Will T., Ana, Liz, and Jack were sent up to the principal's office first because they had the most information out of everyone else.

"Now, because your other classmate, Will -Something, I already know the whole story. Is that how it actually happened though?" Principal Oxwood asked.

"Yes, that's exactly how it started." Liz said.

He just nodded. "Well. Alright then, sit down while I call your parents."

They did as they were instructed to do.

The first phone number the principal dialed was '770-464-3872'. The phone rang.

"Hello?" A male voice greeted.

"Hello. Is this Mr. Swann?"

"It is."

"Well, I'd like to inform you on an event that happened here at school today. Your daughter was involved."

"My goodness. Is she alright?"

"Yes, she's fine. I just wanted to let you know that she was involved in a food fight today."

"You must have the wrong person. My daughter is a well-behaved student, who follows the rules, and stays out of trouble."

"I'm sorry, sir. But Elizabeth was in the food fight. I wished to ask you if you would please bring her a change of clothes."

"Yes yes, alright. I'll be there in a few minutes."

"Alright. Thank you for your time, sir."

"Same here. Bye."

"Goodbye." Then, they both hung up the phone.

At The Swann Mansion

"ELIZABETH MERCEDES SWANN!" Weatherby screeched in fury as he went up to Liz's bedroom to get her some different clothes.

At Sunny Mill High School

Principal Oxwood did this same routine with Jack, Will, and Ana. Except Jack's phone call didn't go too well. It went a little something like this:

'770-298-3156'. The phone rang.

"Hello?" Angela answered.

"Hi. This is Principal Eugene Oxwood at Sunny Mill High School. Is this Jack Sparrow's Mom, Angela Sparrow?"

"Yes. What's the problem with my worrisome son today?"

"He was involved in a food fight."

"Uugghh! I told him not to get into any trouble today!"

"I'm sorry, ma'am. Well, would you mind to please bring him some new clothing?"

"No, I will not bring him any clothes. He'll just have to wear food all day and attract bugs."

"Ma'am, I cannot allow your son to wear food all day."

"AND WHY NOT?"

"Because, Mrs. Sparrow, your son is already a class clown; and seeing as he is covered in a disgusting mixture of food, it would only give him more attention!"

"Oh alright. I'll bring him some different clothes."

"Thank-"

Angela hung up in his face.

"you?" Principal Oxwood finished and then also hung up.

At The Sparrow Manor

"JACKSON MITCHEL SPARROW, YOU BETTER FASTEN YOUR SEATBELT BECAUSE YOU'RE IN FOR A BUMPY RIDE WHEN YOU GET HOME, BUDDY!" Angela shouted a she headed for her son's bedroom

At Sunny Mill High School

After the principal called Ana, Liz, Will, and Jack's parents, he gave them a doc, and sent them back to the cafeteria.

"What do you think my dad's gonna do to me when I get home?" Liz asked once they sat back down.

"You should know, Liz." Ana answered. "He's your dad."

"I know…it's just, that…he thinks that I'm the most perfect person ever. I don't know if he'll go easy or hard on me."

"Well, whatever your dad does to you will be a whole lot better than what my mom'll do to me." Replied Jack.

"What do you mean?" Will asked for the first time since they had gotten back.

"What I mean, Will, is that you know how I'm already a troublemaker, right?"

Will nodded.

"Well, this morning I told my mom I wouldn't get into any trouble today. So since I was involved in a food fight that happened today, my mom probably has a master plan to torment me."

"What were the other things you've done before?"

"Well, when I was four, I almost drowned the neighbor's cat. When I was eight, I put a mixture of ketchup, mustard, and honey in my sister's shampoo. When I was twelve, I tried to drive my mom's car and almost ended up hitting an old lady. When I was fifteen, I dressed up as a girl and went into the girl's bathroom."

"Why?" Asked Ana.

"Because I wanted to see if there was really a couch and hot tub in there like everybody ways there is. Liars."

"Well, why didn't you just ask me?"

"Because I didn't know you at that time, peach. I met you a few weeks after that little adventure."

She nodded.

"Anyway, and now, I was just in food fight!"

Will, Liz, and Ana just stared at him.

"What?" Jack asked feeling very uncomfortable.

They stared a t him a little while longer before Will decided to answer, "It's just that…you're a bad and strange guy, dude."

Jack grinned. "I'll take that as a compliment."

"Hey Will?" Liz asked.

"Yes?" He replied.

"I just noticed. You don't drink the school's juice like you did before. You use to gulp it down like you were some deserted man who just had a glass of water after being in the desert for a month! Why'd you change to drinkin' milk all of a sudden?"

"Because. Do you remember what happened at the school dance last year when I drank the school's fruit punch?"

FLASHBACK

Will Turner and Elizabeth Swann danced to "Let's Get It Started" by the Black-Eyed Peas. They were both laughing and smiling and having a good time. When the song was over, seeing as he had just danced to a fast song, Will walked over to the punch bowl while Elizabeth was talking to Anamaria and Jack. Will took a sip of the juice.

At first, Will thought it was nasty being as the flavor was different from before.

"They probably just bought a different brand of juice this time. Oh well, beggars can't be choosers." Will muttered to himself before gulping the rest of the juice down.

"Actually, this is kinda good." So he drank another two whole glasses and went to star dancing again. This time, they danced to "Beverly Hills" by Weezer. When the song was over, Will got himself another six cups of juice. Now, he was feeling a little dizzy so he started wobbling his way over to Liz with a cup of juice in his hand.

"Hey Liz. You havin'" –hiccup- "fun?"

"Yeah. I just want to-"

"You know what, Elizabeth?" –hiccup- "You are" –hiccup/giggle-"the most prettiest girl ever."

"Thanks, Will. What's wrong with you?" Liz asked concerned.

"Nothin'"-hiccup- "What do you say to us painting the words "Pirates Rock the Caribbean" on all the walls of the school?"

"What? Are you crazy?"

"Crazy in love with you, yep." Will drank some more punch.

"Woo-hoo! That's good stuff!" Then, he ran up to the D.J. booth and turned on the "Electric Slide" song. He ran to the middle of the gym, tore off his tux jacket and shoes. He started dancing with only his white shirt half-tucked, one pant leg rolled up to his knee, one sock, he let his hair down, and was swinging his belt around like a lasso while screaming "Yee-haw", and then started the electric slide dance. All the other students in the gym gathered around in a big circle, chanting the words "Go Will. It's ya birthday" over and over. Elizabeth just stared at him wide-eyed and shocked.

He started dancing with everyone he saw, even Nurse Cringle! By the time he was done dancing, he ran over to the punch table and drank the whole bowl.

"Weeeee!" He squealed as he rode on his stomach on the gym floor where students purposely spilled soap and water from the bathroom sinks. So Will rode in the wet area from on e end of the room to the other. When he reached the other side of the gym, he stood up, faced the others, and said, "THAT WAS WICKED!" Then, he passed out and just lay there, unconscious. But of course, Liz found out that someone had spiked the punch and mixed alcohol in it. That's why Will was drunk and crazy.

"Well, that explains a lot." She muttered to herself as she picked up his shoes, jacket, sock, tie, and bow. And she followed Jack and Ana, who carried the unconscious Will Turner to the car.

END FLASHBACK

"Yeah. From now on, I'm not trusting this school's fruity beverages anymore."

Liz smiled. "Whatever you say, Will. Whatever you say."

Author's Note: Thank you to all my lovely reviewers. You guys rock hard! L.O.L. Anywho, I got this idea from one of my reviewers. You know who you are, and I know who you are. It's just that I usually write down what you guy's review to me so that I know I know exactly how to thank you. Well, I didn't write it down, so I don't know the exact name of my reviewers. OH YEAH! No, Stick Bug, I have nothing against Will Smith. I just wanted at least one person to get beat up in this story, so, I chose Will. But I have nothing against him. HE'S TOO FUNNY! L.O.L

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Shy Pirate Lass

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