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CHAPPIE # 13 FOR YOU WONDERFUL READERS! -cough cough- 396 people –cough cough LOL
When Elizabeth arrived at home, she went straight to her room and onto her laptop. Her back round was a picture of Will from when they took a picture in one of those little photo booths in the mall. The computer was slow and it took forever to load her windows, but it didn't matter, she could stare at Will's picture all day long. "Come on!" She yelled as the computer chewed up more of her time. When the stubborn thing finally did load all the way, Liz clicked on AOL. It took a while for the actual window to come up; now, she had to wait for all the little buttons and bars to appear. She groaned. Then, just as everything was on the screen and Liz was logged into her e-mails, the computer kicked her out! "Aaaahhh!" She screamed in frustration as she yanked at her long hair. From downstairs, she could hear her dad.
"Don't worry, Elizabeth! I'm coming! It's alright, my child!" He called as he ran up the stairs and through the door. "Alright, you scum, get your hands off my- Elizabeth?" He asked, seeing that she was doing nothing but sitting at her laptop.
"Yes?"
"You-I mean-I thought-What-Why did-oh never mind." Weatherby said as he left the room. When he left, Elizabeth tried to check her mail again, and it was packed! She had twelve reviews for her Lord of the Rings fan fiction, she had three e-mails from Jack, four from Ana, eight from Will, six from her twin sister Tally who was currently in Europe for a month, she had thirteen e-mails from people who needed her tutoring, one e-mail from her cousin Steve, and blimey fifteen posts of fan mail from Will Smith! Liz stared at her screen wide eyed. She has never ever had a total of fifty-six e-mails in one day!
"Holy skittles and good-for-nothing Tootsie Rolls! I just checked this thing yesterday! Why are you so full? My gosh!" She sighed and began to read and reply to her mail.
About one half hour later, Liz was done. Just as she was about to turn her computer off, it said, "You got mail." She ignored it. "You got more mail." She looked stunned at the screen. "You have to check this mail, Elizabeth." Liz was shocked. "Your mail box is full. Check it Elizabeth. Check it. Check it. Check it. Check it." The computer's voice sounded familiar now. Not like how normally sounded, it was the voice of the same guy who had pimples all over his face like pepperoni, braces, and huge glasses. "Hector B-Barbosa?" The screen changed from her mail to a picture of Barbosa; he was smiling and talking to her.
"Hello Elizabeth."
"What are you doing on my screen?"
"No reason. Just stopping by."
Liz rubbed her eyes to try and clear them. "Y-you're suppose to be dead! You died in a freak drunk driving car crash! What in the-?"
"Hahahahahaha! I'm not dead Lizzie."
"Yes you are."
"No I'm not."
"Yes you are."
"No I'm not."
"Yes you are."
"No I'm not."
"Yes you are."
"No! I'm! Not! Infinity to the 3rd power! So shut up!"
Liz was silent. She then added under her breath, "Yes you are."
"I heard that! And no I'm not! I'm not! I'm not! I'm not!"
"You are! You are! You are!"
"I'm not! I'm not! I'm not!"
"You are! You are! You are!"
"I'm not! I'm not! I'm not!"
"You're not! You're not! You're not!"
"I am! I am! I am!"
Elizabeth smiled triumphantly at how she so easily tricked her computer.
"Hey wait! I didn't-!" Before he could finish his protest, Elizabeth turned off the laptop, smiled, and fainted.
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The next time Elizabeth opened her eyes, she had four pairs of eyes looking down at her. When the four people saw her eyes open, they breathed a sigh of relief.
"Thank God you're alright." The man with wrinkles and gray hair said. He was the oldest out of the group.
"Yes. I'm fine, Dad. I just saw…something." She looked at the black screen of her laptop.
"What did you see?" The girl with long raven black hair, Mocha colored skin, and large brown eyes asked.
"Ana, you're gonna think I'm crazy, but I saw…Hector."
"Hector Williams? Hector Richards? Hector Tide? Hector who? We have a lot of Hectors at our school, love." The male with brown curly hair asked. He was the second youngest out of the group. Then he gasped. "Are you cheating on me?"
Elizabeth laughed. "No, Will, I'm not. I could never do that to you. But anyway, I saw Hector…Barbosa." There was a long silence amongst the group as the four people looked at Liz as though she was some psycho chick.
"Uh…Liz? Barbosa's dead." Said the last guy with black hair, the same as Ana's, and he appeared to be the third oldest of everyone.
"I know, Jack. It's just that…nothing, I must be going crazy."
"Hey! That's my job!" Said a new voice from the doorway. Everyone looked in the door's direction. The sight they saw made Elizabeth faint again.
"Will Smith?" Today just got worse.
Author's Note: Yup! Will's back. (gasp) What's he doing here? How did he get in Elizabeth's house! Why is he in Elizabeth's house! Nobody knows. Well, I do, so there. (sticks out tongue teasingly) You'll just have to wait and see what happens next. STAY TUNED FOR CHAPTER 14! Later my, loves!
P.S. Just so you know I changed my pen name. It's no longer going to be Shy Pirate Lass; it will be Anamaria's Lil' Sidekick. I just wanted you to know that so you won't be confused. Bye!
