Funny Things Can Happen
Chapter 29
Glue Is Evil
It was early morning and Beast Boy was excited. It was April fools, and the first person he was after was Raven. He thought and thought. He wanted something funny, but that wouldn't cost him a break up. He tapped his fingers on the counter.
"What to do, what to do?" Beast Boy asked himself in wonder.
"Beast Boy, I almost sat on your hat." said Raven, putting his paper hat on the counter.
"That's it." said Beast Boy as he whispered to himself.
He dug around in the store counter and pulled out spary glue. It said non-toxic, and washes out in warm water, perfect. It dried quickly, so she wouldn't have time to get it off. He quickly sprayed some glue on the hat and stuck it on Raven's head. Raven tried to pull it off, but it wouldn't give. The bright red, paper, pirates hat clashed with her, now, dark blue cloak.
"BEAST BOY! What did you do?" she asked, poking it.
"April fools, don't worry it'll come off in warm water." said Beast Boy grinning.
". . . ." Raven didn't look so amused.
"Rae, are you ok?" he asked as he cloak got a bit of red in it.
". . . . "
"So, ohm. . . ."
". . . . .!"
"Your going to yell at me?"
"I. . . . I'm going to take a shower." she said calmly walking off.
AN HOUR LATER
A shadow creeped over Beast Boy's sleeping body. He had decided to catch up on some sleep before Cyborg woke up and tried to kill him for the vat of pudding in his room. Jinx had Jell-O in her bed, Robin's masks where all bright pink, as well as his capes, and Starfire had purple hair.
The shadow took off his gloves and quickly sprayed them. It gently put them back on. It was walking away when it noticed Beast Boy, snoring. It sprayed something in his mouth and jammed it shut. Beast Boy quickly woke to have Raven holding his mouth shut. He tried to mumble scream, but his mouth wouldn't open.
"April fools." said Raven with a small smirk.
"RAVEN!" came Beast Boy's muffled voice.
Raven was about to say something when she felt a spray of wetness on her lips and then he jaw closed. Beast Boy had found his gloves glued to him and decided it needed more revenge. Raven tried to open her jaw, but it would barely budge.
The rest came stomping in, only to see the two arguing without moving their lips and glue on the ground. Starfire played with her purple hair and Robin help his pink cape and mask. Jinx and Cyborg looked at each other and laughed.
"Well this is intresting." said Robin, sitting at the kitchen counter.
After a while the couple made their way towards the bathroom, now noticing everyone watching. The small fight had got the others to make popcorn and drinks.
AN HOUR LATER
"Ok, no more trix today, I got it." said Beast Boy after getting yelled at.
The alarm went off and they all ran by the alarm They came to see Robin holding it and then turning it off. It took them a few minutes to realize Robin had joined in the april fools joke.
"April fools." he said happily walking off.
"I could see Cyborg doing that, but Robin. Never." said Beast Boy in shock.
"Ok then. Beast Boy come on, we have to go shopping." said Raven, dragging him off.
A FEW HOURS LATER (Yes I'm moving around because somethings about to happen)
"Well you didn't have too buy the cookies." said as she took a drink of Beast Boy's soda.
"Ahh." yelled a homeless women, running from the alley way.
"What the. . ." said Beast Boy as him and Raven ran towards the women.
"Whats wrong?" asked Raven quickly.
"There's something in the alley." said the women.
Both teens went down the alley. A small figure crouched in the shadows. It was small and shaking. Beast Boy and Raven put down their bags and slowly approuched it. After they got with in five feet they hit something hard. It was like a force feild. Beast Boy looked to see that the figure was a small girl. She was frightened and scared.
"Rae, it's a little girl." said Beast Boy, slowly turning to her.
"It's ok. We wont hurt you." said Raven, gowing down on her knees.
"Are you lost?" asked Beast Boy, doing the same.
The girl shook her head, but the force field shrunk, allowing them closer. After a while of talking, her force feild had gone. She was around five with long blak hair, pale skin, and gray eyes. Her dress was raddy and purple, and she had no shoes.
"Can you speak?" asked Raven, after a bunch of nods and shakes, she shook her head no.
"Are you alone?" asked Beast Boy, digging in the bags, a nod in reply.
"Are you hungry?" asked Raven, sitting next to her.
The girl noded franitcly. Beast Boy gave her some cookies. As she ate, this gave Beast Boy and Raven a few minutes to talk. After a little bit all three headed back to titan tower. Before they could get their however, the girl had fallen asleep.
A LITTLE LATER AT TITAN TOWER
"Oh, guys?" came Beast Boy's voice as him and Raven put the girl on the couch.
"Yeah. . . ." said Robin looking at the sleeping girl.
"What. . . AWWWWW!" said Starfire, looking at the girl.
"Huh." said Jinx and Cyborg, starring at the girl.
"Where did she come from?" asked Robin.
"She's home less and we couldn't just leave her out there." said Raven.
"Yeah, I mean it was easy to get to her, imagine if it wasn't us and it was some creep." said Beast Boy, before Robing could argue.
"Titan tower is no place for a little girl." said Robin.
"As much as I think she should stay, Robin's right." said Jinx.
"Even though she is adorable and alone. . . poor thing." said Cyborg.
"She has powers." said Beast Boy with a shrug.
"What?" came all the rest.
"Yeah she had a force feild up for a long time." said Beast Boy, as Raven sat by the girl.
". . . PLEASE LET HER STAY!" came everyone at once as Robin sat down.
"She's what five, I mean what if someone looking for her." said Robin.
"She said she wasn't lost." said Raven.
"She also looks like she's been out ther for a while." said Jinx, examining her.
"When she's awake, we should she if she's healty." said Cyborg.
"She cant stay. Starfire, she's not a pet." said Robin, predicting the next question.
"I asure you, I know that. But I really think that she should stay." said Starfire angrily.
"But. . . . I'm over ruled?" asked Robin.
"Yes." they all said.
"Does it matter what I say?"
"No, but I think it would be best if you agree." said Starfire.
"Fine, but we have to get leagal rights." said Robin, sitting on the couch.
"YES!" they all said happily.
A FEW DAYS LATER
"I can't beleave she doesn't have a name." said Jinx.
"Well, were letting her choose one. . . I'm glade that we can keep her here." said Starfire happily.
"I think she's become attatched to Beast Boy and Raven the most." said Cyborg as he pulled cookies out of the oven.
"Yeah, hey so is she healthy?" asked Jinx.
"Yeah, but she needs to eat more. Thus the cookies." said Cyborg happily.
"Where is she?" asked Starfire.
"Raven's trying to teach her to speak." said Beast Boy walking in.
"Well she's settled in nicely. She took over Terra's old, empty, room." said Robin as he flipped through channels.
"She's learned a few words." said Raven as her and the girl came in.
"I have cookies, fresh out of the oven." said Cyborg, holding a plate.
"So what did you learn to say?" asked Jinx happily as the girl made a tower of cookies.
The little girl had changed a lot concedering the short time she's been there. Her hair was cut shoulder blade length and was shiney, instead of dull and raddy. He dress was replaced with a white sundress that Jinx had from when she was younger. She had also chosen a pair of sandals that she had found when helping Raven clean out her closet.
"Beast Boy." said the girl happily in a cooing voice.
"She was reading my diary. That's all she was able to read or she would be saying something else." said Raven, a small blush appearing on her face.
"You taught her to read?" asked Cyborg.
"No, but she seems to know a lot about my diary." said Raven, looking at Beast Boy.
"We where bored, it was there, and there was nothing on TV. I was twenty pages in when I realized it wasn't Starfire's notes." said Beast Boy as the little girl sat on his lap eatting cookies.
"She's a fast learner then." said Robin happily.
"Does that mean she'll be able to pick up on speaking soon?" asked Starfire.
"Not always, sometimes it takes a while to adapt. I mean what if she never heard much speaking before us. It could take up too a year for her to learn to speak as normal as we do." said Cyborg.
"No actually, I know a person who's nine month old sister, spoke like us. Well her voice was softer." said Robin.
"Beast Boy." said the girl pointing to a name in the book.
"Huh. . . . is that what you want to be called?" asked Beast Boy looking at it, getting a nod.
"Titania, how ironic." said Raven.
"You want to be called Titania." said Jinx, looking at the book.
"Well then Titania it is." said Robin, getting something to drink.
-TO BE CONTINUED-
MWAHAHAH! That plot twist was the cause of me writing this story. I thought it would bring Beast Boy and Raven closer together. Besides, it would do them good to learn how to take care of a child. Also my friends sister could speak in full sentence by nine months. I mean I had a full conversation with a small child. She likes to copy her sister. I especially think its totally cute when she rotates her head and says 'Don't go there girlfriend'. She loves her sister and actually misses her, more than her mom.
Anyways. . . THANKS FOR THE REVIEWS!
acosta pérez josé ramiro:
I wanted to do that, there fore causing more chaos to come. That sounds like a great idea, and very cute. Thank you, well this is my first teen titans fic and I'm so glade people like my randomness. As well as it's not really limited here like it is in others. Because Teen Tians is a very random show, thus I can go nuts. As well as love from views like you helps a lot.
Xxtwinkies555xX:
There's a topic in my story? I'm a designer, thus this also gives me time to work on my designs, rather than always drawing them. I've drawn Starfire's dress on deviantart, if you know this site my names Gothicthundra if you would like to see the dress.
Yeah the chibis left, sadly.
I will be having some come at a point, I don't know where yet. What about next chapter, that sounds about right.
Well he most likely will, but not right away, maybe around chapter 34 to 40, those are also the chapters that I think Star and Robin are getting married. It's ok, Peppy is good, that's how I write most of these stories, that and a strawberry parfet of something sweet or caffened. . . . like Mountain Dew. . . . . : runs to fridge to get ready for start of next chapter:
wolf of raven:
Probably at some point. . . .