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The eighty-five-year old woman smiled at him. "Yes, Jacqueline, it's me."

"Uh…my name's Jack. Not Jacqueline."

"Now don't you get an attitude with me, young lady. I may be old, but I can still put you over my knee." She wagged her wrinkled finger at him.

Jack looked over to his mom who was watching with amusement. "MOM! I know I've done some bad things, and yes, you've given me punishments that I deserve. BUT THIS IS JUST PURE EVIL!"

"Oh honey. I really wish I could help you. Well, I can, but I don't want to. Have fun with Grandma." She smiled wickedly and left the house. "

Jack looked back at his grandmother who was smiling broadly at him withnot a snatch of teeth in her mouth.

"Holy skittles, man! Where are your teeth?"

"That's what I need you for, Jacqueline. I need you to clean my teeth and then come back to me for the rest of the list of what you're going to be doing for me today."

Jack grimaced as the lady gave him her teeth and walked away.

"I swear I'm gonna puke if she makes me do this ever single day that she's here. Actually, I wonder how long she is going to be here." He said as he washed the saliva-covered denchers.

"OH JACQUELINE!" Grandma called.

"Annoying woman." Jack said under his breath. "Always calling me Jacqueline. I don't even look like a Jacqueline."

"JACQUELINE!"

He rolled his eyes and called back. "What!"

"Stop cleaning my teeth for a minute. I need you to come down here and scrape the calluses off my feet."

Jack made a disgusted look before going downstairs to do as he was told.

"Ah." Grandma sighed as her "granddaughter" massaged her rough foot.

"Okay. I'm done. What else?" He asked once he was through with his chore.

"Nothing else. You're done."

"Really?" He asked, hopefully.

Grandma nodded her head, yes, but then said, "No."

Jack frowned.

"Next, I need you to give me my afternoon sponge bath."

"OH MY GOSH! NO! NO, NO, NO, NO, AND NO AGAIN! I'd rather clean your fungi feet multiple times."

"That could be arranged."

"On second thought, I change my mind."

"Actually, I need you to help me with something different. I'm making a dress for a friend of mine."

"Okay. What do you need me to do?"

"Well, since I couldn't fit my manikins in my car, I need you to wear it as I make a few alterations."

Jack's eyes grew wide. "Uh…I cant'. I have to help Will do…something."

"I'm sure he can get another one of his friends to help him. Now come on Jacqueline. If you were a boy, I wouldn't make you do this."

"But I am a boy!" Jack was getting annoyed now. "My name is Jack Sparrow, I'm of the male race, last time I checked, and I am your grandson!"

"Oh, sorry. Wait a minute. " Then, Grandma turned on something in her right ear. "Say that one more time. I didn't have my hearing aid on loud enough. Now, what did you say?"

Jack hung his head in defeat and said, "Never mind."

Grandma smiled. "Okay then. Come with me so you can try on my new design."

Jack moaned and looked heavenward while whispering to any deity who was listening. "Please, help me." Then, he followed his grandmother into the next room where the torture tools awaited him.

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"I. Feel. Ridiculous." Jack said as he stood on a stool while Grandma Pearl was busy pinning and sewing. Sewing and pinning. Pinning and- "OW!"

"Whoops. Sorry, Jacqueline." Grandma apologized to her grandson who was currently in a frilly pink dress. The hem of the dress was Bubble Gum Pink, there were white flowers all over the bodice, the hem of each sleeve and the V-neck hem was also frilled out. The dress sprouted outward and it had a huge white bow on the back.

"You know what, Jacqueline? This dress fits you perfectly. Oooh! I have a good idea! What about if I let you come to my tea party on Sunday? All of the lady's in my group would be delighted to meet you; and I could make another one of these dresses so you can wear it! Isn't that grand, Jacqueline?"

Jack looked out the large window and began whining. When he turned back around, Grandma wasn't there! He could faintly hear someone talking in the next room, so he strained his hearing and could hear his grandmother saying:

"Yes, Angie, I'm bringing my granddaughter too. You should see her!"

Grandma was obviously on the phone.

"Hahaha, well, this should be fun. What time do you think we should come?"

"Okay. Thank you, Angie. Goodbye now." Then, Grandma hung up the phone and came back into the room he left "Jacqueline" in, only to find him whining again.

"Jacqueline!"

His head snapped up and focused on the short gray haired woman.

"No whining young lady! Now stand up straight, feet together, toes pointed, head up high, eyes squared, and put a smile on."

He did as he was told.

"Good. Now take off that dress so we can practice on how you should act on Sunday." Then, she left the room.

"Why me? WHY ME!" Jack yelled to the sky while throwing his arms up in the air. He then proceeded to discard his body of the wretched puffy pink dress and went to the kitchen where his grandmother awaited his arrival.

"Hurry up, Jacqueline. Rule one: tardiness is unacceptable."

"Firstly, my name is-" Jack started to correct.

"Jacqueline, stop standing around like a shy school girl and come sit."

"Jack! My name is Jack Sparrow! Jees!"

Grandma Pearl wasn't paying him any mind though. She was too busy taking out china cups, plates, and bowls.

"Jacqueline, if I have to tell you one more time to sit down, I'm going toteach you how to waltz as well. NOW! SIT!"

Jack did as he was instructed.

"Good. Now, when you sit at a table, you cross your legs. You can either choose a leg cross or an ankle cross."

"Grandma Pearl, I'M NOT A GIRL!"

"Nope. You are a girl, and I will not have my granddaughter behaving like a tomboy. Now cross those legs!" Grandma swatted Jack on his legs with a foot long ruler for emphasis.

"OW! Alright, alright. Holy skittles you have a strong arm for and old woman."

"Thank you. Now, next I want you to pick up that napkin by your plate, unfold it, and set it on your lap. Like this. "She picked a lavender colored napkin, unfolded it, and spread it out across her legs.

"Why?"

"It doesn't matter right now. I'll explain it later, just do it."

Jack sighed in defeat and did the same thing Grandma Pearl did.

"Then, after I pour you your cup of tea, you pick up the cup and drink from it with your pinky out. Be sure to sip, not slurp."

"WHAT! Uh-uh! No way! Outta the question! Scratch that! Never!"

"Jacqueline!" Grandma swatted his legs once again.

"OW! Would you stop doing that!"?

SWAT

"QUIT!"

SWAT

"CUT-IT-OUT!"

SWAT, SWAT, SWAT

Jack hissed in both pain and frustration.

"Now Jacqueline, calm your temper and do as I told you."

"But-"

SWAT

"OW!"

SWAT

"Hush, Jacqueline."

"My name is Jack! Jack! Mitchell! Sparrow! Why can't you get that right!"

SWAT

"That's another rule. MIND YOUR MANNERS AND RESPECT YOUR ELDERS!"

SWAT

"OW! What was that for?"

"Just to keep you in check; now pay attention."

SWAT

"GRANDMA PEARL, IF YOU DON'T STOP SWATTING ME WITH THAT BLASTED RULER, I WILL HAVE NO FEELING IN MY LEGS FOR THE REST OF THE DAY! NEVER MIND A WHOLE TEA PARTY!" Then he added under his breath, "And I may just have to strangle you."

SWAT

"I heard that!"

"Alright, ALRIGHT! I'm sorry! Just put the ruler away and we can talk this over. Male to female."

"Female to female, Jacqueline."

"I'm not a-!"

SWAT

"I dare you to back sass me again, young lady." She glared coldly at Jack, but when he made no move to apologize, Grandma Pearl raised the ruler above her head, ready to hit him.

Jack put his hands up in defense. "OK, OK, OK! I give! I'll behave, just put the ruler down!"

"Please." Grandma added.

"What?"

SWAT

"OW! Okay, please put the ruler down!"

Grandma smiled and put her weapon down as Jack began to rub the sore areas on his thighs.

"Good girl. Now drink the tea, please."

Jack was almost done drinking, when the door opened and there stood Angela Sparrow with Will Turner coming in after her. They looked at Jack who was doing a leg cross, had a lavender napkin on his lap, his hair was combed and curled, he was drinking tea with his pinky out, and daintily sipping it.

Will cracked up and fell on the floor, gasping for breath, tears running wildly. "Jack," he breathed. "Oh…(gasp)…my…(laugh)…holy…skittles!"

"SHUT UP, WILL!"

"I'm sorry. But you should honestly see how ridiculous you look. It's hilarious!"

"Alright, Will," Grandma Pearl said. "I think Jack's embarrassed enough now." She smiled at said person, trying not to laugh.

"Hey wait a minute!" Cried Jack. "You called me by my name! Why wouldn't you do it before!" He was annoyed.

"Jack, this whole thing was a scam." Explained Angela. "Grandma Pearl just came over to visit us for a little while. I told her what happened at school today and she agreed to plot against you."

Jack was speechless.

Then Grandma added, "Your mom didn't really leave either. She was filming everything."

"Hold up." Jack protested. "If she was filming this, why didn't I see her out the window?"

"Who said anything about her actually holding a camera? She was in the car controlling the hidden cameras in the house. Your mom saw everything."

"Everything?"

"Everything." Grandma smiled.

Then Will piped in, "But I must say, you in pink dress, is a sight for sore eyes."

"Wait. Why was Turner there?"

"He just got here." Angela explained. "Before we walked in here, I showed him the tape. Will was currently just walking down the street and I called him over, he watched it, and then he burst out laughing."

"What about the lady you were talking to on the phone? Angie I think her name was."

"It was your mom. I knew you were listening so I played along."

Jack growled. "You guys are some mean people, man."

"Well, I told you before I left your school earlier on today that you'd be in for it when you got home." Angela smiled.

"That's messed up, Mom." Jack commented.

"I know. But you deserved it."

"I know. Hey, do I really have to go to that tea thingy on Sunday?"

"No, Jack, you don't have to go. Or are you trying to confirm the decision on going?" Angela quirked a thin eyebrow.

"No! Absolutely not! I'd rather…" He trailed off.

"You'd rather what?" Asked Will.

"Nothing. I if I say it, they'll probably try to find a way for it to actually happen."

Will nodded.

"Well," Grandma Pearl started. "I need to be getting home or else Grandpa Earl is going to throw a fit about me not having his food ready for him. So, see you later!" Then, she headed for the door. When she reached the door she turned back to the other three people and said, "By the way Jack, that dress really did look lovely on you. Maybe I should-"

"OKAY, GRANDMA! BYE! ADIOS! SEE YOU SOON! I LOVE YOU! YOUR HUSBAND'S WAITING FOR YOU! NOW PLEASE LEAVE!" Jack said as he hurriedly ushered Grandma Pearl out of the house before she thought up any other one of her "brilliant" ideas.

Angela and Will were smiling amusedly at him when he turned back to face them.

"Will, none of this," Jack threw his arms up in the air to emphasize what Will just saw. "ever reaches the kids from school. Mom," He feigned sadness as he looked at the black-haired forty-one-year old woman. "you wound me."

"I'm sorry, Jack."

"Really?" He asked confused.

"No."

"You really are an evil parent."

"I do what I can." She smiled and went to her room, leaving her son and Will alone to talk. Well, more like Will laughing and Jack getting annoyed. Either way, Jack was humiliated.

"The perfect trick." She commented as she closed her bedroom door.

Author's Note: O.H.S.A.G.T.T! This chapter took me forever to post. THE COMPUTER HAS A VIRUS! You see, this is what happened:

Captain Shy is havin' a good day b/c she was on honor roll yesterday.

Captain Shy types story.

Captain Shy has forgotten to save document before typing.

Captain Shy has typed up 85 percent of story.

Computer kicks Captain Shy out.

Captain Shy becomes furious and begins screaming in frustration.

Whole chapter was retyped for the third time in one night.

Captain Shy is happy again.

Well, that's what happened. THANKS FOR READING! Please leave me a review.

P.S. I'M SOOO SORRY ABOUT YOUR GRANDFATHER BLACKMAGIC365!

Shy Pirate Lass a.k.a. Captain Shy Out!

P.S.S. For all of you Will/Liz fans, there will be Will/Liz romance in the next chapter. HOPE YOU LIKE IT!