I LOVE YOU ONE AND ALL:

SpAzZzZzAtTaCk- Heehee! Your toe is growing? That was random and weird, mate, RANDOM AND WEIRD! LOL Yes, Dylan and Jaylen both need to die for what they did to poor Lizzie! gets out bazooka RUN BOYS! fires bazooka Darn, I MISSED! LOL I am also a fan of wizards and pirates as well, although, I liked the first few movies but I wasn't really a fan of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. It was…all right, I'm pretty sure it could have done fine without all the little romance snippets. shrugs Oh well, that's just my opinion. You like rum? I've never had rum in my whole 13-year-old life! I just gave that to people b/c I figured that's what people would want since that's what was basically the only drink they managed to inform us about! LOL Anyways, thanks so much for reviewing and trying to let me know what you thought about a few of the chapters. It means so much to me, knowing that there is someone else reading this story and had enough love in them to review! LOL

Blackmagic365- giggles It's okay that you didn't know that I updated. I still love ye! I know, I know. PARENTS! Gah! What's up with them? My parents are trying to find me a hobby b/c they think I stay on the internet too much. Only because I love to read and write fan fiction though! I mean, if these stories were published in books and sold in the local Borders store, I'd definitely be buying your story and all the others that are so blasted interesting! Heehee. Oh, I know the whole "Barbosa on Elizabeth's screen" was a little off, but I hope this chapter clears that little confusion up. Enjoy!

Williz- Yay! My WillElizabeth idol has reviewed yet again! I'm super duper quadruple happy! LOL I think I've already sent you a review reply on how much I love you and your so easily tickled funny bone! LOL Once again, I say muchas gracias mi amiga! Hasta luego! Oh! Tell me if you don't know what that means, but I think you told me that you take a Spanish course; I DO TOO! I know extremely little about it b/c I'm only in my first year. Thanks again!

Rockyrelay- giggle I know, I loved Elizabeth's punishment as well. IT TOOK ME ABOUT ALMOST A HALF HOUR TO GET IT TYPED BECAUSE I KEPT LAUGHING IN BETWEEN! LOL thanks for the awesome review and thanks for rooting for me; I'M PUMPED NOW! giggle

Madame Opera Ghost- I'm so glad you liked the chappie; I HAD FUN WRITING IT! I'm also glad that you enjoyed the phone call to Jack, I could barely get it typed b/c I kept laughing at the images that flashed through my head due to what they would look like if that actually happened! giggle Keep reviewing please! Love ye!

Harry Potter's Elf Friend- Glad you loved chapter 14. I enjoyed typing it actually! Yes indeed, Elizabeth's punishment was indeed funny; IT TOOK ME FOREVER TO TYPE IT B/C I KEPT CRACKING UP IN BETWEEN! Heehee. Ta! Oh, just a little hint, hint about Will's party. It will definitely not be all dips, chips, soda, music, and fun, fun, funnies! But it will involve a lot of major Will T. and Will S. neck-to-neck action. Quarrels and a lot of 'Yo Mamma' jokes. Stay tuned mate!

Here is chapter 15, dedicated to Williz, as I told her before!

Weatherby Swann took Elizabeth to the doctor's office the next day; he was worried about her little encounter with Barbossa. Together they sat in the waiting room as they waited to be called.

"So, Elizabeth, how did this whole 'Hector is on my laptop' start?" Weatherby asked.

"Well, it actually started after I left Anamaria's house. I ran straight up to my room, as you know, checked my e-mails, and that's when I saw him." She explained.

He nodded. "Tell me, Liz, did Will tell you what happened to him because of the food fight at your school?"

Elizabeth looked up at him, interested as to what he was about to say. "No, he didn't"

Weatherby smiled. "Good, because I want to tell you." He was excited to get this out of his system. "Well, it all started when young William Turner got home…"

FLASHBACK

Will Turner got out of his car and headed to the front door of the Turner household. Just as he was about to open the door, there was a mob of fifteen-year-old girls running towards him and they were screaming like there was no tomorrow.

"ORLANDO BLOOM! I LOVE YOU!" One of the Brunette's named Karen screeched. She was at the front of the group as they all ran over to him. Will, was shocked and confused for a second before he decided to run for it. The girls continued to scream and run as Will continued to flee for his life.

"ORLI, STOP RUNNING, MY LOVE!" A blonde screamed. Will looked back to see how close they were and they weren't that far behind, until…OOPS! Will tripped over a nearby bench and fell onto the soggy grass. His eyes closed for a minute before he reopened them again. The leader, Karen, was gaining fast! Turner got off the ground as fast as he could and ran again.

"Stop chasing me you psycho chicks! I'm not Orlando Bloom! My name is…"

"ORLANDO, LOVE, COME BACK TO ME!" Karen yelled before looking back at the other girls. "Come on girls! He's getting away! ORLI GIRLS UNITE!" They then did some sort of weird fan girl code-type thing before running faster and faster. Will's eyes widened as he tried to quicken his pace.

"Orlando! Watch out before you…!" Karen tried to warn. Will wasn't paying attention though; he was too busy trying to get away from the crazed bunch. That's when his foot got caught in a nearby ditch and he fell face first into a fresh pile of dog feces. He lifted his head out of the soft pile, looked back at the girls who were about five feet away from him, and he smiled at them. His teeth were no longer their usual pearly white beauties, but they were now colored brown.

The girls immediately stopped and went wide-eyed. "EWWW!" They screamed in unison. For a second, Will felt very triumphant. That is before he saw that they had smiles on their face again and they Karen was the first to run for him.

"Oh, Orli, I don't care how you look! WE LOVE YOU!" Karen took out a pen, paper, and a camera as she headed over to him.

"Will?" A female voice questioned from above him.

Will looked up to see that it was Anamaria looking down at him in pure confusion. "Thank God you're here, Ana, I really need your help."

"Zoë Saldana!" One of the blondes gasped. "Oh my gosh! Where are all these people coming from?" She questioned blue eyes alight in amazement.

Ana was absolutely lost now. "Zoë Saldana is my favorite actress too, but my name is Anamaria Thompson."

Karen was the first to get over her shock. "Come on, girls, let's get them before they get away!" With that said, Karen and the other girls tackled both Will and Ana.

"Hey! This isn't Orlando Bloom or Zoë Saldana! They're imposters!" Karen announced. "Get them!"

Will and Ana got up off the ground and ran for their lives. Anamaria was a little dirty, but Will looked messed up from head to toe. On their journey to head back home, they both went through horrid obstacles they went from running into trees, all the way up to falling into the lakes. By the time they did arrive to their destination, William Turner Senior was at the front door…grinning?

"Wow, you actually did survive." William Turner Senior said. "Brittany, I want my five dollars!" He called back into the house. A little while later, a fourteen-year-old girl with long curly brown hair came outside with a giant pout on her face.

"Man, Will!" His sister whined. "You were supposed to come home with lipstick kiss marks all over your face, ripped clothes, and be absolutely dirty! You got the ripped clothes and dirty look down, where are the kisses?"

Karen came up from behind Anamaria and looked at Will with a smile. "I couldn't do it because he was running too fast. But I'll be glad to do it now."

Will hid behind Anamaria, who stepped aside, and Karen knocked Will over. Kissing his forehead, nose, cheeks, and chin. When Will was able to stand back up, he had marks all over his face.

Brittany giggled and looked back up at their dad. "Do I get my five dollars back now?"

William Turner Senior just laughed before heading back inside.

"No way." Will Jr. said. "You two actually bet on this?"

"Yep! We sure did, dear brother. Now…" Brittany didn't get to finish because Will picked tackled her and they began to fight. Anamaria giggled and then headed home to clean herself up while Will and Brittany began to pull each other's hair out, literally. Karen simply stood there and watched. She would remember this day for the rest of her life, as long as her friend Brittany didn't get into too much trouble with Will, Karen did not doubt that this was the last time she would get to have this much fun with William Turner.

END FLASHBACK

"Oh my gosh! I wish I could have been there!"

"Well, you probably could have seen it if you weren't so busy getting tortured by Dylan and Jaylen."

Elizabeth shuddered. "Blegh; the heathens. That's considered child abuse you know."

"Ah, but you're not a child."

"True. Well, then, that's considered teen abuse then. I outta sue you for that." She joked and they both laughed until

"Elizabeth Swann!" One of the secretaries called. "The doctor will see you now." Elizabeth and Weatherby got off of the hard chair and went into room 197 where Dr. Mendel was suppose to check Liz.

Author's Note: Well, there's a nice treat for you. I had actually planned on updating on the 22 of December, but I didn't feel right by letting you wait long. Plus, I need to get this story finished so I can post the sequel to it. Does anyone have any ideas for chapter sixteen? I'M DESPERATE BECAUSE I HAVE BLED MY BRAIN DRY OF IDEAS FOR THIS FIC! Help me please.

P.S. Williz, do you actually have to spend money to be a member of that 'My Space' thing? I saw it in your homepage and I wanted to create one of my own; but the problem is is that my parents don't want me to spend money on something like that. So, I was wondering if it really is free. That's what it said when I tried to check it out. LET ME KNOW!

Cya next chappie!