LOZ: The Pyromaniac of Time Chapter3
Disclamer-The Fenox does not own Chrono Trigger the rights to Chrono Trigger are property of Square Enix
The Fenox-Can't you do any thing right that disclamer has absolutly nothing about Ninitendo owning Zelda and how I don't own Godzilla DBZ or any thing else worth owning. However if you wanted to see where that would be a decent disclamer would be relevent read my Cyrus trigger. Now That im done with the self promoting we get to discuss your punishment
Disclamer-how about you feed me subway I hate subs
The Fenox-I was thinking we heat the end of a needle and lightly tap your eyes so they boil pinprick by pinprick until we covered the entire eye...but I could go for some subs
Link and Co. had finaly made it to the town whoes name shall not be typted manly beacuse I forgot what it was called. the party tavelled to the gate from Hyrule to the Death Moutain gate but Link and his friends had not arive until the next day however they were in time to see a hungover town begain to wake up and go about it's buisness however drunk the citizens had been or as some were still"
Saria-hey link what happend to your shield
Link-rember when it was cold and I started a fire
Saria-you set your shiled on fire
Link-it was the only wood I could find
Saria-we camped next to a tree
Link-Don't wory I set that on fire too
Navi-why don't you just steal another shield
so link went to the store that sells shields and saw the passed out shopkeeper
Link-hey can I keep this sheild indicating a metal shield beacuse the shinieness excited him...thanks sir
as link went to leave the store he realized he needed to use the batroom very badly so he went to the store's bathroom were link found a half empty bottle of wisky some toilet papper and someand some tooth paste from with witch link made a crude moltov cocktail and went to go find his friends
Malon-Hey link look I found a chicken
Link-You live on a farm you think you would be used to chickens by now
Malon-Bu7 L1/\/K ! L0\/3 cH1/ 3nZ 7-3Y R 50 4\/\/50/\/\3
Link-what the hell did you say,screw it I got a game, malon throw the chicken
Malon threw the chicken and link pelted it with the moltov and the chicken was coverd in whisky
Ohhhh yea I forgot to light it
Link pulls a deku stick out off a nearby plothole and lit it on the town lantern then touches it to the chicken witch ignights and runs around town seting fire to every thing in town
Saria-Link you got to stop that chicken or it will destroy the town
Link-right im on it
runs off in the derection of Hrule
Navi-he's gonna get us all killed
Saria-Did you see the look in his eye something very stupid is about to happen
Malon-why did link do that to the chicken? does he not like chickens? Then i no longer like chickens ethi... OMFG IT'S GODZILLA
Saria-god you have to be the dumbst person i have ever met sombody should smack you beacuse y...
OHHHHH MY GOD IT IS GODZILLA
Link returns to town riding Godzilla he finds the chicken in the burning town then directs Godzilla to play hackysack with the chicken witch goes on for several minutes then Godzilla kickes the chiken infront of his face and nukes it with his lazer breat thing and then lets the chicken drop near the ground and punts it through a building on the other side of town and into the face of a villager and drops to the ground gathers his commposure and Crows and calls down rain of chickens on Godzilla but with link in control the chickens are all evaded or knocked away
Link-is that all you got Chicken
The Chicken is suddenly sorounded by by a glow of energy nearby rocks and people are lifted in the air as the chickens feathers grow golden then shortly afterwards his featers and wings grow rapidly
Link-Holy Shit! Super CHicke Three! Duck For Cover!
Link dives from Godzilla and hits and continues through the roof of a building
The Chicken flys at Godzilla and round house kickes Godzilla witch sends godzilla spinning in the air the chicken super dragon pecks Godzilla Sending him flying into the distance then shoots several energy blasts at Godzilla and watches the Hugenormus burning corpse hit the ground with a sicking thud. The Chicken then flys away into the noontime sun witch was so hot it fried the chicken who then droped to the ground and lands in a bucket
Spider guys-Link we need you to kill all the gold skultulas so we can become human again
Link-Spiders AHHHHHHH!
sets the building on fire and runs away until he meets Saria, Navi, and Malon
Saria-Hey link where did you find Godzilla
Link-At th Renta-Zilla Place in Hyrule, Listen guys today I set a town on fire, fought off a zillion angry chikens, stole a shield, found a plot hole, jumped through a building off of a Dragon, Killed Some Spider guys and watched the worlds cheapest knock off of Dragon Ball Z there ever was so I think my work here is done let's go meet the gorons.
end chapter
The Fenox-Will Link ever gather all the shines? Will Malon ever gain even the slightest bit of sanity? Will I ever stop shamelessly ripping off T.V. and Internet Comics? Probly not but find out in Chapter Four
Navi-It's about time there was a decent amount of fire in a chapter
The Fenox-I know
Pause for 3 seconds as nothing is said
Navi-Thats it,You know, no smart ass Comments no killing me fine then i'll tell you everything wrong with your story A. It Sucks B.The Writing style Is Bad C. Your spelling is pathetic at best D. You rarely come up with your own jokes E. The Jokes you steal Suck F. The few jokes you do make up are unfunny G. Your story is too plot oriented to be random and too tandom to be plot oriented H.you randomly capitalize I. you use l337 in the story at random intravals J. The L337 you do use is not correct K.Link seems to alternate from retarded to idiotic too some what intellegent L.though the story is supposed to be about link you spend alot of time with your character taliking M. Your discriptions of actions are horrible N. You have a stoner charecter who is rarley seen doing drugs O.there was only little bits of scatered fire untill this chapter P.I am hardly ever in this story Q. your way of showing actions i.e. the Blah thing is retarded R. you completly skipped the first dungeon S.Your personality for Malon is just several other peoples personality for Ruto moved to a different charecther T. The Owl and Deku tree are important to the plot however annoying they are U. Link traveles with charecters he should not be
V.For no reason the charecter goes where there suposed to for the continuation of the plot W. Your Disclamers are so bad you will probly be sued X.You use punctuation in sentences but never at the end Y. You are just an all around bad author Z. there is so much shit wrong with this story I made it through the entire alphabet
The Fenox-You done
Nav-Yes
The Fenox-read Chap 4