Funny Things Can Happen
Chapter 23
Past Returns
Beast Boy stared in shock for a moment and than yelled. At once everyone came running out. Raven walked over to her boyfriend and put her hand on his shoulder. He read the letters, faster than Jinx could hex someone. Again he yelped as if they where bombs.
"Ok, now ho are these people?" asked Robin looking at the addresses.
"Well, Matt's my cousin, it's not him I'm freaked out over, its her." he said pointing to the letter.
"Jillian, who's Jillian?" asked Raven, getting a bit angry.
"She's a very crazy person. We dated when we where in elementary and middle school. We broke up, but she had a brake down later that year and she won't stop thinking she's my girlfriend. She's basically a nut case, how did she find the place?" Beast Boy said clutching a pillow.
"News?" suggested Cyborg.
"Damn the media." said Beast Boy angrily.
"So basically she thinks your in love with her?" asked Raven, still angry.
"I guess. . . are you angry at me, because this is not my fault." said Beast Boy in defense.
"Oh I know that, I'm not mad at you, but if she even. . ." Raven was cut off by the doorbell ringing.
"Oh no." said Beast Boy, turning into a lizard and hiding in Raven's hood.
"Bruce!" came a happy Robin.
"Beast boy, you can come out, it's just Bruce." said Raven, but all her cloak did was continue shaking.
"Relax B.B., she's not coming until . . . . crap." said Jinx hiding the letter.
"When is she coming?" asked Raven.
"Tomorrow at 2:00, but his cousin is coming at noon." said Jinx in a fake cheer.
"Well I'm going to bed." said Cyborg with a yawn.
"Yeah me too." said Jinx.
"I wish to stay and talk." said Starfire sitting with Bruce and Robin on the couch.
"You can sleep in my room, whimp." said Raven with a smile as the little lizard sat on her shoulder.
"Night Guys." they all said waving good bye to the others.
RAVEN'S ROOM TWO HOURS LATER
Beast Boy slept still as a lizard. Raven's wrist went over his head so he shifted to his normal form. Before he could move, he found Raven hugging around his neck like he was a plusshie. He smiled and slowly drifted back to sleep, only to be waken a few minutes later by a stream of sunlight on his face.
"Huh." he muttered looking at the clock, he had been sleeping for hours not minutes.
It was around 9:30 and Raven wasn't next to him anymore. He started to freak, the he saw her near the end of the bed looking at a book. He sat up sleepily and moved over by her. She looked at him and gave a warm smile.
"So what's yah reading?" he asked looking at the page.
"How to turn people into a gold fish." said Raven.
". . .Why?" he asked in wonder.
"I have to do some things." she said, and evil smile on her face.
AROUND NOON
"Still standing by the door?" asked Cyborg going in the garage.
"When the doorbell rings, I can open it up right away." said Beast Boy making a door bell sound at the end.
"The door." said Cyborg pointing to it.
"I know, when I hear the bell I'll open it." said Beast Boy.
"No, it just rang." said Cyborg.
"Oh." said Beast Boy opening the door and then slamming it and running up the stairs screaming.
Cyborg went and opened the door to see a girl standing there. She was a little shorter than Raven and wore all pink. Her pink dress, pink boots, black lipstick, silver earrings, and curly pink hair was a serious eye sour.
'This must be Jillian. Oh crap we got the times mixed up.' thought Cyborg blinking.
"Hi, was that Beast Boy." she said smiling wildly.
UPSTAIRS
"Beast Boy, come out of my cloak." said Raven as a Bush Baby Beast Boy cowered.
"What is wrong with friend Beast Boy?" asked Starfire quickly coming over towards them.
"I don't know." said Raven, hugging Beast Boy the Bush Baby.
"He looks so cute, to bad he can't stay like that, it would be much quieter." said Jinx smiling.
"Attitude much?" asked Raven.
"No, just cranky, by the way a wanna-be goth is coming up the stairs. I think it's Jillian." said Jinx, looking angry.
After a while, they really couldn't say Beast Boy was in the bathroom. He eventually had to come out. Jinx looked like she hated Jillian and didn't talk to her yet. It was probably because of the pink hair dye. Because Jinx's was natural.
"So where did you get your hair done?" Jillian asked Jinx, with a chipper smile.
"It's natural." said Jinx as her eye twitched.
"Jinx, sweetie can I talk to you, over here." said Cyborg, they went around the corner and didn't come back.
"So how have you been, Garfield?" asked Jillian turning to the green teen, the door rang.
"Sweet heart, you should go get that." said Raven with a small smile.
"Ok." said Beast Boy in worry at never hearing her say that.
AN HOUR LATER
"So anyway, then I was like 'If your so in love with him, why are you dating me'." said Matt talking to Beast Boy about his love life, it was better than hear Jillian try to be gothic.
"So Jillian, how long where you in the Asylum?" asked Raven, getting sick of the girl pushing her out of the way to sit next to Beast Boy.
". . . . Three months." said Jillian angrily.
"Didn't help much did it?" muttered Jinx.
"Actually it helped a lot." said Jillian.
"Wow, you where worse." said Raven, really in shock.
"That's it, you are so. . . . sweet." said Jillian snapping into happy mode.
"Oh my, I shall go make pudding." said Starfire, scared.
"So, how long are you staying?" asked Jinx.
"Two days." said Jillian happily.
"Where are you going to stay?" asked Raven.
"Oh Robing said I could stay here." said Jillian faltering.
"I should help Starfire." said Robin backing away as glares came to him.
"Yes, yes you should." said Beast Boy angrily.
A LITTLE LATER
Raven sat at the counter reading her book and drinking her tea. Jillian was talking to Matt, thank god. Raven had thought of turning her into a little pink fish. Starfire was with Robin getting some pans. Cyborg got up from talking to Jinx, to go get some ham. As he opened the fridge his eyes widened.
"Beast Boy!" said Cyborg closing the fridge.
"Yeah?" he said looking up from the counter.
"Where did you go shopping?" asked Cyborg.
"Pun's it's a mall type place." said Beast Boy.
"Sale?" asked Cyborg.
"No everyday prices. I'll show you tomorrow." said beast Boy heading to his room.
"Ok." said Cyborg taking out some ham as Robin went to the fridge.
". . . . Ohm." said Robin, eyes wide.
Inside the fridge was 50 whip cream containers, 100 packets of ham, a whole shelf of different milks, hundreds of sodas, and 50 tofu chunks. The Whole fridge was packed with fifties and hundreds of things. Robin blinked and took out a sports drink, still starring.
"You think that's shocking, look in the freezer." said Raven, with out a glance from her book, in her monotone voice.
Robing quickly opened the freezer to see hundreds of boxes, consisting of ice cream, popsicles, and waffles. Robing closed the freezer and opened up a cabinet, inside where 50 pop tart boxes on each row. Robin closed the door and sat at the counter.
"Beast. . ." he was cut off by Cyborg, sitting next to.
"He's showing me where it is tomorrow, you can come with." said Cyborg spinning on the chair.
"Ok." said Robin taking a drink of his juice.
"You know. Remember when Raven and Beast Boy went for a drive and we thought they where going to fool around in the car?" asked Cyborg.
"Yeah, that's probably when they did it." said Robin.
"Yup, they actually did what they said, huh. But there are two hours missing out of the time slot back. I think they took a while for them self. You see they would have enough time to find the place, get the food, and get out. But they would have been back at five. But they didn't return until seven. If your going to fool around after shopping, at least have enough time to make it plausible." said Cyborg, taking a drink.
"Man. . . so how do you time it?" asked Robin.
"Well you find a place, buy a few items, that you can locate easily. Then say it took you a while, and then it only seems like you. . ." Cyborg was cut off by Beast Boy.
"You do realize, your saying this very loudly. I'm pretty sure it's useless now, knowing everyone heard your conversation." said Beast Boy walking off.
"I'm begging to really want to smack him." said Cyborg.
"Yeah he's gotten very smug lately." said Robin.
"You know, I;m right next to you right?" asked Beast Boy, stirring cookie dough.
"So. . . . Matt, Jill where you going?" asked Robin, changing the subject.
"I'm going to my hotel room. Jill has to do some shopping." said Matt, opening the door.
"I think I should shop and head back home." said Jill smiling as the two quickly left.
". . . Ph, like we believe that." said Cyborg.
"Could they be any more lame." asked Jinx.
"They could have at least waited a bit after one of them left." said Starfire, taking out her pudding.
"You mean like you and Robin did?" asked Raven.
"Yes." said Starfire, quickly covering her mouth.
"So now the truth comes out." said Beast Boy, getting a glass of milk.
"Well, at least there gone." said Jinx yawning and plopping on the couch.
"Where's Bruce?" asked Robin.
"Bathroom." the rest all said.
"Hey, why is there a chicken roasting in the cabinet?" asked Bruce looking back.
"My chicken!" yelled Robin, running with oven mit's.
". . . Ok. . ." said Beast Boy turning on the TV.
TO BE CONTINUED
I'm grounded from the computer for a bit. My mom let me finish this. The Story will be extended. Because I have ideas for this story yet. So next we have a romantic dinner for Beast Boy and Raven. Stay Tuned!
THANKS FOR THE REVIEWS
QUESTIONS READ BY JINX
Eight-and-a-halph-tails:
Jinx: The files are laying open on the ground, give me a second. . . hey this is awesome, scenes from the next story. Okay any way. These people are good, that's all I know. We'll be learning of it at the concert. As for the Happy and Lust thing. I think Raven will do that on her own.
satusimpson:
Jinx: She would go even crazier if she wanted to blow us out of proportion. But she's learned from other stories, weird things happen if you get involved a lot. But I see more, weird things in the future. We where ohm. . . . .
nibbles:
Jinx: I know who you where thinking of. Any way, yes. Thank god she's gone. . . I hope. That pink hair fake. The chickens will come back, at some point. G.T. is a nut case who loves chickens. There has been an extent, so they'll probably be more. Because she needs to cover the B.B. and Rae's date, The Concert, B.B.'s Birthday and a lot more leading into the next story.
Moo:
Jinx: She's trying to get them longer, but some where shorter than the rest.
Teleportal:
Jinx: I know what your talking about. I'm helping with getting every body away from the area. Yes, but I think he'll be more of a man then. But I think he's growing up a lot lately. They have been dealt. But Robin, still has to pay. I think where going to have a masked gold fish later.
WickedWitchoftheSE:
Jinx: No where not leaving, where keeping the story going. We meant we where going to be finishing soon. But due to the fact she's grounded, I think she'll have more time to think.