Apology Note: I know I updated too fast and I didn't give my reviewers enough time to review, but I REALLY need to get these chapters posted so I can get the sequel up sometime soon.

Reviewers:

Halo.at.Heart- Yay! A new reviewer! (throws a new reviewer party) Ok, parties over; EVCERYBODY OUT! LOL Anyways, I'm glad you love my story so much. Makes me super happy it does! Also, I'm extremely glad that I made u laugh so hard that you fell out of your chair. Hope you like this chappie!

Williz- I saw King Kong too! Amazingly, it made me cry. NEVER has a movie EVER made me cry. LOL So glad you still think this fic is funny, even though the last chapter was dull and pointless. And I STILL can't find my freakin' notebook! (grumble, grumble)

Ok, this chapter was inspired by the one of my reviewers namedFreak and Proud Thanks so much, lass! Your idea had me ROLLING with laughter. Enjoy!

"Jack, what colors did they say not to get?" Will asked his friend as they checked out all the female swim suits.

"Uh…they said no red, yellow, green, or blue. I don't know I wasn't paying attention; I was too busy looking at the limo that was pulling in."

"Me too." They both shrugged. "I guess they said no red, yellow, green, or blue. At first I thought they said no pink or anything."

Jack snorted. "What girl doesn't like the color pink?"

"The fag at school." Will said as they both fell into fits of uncontrollable laughter and then they continued to examine the women's swim wear so they could find the right size. On the other side of the rack, there were two elderly women watching with shocked expressions as they watched the two males check out the suits. They also noticed that the two boys were holding purses and female hair care products.

"Do you think this'll fit?" The guy with curly brown hair asked. The two women had an even more shocked expression on.

"I don't know it looks a little tight; it may be hard to take off never mind putting it on." The black haired man said as the women stood there with their mouths agape.

"Ok, how about this one. It's hot."

"Yeah."

"Um, excuse me?" One of the old ladies asked the boys.

"Yes?" The guy with black hair answered.

"Uh…we don't mean to be all in your business but…"

"What?" He asked confused.

"Are you two…gay?"

The guy with curly brown hair sputtered his Vanilla Coke out in absolute appall; sending the soda flying from his mouth and onto one of the elders. "WHAT?" He shouted.

"Why in holy skittles do you think that?" The tan man asked, equally as loud. But the ladies just shook their heads at them in disgust before exiting the store, leaving a shocked Will Turner and Jack Sparrow to watch their disappearing figures leave and then they headed to the front desk to pay for their items.

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Jack and Will both walked towards Will Smith's house with terrified expressions on their faces. It may have been because Will S. would probably do something stupid to get them all in trouble, or, it may be because Liz and Ana were walking behind them, glaring so hard at the back of their heads that it could probably burn through their skulls like acid could go through metal. "Look, girls, we're-" Will tried.

"SHUT-UP AND KEEP WALKING!" Both girls snapped at the same time and Turner immediately sealed his mouth shut like a zip lock bag. All four of them walked up to the yellow colored house and Jack rang the bell. Then, from what seemed like an eternity, the door finally opened and revealed Will Smith himself.

"Hey guys, and gals, welcome to my paarrttaayy!" He welcomed, "Come on in and join the fun!" The two boys walked in with the glaring girls at their heels. Will S, as curious as he was, pulled Jack aside and asked, "Uh…Jack…what's wrong with Liz and Ana?" And Jack gulped.

"You'll see when we go out back." Will S. nodded and led them to the pool area.

Once outback, Will T's eyes widened in amazement. "Whoa, now that is what you call a pool party."

In Smith's backyard, there was a huge pool that was bordered by a long lazy river. (a/n: let me know if u don't know what that is) Both pool and lazy river were both implanted in the cobblestone ground, there was a playing fountain, he had a hot dog machine and a soda machine leaning against the wall, two hot tubs, and he had a live band. Wait a minute……no he didn't……..who is that band? No way….IT'S GREEN DAY! Jack, Ana, Liz, and Will T's mouth fell to the ground while Will S. grinned at their expressions.

"So? Whatcha think?" Will's only answer was having the four of them run off to find somewhere to put their things. Before Sparrow could go anywhere, he was stopped by Will S, who asked him, "Ok, we're in the back. That still doesn't explain to me why Liz and Ana were glaring at you and Will."

"Oh?" He said nervously. "You'll see in a little while." He gulped as Ana took off her flip-flops and her jewelry. She was just about to take off her oversized white shirt, when all of a sudden she stopped and turned to face Jack with lightning striking in her eyes. "Oh mercy." Sparrow said under his breath as Ana charged after him. "ANA I'M SORRY! I FORGOT! I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY, I'M-" The rest of his desperate apology was cut short because Ana tripped him and he fell in the pool with a loud SPLASH while Anamaria stood by the edge and looked down at him with a triumphant laugh. "Serves you right, Sparrow!" She called down to him and then walked away.

Liz took off her sandals, shorts, and shirt and revealed her bathing suit. It was definitely not what she asked Will to get for her. It was a frilly pink two piece with little princess ponies on the top and bottom. The top was a halter and the bottom was a skirt that fluffed out almost like an umbrella. She glared coldly at Will and pushed him into the lazy river just as a fat kid was going by, and not knowing that Will was down there, he stepped on Turners in his quest to chase some blonde chick and Liz giggled with amusement as Will came up gasping for air before she scurried off with Ana towards the fountain.

Unlike Elizabeth, Ana wore a rainbow two piece that was equally as frilly as Liz's, but Ana's didn't have princess ponies on them, instead, her suit was showered with smiling butterflies and grinning flowers. Compared to everyone else at the party, Liz and Ana looked like they were two four-year-old girls who just ran away a Barney themed birthday party. It was definitely not going to be a good day.

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"Everyone look up here!" Shouted a voice from the high dive. Everybody looked up and saw a tan man with long brown/black hair standing on the diving board like he was the king of the world or something. "I am here to inform you, little people, that I have successfully commandeered this diving board and no one is allowed on it or else they will be walking the plank, heading down to Davvy Jones' Locker, well technically it's called Will Smith's Locker, and they will have a nice little swim with the fish! No, fishes, no, fish, no it's fishes, no it's fish-"

"It's 'they'll have a nice little swim with the fishes, you twit'!" Cried the voice of a red head kid.

"Thank you! They'll 'ave a nice lil' swim wit' de fishes, savvy!"

"Jack, you idiot, what do you think you're doing!" Shouted the voice of Will T.

"Well, Mr. Turner, I've changed me mind."

"About what! And stop talking like that; it makes you sound illiterate."

"A) Some people all ready think I'm illiterate, B) I no longer want to be known asa high school student, and C) I'll talk however I blimey please! Ye wanna know why!"

"Why!"

He smirked before answering, "Because, Whelp, I'm Captain Jack Sparrow, savvy!"

Author's Note: I know that was an awful place to leave off, but I had to cut it there so I can keep you a little anxious. Don't be disappointed, the party ain't over 'till the fat lady sings. Well, actually until Green Day sings. BUT YOU GET MY POINT! There's a part two and maybe a part three to this party and then this story is over. But I swear by the hairs on Jack's chinny-chin-chin that there will probably be two sequels; SO DON'T GET SAD, GET GLAD! Oh wait; this is a story, not a commercial. (blushes)