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"Will Smith! What in holy skittles and good-for-nothing tootsie rolls are you doing here?"
Will S. walked further into the room. "Now, now, Jackie-."
"NO! I've been called Jackman, Jackson, Jacqueline, and even Jackal. Please don't add to the list by calling me Jackie."
Will S. smiled. "Okay. But anywho, that was a rude greeting, my dear friend. Oh, by the way, I thought your phrase was 'holy skittles'. Where'd the whole 'tootsie rolls' thing come from?"
"Just something we added onto it. Now answer my question."
Will smiled stupidly and stared at each of the people in the room trying to act like he hadn't a clue what Jack was talking about. "Who we talkin' about?"
Weatherby piped up. "Don't play dumb, boy, answer the thick-headed boy's question!"
Liz was shocked. "Dad! I've never heard you talk to anyway like that."
"Thick-headed?" Jack asked.
"I'm sorry, my child, but this is the guy that you said was –GOOD GOD MAN! What happened to your head?" He said, noticing the decreasing swelling and bruises from his incident at school.
"Thick- headed?" Jack asked again.
"Dad! Stay on topic!"
"Thick- headed?"
"Oh yes, sorry. You told me that this boy is the one who was bothering you and your friends."
"Thick- headed?"
"I know, Dad, but it's just…I've never heard you talk like that. Just a little shocking is all."
"Thick- headed?"
Weatherby blushed. "I know, it was an accident though. I got a bit on the wild side there for a minute. Sorry, Will."
"Thick- headed?"
"Holy skittles and good-for-nothing tootsie rolls, Jack! Yes! You're a thick- headed, dare devil, trouble making, hard headed, bad influencing, loud mouthed, wild animal!"
Jack was silent for a moment and added under his breath so no one could hear, "Thick-headed?"
"Ok," Will S. interjected. "I'll tell how and why I'm here. How I got here was because your back door was ajar and I could hear panicked voices upstairs, so I went upstairs and found you all crowded around Liz. Why I'm here is because, even though I shouldn't, I'd like to invite you four to my pool party on Saturday. What do you say?"
"I don't know." Jack replied.
"Maybe." Will T. commented.
"I'll think about it." Ana answered.
"Let me get back to you once the national anthem stops playing on snare drums in my head." Liz said as she held a hand to her forehead to let everyone she had a headache. Everyone smiled at her comment. "On second thought, it might be fun and it could give me relaxation time from the torment my dad put me through for that whole food fight thing."
"What did he do?" Ana laughed.
"Well, it all started when the doorbell rang at around 3:30 PM…"
FLASHBACK
Weatherby Swann walked to the front door and opened it. He came face to face with his neighbor Skyla Walker and her twin boys, Jaylen and Dylan. Skyla was holding a large bag in one hand held out her other one for Mr. Swann to shake.
"Hello, Mr. Swann. I'm Skyla Walker from next door. Do you remember me?"
Weatherby took a minute to think before his face lighted up and he had a smile on his face. "Skyla! I remember you! It's so good to see you again. What can I do for you?"
Skyla smiled. "Well, I just got a phone call from my manager at work today and he told me that I needed to head to San Francisco for a conference. It was a last minute call, so I couldn't get hold of sitter and I was wondering if you would be so kind as to watch them for two days?" She smiled hopefully.
"Sure! I don't have anything to do today so it wouldn't be a problem at all, Mrs. Walker."
"Thank you so much, Mr. Swann! When I get back, I'll pay you in full and with interest. You have no idea how much this means to me! Thank you so much!"
"No prob. Skyla. Have fun on your trip." With that said, both Jaylen and Dylan ran into the house and threw there backpacks on the living room floor as they had a race to see who could get up the stairs fastest. Dylan won.
"Oh. And Weatherby? I need to warn you that they are very, very rowdy and they tend to be extremely wild at times. You may want to keep a sharp eye on anything that you treasure because they could break it-" There was crash of what sounded like glass. "at any given moment." Skyla finished.
"Thanks for the warning. I've got the perfect thing that can help with that. Have fun!" Then, Skyla left in her car.
"Oh Elizabeth!" Weatherby called. "Where are you, dear? I have something to tell you."
This is going to be way too much fun. Weatherby thought. A few seconds later, Elizabeth came downstairs with the two boys in her arms. Jaylen under one arm and Dylan under the other.
"Is this some type of joke?"
"No, my child, that is your punishment. I'm heading out for little fun with Mr. Turner, Mrs. Thompson, and Mrs. Sparrow. Watch them until I get back." He headed for the hallway closet and took out his leather coat.
"Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait" Elizabeth said in a rush as she ran to her father and ungracefully dropped the boys on the wooden floor with a loud THUD. "You want me to watch these two little demons while you go partying in a night club with my friends' parents? You've gotta be kidding me! I won't be alive by the time you get back! Either that or I'll be in blasted coma!"
Mr. Swann smiled and continued his way towards the glass door. "I'm sure you can work something out. Good luck!" With that said, he left the house and got in his Honda. Once his car was out of site, Elizabeth turned back to look at the twins who were currently staring at her with evil grins on their faces. They looked at each other and nodded to one another before charging towards Liz.
"What are you-" The boys pushed her down on the floor and started jumping on her like she was a trampoline. "Get off of me you heathens!"
"No! No! No! No! No!" The two chanted in unison. "Never!"
Liz was fed up and in pain so she simply knocked them over and stood up.
"Now listen you two. None of that is going down in this crib and neither one of you are gonna act like lil' trolls up in my heezy. You dig it?"
The boys just stared at her. Jaylen spoke up. "What in the world does that mean?" Elizabeth sighed.
"It means that you are going to behave and act like good little boys. Sorry about the slang, I've been hanging around my friend Anamaria for too long. Stuff like that wares off on you if you're acquainted with her for six years straight."
Without even bothering to comment to the teenage girl, the two boys ran past her and all around the house. Elizabeth chased after them.
"Get back here! Stop running!" She continued to chase them.
"No!" Jaylen screamed.
"Catch me if you can, Grandma!" Cried Dylan.
"Grandma?" Liz screeched. "I'll show you a grandma you little bug-eyed creep! Get back here!" When she found the two boys. Jaylen was on his hands and knees while Dylan stood on his back and tried to get the picture of Will T. that hung on her bedroom wall.
"Dylan, hurry up before Elizabeth gets in here! You weigh the size of an elephant man! When was the last time you ate? One millisecond ago?" His arms were shaking.
"Shut up, Jaylen. I almost…got it!" The boy said triumphantly as he took the picture off the wall.
"Not quite. Put the picture down." Liz commanded from the doorway.
Jaylen, forgetting that his brother was on his back, got up off the ground and went to go knock Liz over. Dylan fell on the hard floor.
"OW! Jaylen you dummy! I was still on your back you know." The youngest out of the twins commented.
"Really? I would have never known seeing as your enormousweight probably made my back go numb! I forgot you were there!"
"Why you little!" They began to fight. Liz broke it up.
"Hey, hey, hey. You shouldn't be fighting each other, you should be-"
"Beating on you and flushing this picture down the toilet." Dylan said.
"Yep." The two rascals left the room with the picture of Will and ran straight for the bathroom.
"Stop!" Liz commanded as she ran after them.
"One more step and this guy gets to experience the wonderful world of toilet town." Jaylen said as soon as they got to their destination.
"You wouldn't dare." She glared.
"Try me, princess." Jaylen glared back.
Elizabeth, knowing that these two boys were absolutely serious, sighed in defeat and said, "What do you want me to do?"
Dylan and Jaylen shared a grin before Dylan commented. "We have three things we want you to do to. After you've done all of them, you get the picture back. Got it?"
Liz nodded.
"Good. Your first task is to dress up in frilly girly clothes so that way you look like a little girl's doll, go out the front door, and sing 'The Wheels On The Bus' song."
Liz groaned in agony. "Fine. Gimme a sec."
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A few minutes later, Elizabeth walked out the front door wearing a frilly red dress that had white bunnies all over the skirt, white stockings, and shiny black shoes. She had a lot of white powder on her face that almost made her look like a ghost, her cheeks had a lot of red-pink blush on them, her lips were glittering and red. It made look like her mouth was bleeding. She also had her hair curled and in two pigtails that hung over her shoulders. The boys gave her a microphone and hooked it up to the karaoke machine. Dylan pressed the 'play' button and the music came on, Elizabeth sang:
"The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round, 'round and 'round, 'round and 'round. The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round, all through the town."
"Louder!" Jaylen commanded.
"The babies on the bus go waaa, waaa, waaa. Waaa, waaa, waaa. Waaa, waaa, waaa. The babies on the bus go waaa, waaa, waaa, all through the town."
"LOUDER!" Dylan ordered.
"The mommies on the bus go sh, sh, sh. Sh, sh, sh. Sh, sh, sh. The mommies on the bus go sh, sh, sh, all through the town!"
"Ok, OK! Stop! I've heard enough! Time for task two." Liz and the boys went back inside.
"What now?" Liz asked from her room where she was changing back into her normal clothes.
"Next, I want you to drink a beat-spinach shake."
"Ew! No way! You're never going to get me to do that!" Liz said after she entered the room where the boys were. She looked like Elizabeth Swann again instead of a possessed doll.
Dylan sighed. "Well, I guess this guy can just have a nice little dip in the sewers after I flush him. Don't worry though, I'm sure he'll send you a post card and introduce you to his rat buddies." He lifted the seat up.
"Wait! I'll do it."
"Score!" The boys said in unison. They all went downstairs. Once they were in the large kitchen, Liz took out the blender, a bowl of beats, and a can of spinach. She loaded the two ingredients into the blender, pressed the on button, and watched the substance change into a brownish-green liquid. She grimaced before taking out a glass cup, pouring the liquid, and taking a long drink. Once the glass was empty, Liz slammed the glass down, ran towards the trashcan, and gagged.
"That was," Out came the shake. "disgusting."
"No, that was wicked!" Jaylen commented. The two boys gave each other a high five and told Liz her final task.
"Now, Elizabeth, here is your final task before I give you your picture back. I want you to call that friend of yours, Jack Sparrow I think his name was, and tell him you think he's the most gorgeous person you have ever seen."
If Elizabeth wasn't sick from her shake, she was absolutely turned inside out by now.
"NO! You've gone too far. I'll never ever do it. No matter how much you torture me. I'll do anything else, but not this."
Jaylen laughed. "Well, since you don't like this, it will only make it more interesting after you call your little boyfriend and tell him that we flushed his picture of him at your prom down the toilet, all because you didn't want to do a simple prank call. Mm-mm-mm. I thought you were better than that, Lizzie. Oh well. It was fun while it lasted. C'mon, Dylan, this pic is going bye-bye."
"I'll do it! Man you two are evil! I could just trample you right now!"
"Lizzie, dear, getting feisty are we?" Dylan wiggled his eyebrows. "Me likey."
"EW! Just give me the phone." When Liz had the phone in her grasp she dialed Jack's number.
"Hello?" It was Jack.
"H-Hi, Jack?"
"Hey, Liz, what's up?"
"I have t-to tell you something."
"Spill."
Liz looked at the two boys who were on the other phone, listening to the conversation with evil grins. She took a deep breath and said, "I-I think you're the most go-go-gorgeous person I've ever seen. Bye." She hung up in his face and looked at the Jaylen and Dylan who were rolling on the floor with laughter. Liz snatched the picture of Will from Dylan.
"Shut-up, both of you, you giant immature babies!" Both boys stopped laughing at looked at Liz with horror stricken eyes.
"Y-you said the 'S' word and the 'B' word. I'm telling your daddy!" Jaylen said, meanwhile, Dylan was jumping on Liz and holding her arms so she couldn't get to the phone.
"Hello, Mr. Swann? It' me Jaylen. I just wanted to let you know that Elizabeth said the 'S' word and called Dylan and me the 'B' word. Uh-huh, okay, I'll tell her. Bye, Mr. Swann." He hung up the phone.
"Liz, your dad said get ready." Elizabeth was furious. She pushed Dylan off of her and ran after them. That's when the door opened and Weatherby walked in with a very displeased look on his face.
"Elizabeth Mercedes Swann!"
END FLASHBACK"…and you can basically guess what happens after that. I get in trouble, I'm grounded, I go find Dad and tell him what I really said, he apologizes, and I'm not grounded anymore. The end."
"So that explains your little phone call. After you hung up, I was stunned silent for a while and ended up going to bed feeling awkward. Thanks, Liz, I had a very peaceful sleep."
She chuckled. "Sorry, Jack." Elizabeth looked back up at Will S. and smiled. "Yes, Will, I'll come to your party. Day, time, and place please?"
"Saturday, 1:00 PM, my house on 1808 Powder Springs Road. See you guys later!" They all said their good-byes, got Liz a cup of water, and continued their discussion further.
Author's Note:There. I hope you enjoyed that chappie; my fingers hurt like I don't know what right now. This chapter is for all of you who wanted to know Liz's punishment. Please leave a review my peeps!