Chapter 2. There is no place like home. A reunion of the scoobies. All in Italics are from a Buffy script so all righst are Joss and only Joss alone, well except if he didn't write the episode.

"I wasn't planning on hurting you," says Spike with a smirk. "Much."
"You haven't even come close to hurting me," Buffy says.
"Afraid to give me the chance?"

Buffy breaks his hold, throws him against a wall. Another big hole in the wall where he hits. Shot of cracks appearing in the wall. Buffy grabs Spike and pushes him up against the wall.

"You afraid I'm gonna-" Spike says.

Kat presses stop on the DVD remote control and walks over to the front of the TV to cover it.

"We don't need to watch anything else," says Kat. "I'm hungry. You hungry?" Xander gets up from the bed and tries to get the remote from Kat.

"Come on Kat. Lets watch it," says Xander he wraps his arms around her to get the remote behind her back.

"It's not that great," says Kat. Xander gets the remote and presses play. Kat steps out of the way.

Buffy shuts Spike up by kissing him. They kiss passionately. Buffy slams her hand into the wall, creating another hole, to get her arm around Spike's neck. Pieces of the ceiling separate from each other.

Buffy and Spike move away from the wall, still kissing. Spike slams Buffy up against another section of wall. Above their heads, cracks appear and widen, moving up toward the ceiling.

More kissing. Buffy shoves Spike away, follows him as he stumbles backward across the room. She pushes him again and continues following. Behind her, a huge piece of ceiling falls onto the spot where they were just standing.

Buffy shoves Spike up against another wall, and resumes kissing him. He lifts her up against him with her legs around his waist.

Buffy reaches her hand down between their bodies. Sound of a zipper is heard then there is more kissing.

Buffy lifts herself up and thrusts her body against Spike's. Spike looks shocked. They stare at each other for a moment. Then Buffy begins to move up and down, slowly, making an expression of pleasure.

They resume kissing. Spike turns them around and pushes Buffy up against the wall. She reaches one arm up and grabs the wall behind her to steady herself. The chandelier falls from the ceiling, smashes on the floor.

Pieces of the house continue to fall down, floorboards breaking apart. Buffy and Spike continue kissing and, you know, moving against each other. More stuff falls from the ceiling, walls disintegrating, etc.

Buffy leans her head back against the wall, gasping and panting. Spike rests his head on her chest.

Buffy leans forward to wrap her arms around Spike and they fall backward. The entire floor gives way and they fall through to the basement level, landing there in a huge cloud of debris and dust and bricks, etc. Spike lands on his back with Buffy on top of him.

They stare into each other's eyes, both panting.

The credits pop up: Executive Producers: Joss Whedon and Marti Noxon.

Xander presses stop and looks at Kat.

"Told you that you didn't want to watch it," says Kat.

"I…what was she thinking?" says Xander. Kat shrugs. "I mean I knew she done it with Spike but like that."

"Yeah, not a good episode," says Kat. "I really don't like it cause I saw some of the making of it. It's not a pretty sight. They had way too much fun."

"I heard the zipper."

"I know I don't like that either."

"I really don't feel hungry anymore."

"Are you sure. Cause I got chicken wings."

"Suddenly I'm feeling hungry again." Xander tosses the remote on the bed.

"Okay." The two exit the Buffy shrine room and head to the kitchen. Xander turns on the TV then heads into the kitchen with Kat. He grabs two cup and two plates from the cupboards then turns around to kiss Kat on his way to the dinning table.

"The top story today," says a news reporter. "Missing people. Not just one or two but about more than a hundred people have been reported missing in the last forty-eight hours. These people are not related or living in the same area. Randomly, they have disappeared from their homes with no evidence of their whereabouts."

"Hmm," says Xander watching the news. "That sounds kind of strange."

"A little Buffyesque," says Kat as she hands Xander the forks and napkins.

"That just sound wired," says Xander.

"Maybe you're on to something."

Meanwhile, in England Buffy and Spike are in their room thinking of why Buffy somehow is pregnant by a vampire. Giles could not answer their question, but it's without a doubt that Buffy has only one lover in this house.

"So you want a girl?" ask Buffy out of the blue. Spike looks at Buffy and smiles.

"I won't mind having a girl," says Spike. "We could call her Joyce after you're mum."

"That's sweet. What about a boy?"

"Rupert will not be an options."

"I'll agree to that."

"We should celebrate."

"Yeah, but I'm kind of beat."

"We could stay in."

"Oh, I've a surprise."

"Surprise?"

"Yes." Buffy gets off the bed and goes to her closet. She takes a small bag out and heads over to the bathroom. "I'll be right back."

"Okay." Spike makes himself comfortable.

In the hallway, Buffy bumps into Giles.

"Buffy I just finish watching the news and I'm hearing about these strange disappearances happening," says Giles.

"People disappear all the times Giles," says Buffy.

"Yes, but did you notice how I emphasize 'strange'."

"Giles you worry too much. You need to get…Some time away from here. You remember the word fun."

"Very funny Buffy. This could be serious."

"I'll take it serious tomorrow morning. Okay." Buffy pats Giles on the back and heads to the bathroom.

Back at Kat's house, she is getting ready to go to bed. Xander is waiting for her on the bed as she brushes her hair.

"When you coming over here?" ask Xander to Kat. "I'm feeling neglected here."

"I'm coming," says Kat. "Gee Hold your horses." She opens the bathroom door to re-enter her room. Xander sees the door open but Kat.

"Kat?"

Meanwhile, in London, Buffy is walking down the hallway towards the her bedroom in a tiny bath robe. She knocks at the door.

"Close your eyes," says Buffy from outside.

"Ah come Buffy," says Spike. "Just get in here."

"Spike. It's a surprise," says Buffy.

"Oh, alright," replies Spike as he closes his eyes.

"Are they closed?"

"Yes."

"Are you sure?"

"Yes, now get in here."

"Okay, here I come." Buffy opens the door, drops her robe, and disappears.

"Are you inside already. Buffy. Buffy."

Then in less than millisecond Kat appears where Buffy had disappeared. Kat looks around and does not recognize her surrounding except for Spike, with his shirt off, on a bed, with his eyes closed. Kat was getting a little scared.

"Buffy would you bloody…" Spike opens his eyes and sees Kat. "Kat? What are you doing here? Where's Buffy?"

"I have no idea."

Back in the real world, Buffy appears where Kat had disappeared. Xander gets up from the bed. His eyes widen at the sight of Buffy since she was just wearing a very sexy Victoria Secret number.

"Xander eyes up here," says Buffy pointing at her eyes.

"Sorry Buff," says Xander with a grin as he hands her the blanket from the bed to cover up. "What are you doing here? How did you get here? And where is Kat?"

"Good questions that I don't know the answers to."