Legend Of Zelda:Pyromaniac Of Time Chapter 5
Disclaimer-The Fenox does not own the legend of Zelda…….He wait a minute
The Fenox- What why did you stop you were doing so good
What-what happened to chapter 4
The Fenox-we skipped it
You-you cant just skip a chapter people might get confused or missed something vital to the story
The Fenox- were going through one of my chapters nothing important ever happens and the 4 chapter had even less happen
Are-are you sure
The Fenox-yes nothing Significant happened in the last chapter now on to the story
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Link had finally made it up death mountain and into the goron city thing feeling that the most signifiagant thing ever to happen to him ever had just happened in the last chapter and that anyone who missed was S.O.L. and since everyone knows sol is Spanish for sun we can safely say that link is a moron
Link-Come on everyone lets go talk to the big stupid rock things
Malon-I cant believe link gets to call something stupid.
Link-Malon your not speaking L337 you have spaces in your words and you even have punctuation OMFG your smart what happened
Malon-link you were there remember last chapter when the……….A large drunken goron rolls over Malon at 90 mph witch was 83mph over the speed limit so a police goron following the drunken goron run Malon over also causing sever brain trauma…owmyheadhurts.
Link-noooooooo! Malon is speaking stupid again she's lost all her mighty brain power
Malon-actualylinkijustlosttheabilitytoputspacesinmywordsimstillintellegent.
Link-no the woman I loved ran over by a drunken goron and killed I shall get my revenge
Saria-link when did you find out they were called gorons
Link-just a minute a go I looked it up in the strategy guide
Saria-when did you get a strategy guide
Link-last chapter remember
Saria-so they just had a strategy out in the middle of nowhere
Link-why don't you read chapter 4 and find out
Saria-ok, so where do we go now
Link-how the hell should I know
Saria-read the strategy guide
Link-ummm I cant
Saria-why
Link-I am illiterate
Saria-you don't even know what that means what did you do
Link-well I set it on fire and it got hot so I threw it and it landed in the giant jug thing
Saria well why don't you go and get it
Link everyone hold on to me were going to fly inside the jug
Malon-No!dumbassyoucantflyyouarejustgoingtogetusallkilled.
Link-you too Malon come-on lets go
link grabs Malon and Saria and jumps from the top level of the city
Saria-navi why did you let him talk me into this your supposed to be his voice of reason
Navi-you guys never listen to me so now your going to suffer a painful death plus Saria I will never forgive you for what you did to me in the last chapter now die bitch die MWAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhAhAH
Saria-spaz much
Navi-sorry fairies have short tempers
Saria-what happened to my fairy anyway
Navi-we sacrificed him to the goat last chapter remember
Saria-ohh yeah
and so they plummeted to there almost certain doom however link having stuffed in shoes with rocks in the last chapter fell the fastest and landed on the squishy nothingness of his head saved him and Then he provided Saria and Malon with a cushion saving there lives and navi just kind of flew down because she has wings where a fat goron complained about how much his life sucked
BFG-I hate my life I wish some one can play a song on their ocarina to cheer me up
Saria-link play a song on the ocarina I gave you
Link-about that I don't..
Saria- if you set the ocarina on fire too then ill…
Link-no its not that I just never learned any songs
Saria-none at all not even last chapter
Link-no
Saria-well I do know one song I can sing
Link-go for it
Saria-(to the tune of Saria's song) talk with elves, talk with elves you can talk with elves if you play this song do do dodo
BFG-I LOVDED YOUR SONG WOOOOOT IM GONNA DANCE!
dances about like an idot.
Why don't you go in the volcano place and get the red shiny
Link-OK!
bunch stuff happens and they enter the dungeon
Link-look at all the lava lava lava lava….
Saria-oh shit he's having a flashback what the hell does he remember this time
Link-I had a flash back to last chapter I know what I have to do
I must
Navi-ooohhh shit I never should have told him that joke
Link runs into the heart of the volcano stabbing anything in his way doubling back stabbing Malon then running off again
Saria-so how long do you think hens goanna be
Malon-doyouthinkigiveashitthatbasrtardjuststabbedmeihopethebossmonsterkillshim!
Link; far away from everyone else Die boss monster thingy
suddenly the hole volcano begins to shake and a lava flow chases Saria navi and a injured Malon all the way to the boss room where link is standing
Link-lava lava must kill lava link stabs the lava witch instantly cools turning into pumice now to exit the dungeon
Saria-how do we get out the exit is blocked off
Link-ohh its simple I simply eat the still beating heart of the boss and step into the blue light thing
link eats the heart and enters the blue light wohooooooo I flying I told you I can owww link's head hit's the ceiling the blue light lowers him and rises him up faster and faster until he breaks through the ceiling and every one else enters the light and are gently taken to there destination
BFG-you turned off all the lava now how will I make hot cocoa you jack ass
Link-but navi said fire was bad
Navi-in some cases link fire is good
Link-what ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
runs into the volcano an eruption ensues witch is some how directed at the gorons bomb flower fields causing massive death and destruction a blue light shimmers next to Saria and Link appears
Link-Lets get out of here
End chapter 5
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Navi- I cant believe you skipped a chapter
The Fenox-why
Navi-because each chapter is important in its own way and now people will be missing part of the story
The Fenox-no I mean what would make you think I wouldn't skip a chapter
Navi-ummmm I hate you