys want to do. Were the only ones here for a week." said Cyborg with a yawn.
"Where did the girls go anyway?" asked Beast Boy.
"Starfire's planet. Something about a shopping spree, everything free and new for a few days. They made Raven go. As Jinx put it, it's girl bonding." said Robin counting dots on the ceiling.
"When's that concert?" asked Cyborg.
"Not for a few weeks. I checked." said Beast Boy.
"More like examened." said Cyborg.
They spent the next half hour starring at the ceiling in boredom. The TV was broken and no one wanted to fix it. The TV had an accident, let's just put it that way. Involving a surf bored, a giant wave, and some other problems. Fianlly Beast Boy spoke for no reason and said.
"Wan't to go on a roadtrip?"
". . . Sure." said the other two getting up to pack.
A DAY LATER
The guys where currently driving down the high way, hundreds of miles away from Jump City. Speedy and Bumblebee where watching it for them. So they had music softly going. At first the music was loud, but finally it had hurt their ears.
"What's an Oxymoron?" Beast Boy asked Robin.
"Contradictory words, example: Starfire and Gothic. Total oppisites. Why?" said Robin in wonder.
"Cyborg, that was rude." said Beast Boy falling back in the seat.
"What he do?" asked Robin.
"I said Him and Brain where an oxmoron." said Cyborg with a smile.
"Oh, like you and brave are." said Robin.
So the Oxymoron fight began. It lasted for about an hour and ended with nobody talking. The fight had been a fight between Robin and Cyborg. Beast Boy had just listened and watched. He found some of it intresting and some discusting.
"Beast Boy will you tell Robin that he is an idiot?" asked Cyborg.
"You both are an oxymoron of mature." said Beast Boy.
"Hey!" they both yelled at him.
"I say we all put the Oxymoron crap behind us and move on." said Beast Boy laying on the seat and closing his eyes.
"Since when has he been the voice of reason?" asked Cyborg after a while.
"I don't know." said Robin with a shrug.
"I'm not sleeping." said Beast Boy smiling.
"So what do you guys want to do?" asked Robin.
"Hey guys, if Hooters became a door to door service, would they have to change their name to Knockers?" asked Beast Boy as they drove past Hooters, this caused a roar of laughter.
"Hey why is a soap opera called a soap 'opera' when no one sings?" asked Cyborg.
"I don't know. Why is it called a soap?" asked Robin.
"Are these ritorical questions?" asked Beast Boy.
"You used a big word, no I think we should try and exsplain them." said Cyborg.
"Okay." said the others.
"I think it has opera in it, becuase opera's mostly have drama in them. I have no idea why they call it soap." said Beast Boy.
"Good exsplanation. If a church has a lightning rod on it, does that mean they have a lack of faith?" asked Robin.
"I don't know, Cyborg?" asked Beast Boy.
"Not a clue. How do 'Don't walk on grass sounds get there?" asked Cyborg.
"They walk and. . . oh." said Robin, seriously in thought.
"Why do we say 'Heads Up' when your supposed to duck?" asked Beast Boy.
"That's a good question, that I can't answer." said Cyborg, as Robing nodded.
"What was Captain Hook's name before he lost his hand?" asked Robin.
"John. Capatain John. . . wait that's something else." said Cyborg.
"Do kids who act in R rated movies, allowed to watch it?" asked Beast Boy.
". . . I don't know?" said the other two together.
It was a while later and they where a bit bored again. Beast Boy was looking out the window when he saw a diner that said 'Kid's Eat Senior Citizens'. He pointed to it and the others stared for a while. They looked through the window and saw an old woment playing with her grandson. At this point Beast Boy switched with Robin.
"Poor Senior Citizens." said Robin before driving off.
"Who want's to play 'Which is Worth'?" asked Cyborg.
"Sure." said the other two.
"Falling on your butt or letting gas off by a person you like?" asked Cyborg.
"One." said Beast Boy.
"Two." said Robin.
"One, because you still have pain and with two it will eventually be forgotten." said Beast Boy.
"Two, because one you'll have pain and Two the girl will remember you as the person who farted." said Robin.
"I'm going with. . . One." said Cyborg.
"Ok my turn. Being Immortal and living with every illness known or being immortal and having no limbs?" asked Beast Boy.
"That's hard, I'll say. . . One, because you'll have suffer with pain." said Robin.
"Two, because it's hard, you'll never be able to move and you'll lie their forever." said Beast Boy.
"I agree with Cyborg. Robin your turn." said Beast Boy.
"Tongue stuck to a pole or head in a bucket?" asked Robin.
"Two." said Both.
"I agree, I mean the tongue will hurt but, at least you can see and breath." said Robin.
"Parents dirty dancing in front of your friends or you girlfriend dirty dancing with your best friend?" asked Cyborg.
"One." they all said quickly.
"Breaking someones heart, or having your heart broken?" asked Beast Boy.
"One, because you have guilt then." said Robin.
"Two." said Beast Boy and Cyborg.
"Bleeding to death or starving to death?" asled Robin.
"Two, because the lack of blood will eaither knock you out or numb you." said Beast Boy.
"That makes sence, I'm going with Two." said Cyborg.
"Robin singing in the shower or walking in on Sumo Wrestles in the shower." said Beast Boy, this made Cyborg laugh and Robin slump.
"I'm not that bad at singing." said Robin.
"Beast Boy's better than you." said Cyborg.
"Hey, I used to sing in a band." said Beast Boy angrily.
"Uh huh, a chorus of Chicken's is not a band." said Cyborg.
"It was not. . . forget it." said Beast Boy slumping angrily.
"Fine, sing us a song." said Cyborg.
"I thought you heard him sing before?' asked Robin.
"No I just said that." said Cyborg.
"No, just continue playing on your own." said Beast Boy, turning towards the door.
"What's your problem?" asked Robin.
"I choose Two okay, now leave me the fuck alone." said Beast Boy.
"Cyborg?" said Robin.
"Yeah." said Cyborg.
"Don't bring that subject up, ever again." said Robin.
"Yeah." said Cyborg.
"You guys want to go to a kareoke bar?" asked Best Boy as they hit New York.
"Sure." said Robin.
"I thought. . . ow." said Cyborg getting hit in the back of the head.
ON STARFIRE'S PLANET
"Why did I have to come?" asked Raven angrily.
"Because this gives us more of a chance to know each other and we can sleep in a castle." said Jinx.
"We can also go see the swamp moons." said Starfire happily.
"Why?" Jinx and Raven asked.
"Because they are beautiful this time of year." said Starfire looking at a shirt that looked similar to hers.
"Is everything purple?" asked Jinx.
"Speaking of colors. Do any of you know why Beast Boy is green?" asked Raven looking at a purple shirt.
"No." said Starfire.
"Why don't you call and ask him." said Jinx.
"That's a nice conversation starter." said Raven.
"At least call I would like to speak to Robin." said Starfire.
"I'll call." said Jinx putting it one speaker phone, it rang for a bit, then.
"Sorry Beast Boy, Robin, and Cyborg can not some to the phone right now. They are on a male bonding trip. Leave a message after the beep." said Speedy's voice followed by a beep sound.
"Looks like they have decided to do the hanging as well. Wonder where they have went." said Starfire in wonder.
"Well I'll call Cyborg's arm and find out." said Jinx as she started to dial.
-TO BE CONTINUED
Unanswered questions reveled
I'll be taking a few days off. I need to bond with my friends. . . I miss them. :runs off crying:
Thanks For The Reviews!
QUESTIONS ANSWERED BY CYBORG
Regrem Erutaerc:
Cyborg: Yo, sorry about the spelling. I think she's having a bit of trouble with her grammar speller.
satusimpson:
Cyborg: She has no clue. But what do you think of me getting her to try a Speedy/Bee relationship.
acosta pérez josé ramiro:
Cyborg: Beast Boy's reading the next chapters reviews. I think him and Robin are setting something up. As for the color of B.B. that will be a few chapters from now, but before she puts out the sequel. Yes there will be a sequel. I'm one of the stars, moving on. Yeah Raven's curious about why he's Green. Thanks for telling me. I think G.T. already knew, she's a bit nutty about fandoms. Huh, wait in G.T.'s files it says they died in a boating accident.
CYBORG!
Cyborg: Sorry, darn I though she was gone. NO PART OF THE FRIDGE WA SMARTER THAN ME! Yo, just because Robing makes one comment. . . Robin what are you doing.
Robin: :holds a large sign that says 'The Fruits!":
Cyborg: Yo, you better go before I decide to go explosive on you. Any ways B.B. is washing the car right now, so I'm not sure about that. But by my standards, I think your right.
nibbles:
Cyborg: Part 2 of the Road trip is next. I know what she's making us do, but I'm not allowed to reveal anything. But I'll tell you this. A new romance is about to bloom. See, I can make suspense without anyone else.
Cyborg? What do you think your doing?
Cyborg: Creating a suspense.
billy:
Cyborg: There will be more B.B. and his Raven after a few chapter, but don't worry Ya'll. My green friend over there is shopping for a perfect gift for Raven. Although he has to get it away from the writer first.