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Also: I must tell you that I'm going to beat up Will Smith in this chapter. You won't believe who is beating on him though! L.O.L

Elizabeth was busy washing the tables with Ana when someone's hand landed heavily on her left shoulder. She turned around to face a grinning Will Smith.

"What do you want?" She asked, annoyed to be in his presence.

"Now, now, Lizzie. Is that anyway to speak go a friend?"

"Fine." She then feigned a smiled sweetly at him and said, "What is it you would like William?" Then, she turned back to washing the tables, waiting for Will's response.

"That's better. Now, the thing I wanted to ask you was, would you like to go to the school dance with me? If we have another one I mean."

Liz turned back to facing her 'friend'. "Will, as nice as you are and as sweet as that offer is, there will be no more dances this year and plus, Will probably wouldn't be too happy about that."

"So your answer is?"

She sighed and then said plainly, "No." Then she left to go wash the windows without saying another word to him.

"NOW THAT'S JUST MESSED UP, GIRL!" He called after her.

Ana shook her head and left to go scrub the floors with an amused smile on her face.

"What!" He asked confused. "What!" Then, he sighed. "I'll never understand females." He also left, and went to go wash the trays with Jack.

One hour later, Principal Oxwood came back into the cafeteria. When he walked back in, he was amazed at how clean the lunchroom was.

The windows were clean, the floor was shinning, the trays were washed and put up, and the tables were all absolutely spotless; except for one area on the table where there was a mixture of mashed potatoes and Jell-O stuck together on the table surface, which wouldn't come off for some reason. Odd. But other than that, the whole room was spotless.

"Wow. I'm impressed. You guys really aren't as brainless as some people say teenagers are. But anyway, you're still not off the hook."

"Mr. Oxwood, will we be severely punished, sir? After all, it was an accident."

"Accident or not, Miss Anamaria, you all contributed to this prohibited event. None of you tried to stop the food fight. Therefore, yes, you will be punished. Not severely though. (A/N: I wish I had principal like that. At my school, if you even sneeze the wrong way, you'll get either I.S.S or O.S.S)

"Okay." Ana replied, relieved.

"Now," Principal Oxwood addressed to everyone. "each of you will get a phone call home, a change of clothes and a doc for not following directions and horseplay. Understood?"

"Yes, sir." All students said in unison.

"Good, now either an administrator of I will call you up to the office in groups over the intercom. Good afternoon to you all." Then, he left. But before he exited, he picked up his blonde toupee off of the floor, embarrassed.

'So that's why my head was so cold." He thought to himself. The he left and slammed the doors shut behind him.

"Awkward." Said Jack.

"What is?" Asked Liz.

"The fact that our principal is…bald."

"What's so awkward about it? 25 of our teachers are bald, 50 dye their hair to hide the gray areas, and the rest have small patches of hair all over their head. Or are they patches of hair from their pets? Scary." She suppressed a shiver.

"Yeah, I understand that, it's just… I can picture almost everyone I know as something weird, I couldn't picture Oxwood as being bald though."

There was a long silence between the four of them.

"Well," Ana started. "that was a weird conversation." She smiled.

"Yeah." Said Will T. He smiled as well.

"Yep." Replied Liz.

"Uh, huh." Said Jack.

Another long silence occurred.

"So, how are my four most favorite people today?" Asked Will S. from behind Ana. She just rolled her eyes.

"I saw that, Ana." He said.

"And?" She said, not seeing the point.

"And, are you mad at me or something?"

"No, why would ever think that, Will?" She replied, sarcastically sweetly.

"Because, you've been giving me evil looks ever since I got her. What's up with that, girl?"

"First of all, my name is Ana, not 'girl', boy, so say it skrate. Secondly, you should know by now that I've never been fond of you, and thirdly, LEAVE! US! ALONE!"

"Yeah," Liz agreed. "why do you always bother us, you're always talking, always commenting at the wrong times, and you're constantly watching me! Holy skittles man, GET A LIFE!" She was finally relieved to get that off of her chest.

"A'ight, I see how it's gonna be. Fine, you two can hate me. But at least I still got the boys on my side. Right? Right?" Will S. said confidently, standing behind Jack and Will T. with one arm on their shoulders.

"Actually," Jack said while pushing Will S.' arm off his shoulder. "You only have Will."

"What?" Will S. and Will T. said at the same time. Will S. said it out of disbelief and Will T. said it out of one of those ' you must be crazy' tones.

"I'm sorry Will S., but you're giving us a bad image. I'm not trying to be rude or anything,"

"Yes you are." Will Turner suggested under his breath.

"I heard that, Turner, and no I'm not trying to be mean."

"Then what are you trying to say?" Will S. asked.

"What I was going to say was that you're a clumsy, talkative, bad influential, annoying guy. But not in a bad way."

Will S. chose this time to put his plan, that he had been thinking of while he was talking to the football team, into action.

"Uh huh, alright, okay. I see how you want to be. I thought we were closer than that. You guys were my family and you decide to leave me. I…I can't even look at you." Then, he turned away and began to feign a cry and sniffle. Every time one of them would try to apologize and reassure him, he just 'cried' harder. After that, he decided to run in what Jack could call ' the most girliest run he's ever seen.' Will didn't get too far though, being as he had his eyes closed, the poor guy ran straight into the door just as a teacher was coming in. The door swung open fast and knocked Will S. in the forehead with an extremely loud CLONK, which sent him flying a good 2ft. away from the door. Unfortunately, the water fountain was behind him and he hit the back of his head on the fountain with a loud BANG that sounded almost like a chunk of metal hitting metal. (A/N: Imagine it sounding like Will banging his swords into the right shape at his blacksmith shop. Like in the movie.)

Ana winced. "Oh snapskee. That's going to leave two major goose egg knots on his head. One on his forehead and one on the back of his head."

"Yeah," Jack said, trying not to laugh. " when he comes back to school tomorrow, if he comes back, his head will probably look like a hammer-head shark. Except, the shark's head has the knobs on each side of his face. Will's will be on each side of his head."

Jack, Will T., Ana, and Liz looked at each other, then at Will S., and back at each other. All four of them fell on the floor laughing hysterically. (A/N: falls out of computer chair, rolls on the floor, and starts laughing uncontrollably:)

Will S. got up while rubbing his head where the knots were already forming. Then, he looked at his four 'friends' only to see that they were rolling on the floor, laughing.

"You guys just wait," He murmured to himself. " you will pay for what you said to me."

Will T., Ana, Liz, and Jack picked themselves up off of the floor and wiped the river of tears from their eyes. But just as they got up, they saw Will S. trip over his untied shoelaces and ran face first into the nearby wall. This caused them to laugh again.

"You know, Will," Ana said. "If you don't stop being so clumsy, people will think you're some kid who went crazy and started beating yourself up. Very bad assumption."

Will S. tried his best to glare at her through his black eye and snarl at her. This showed the black gap where his tooth was missing. Will's effort to try and look deadly at her, only resulted in making her laugh all over again, due to how awkward he looked with a swollen cheek, a missing tooth, two knots on his head, and a black eye. Normally, if someone else had done this to him, Liz, Ana, Jack, and Will T. would be tying to help Will. But due to the fact that he did it himself was too hilarious.

So this time when the four friends were through laughing, they sat at a table together across from Will Smith and his battered face, and waited to be called up to the principal's office, while Will S. held his numb head and waited to be taken up to the nurse's office and away from this deep humiliation.

A/N: OMG! OMG! O…M…G! For me, this chapter was way too much fun to write. Yes, I know it was wrong of me to make fun of Will, but it had to be done. L.O.L Anywho, please review this chappy.

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Shy Pirate Lass

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