Love you, love me more, and love reviewers most:
Williz- LOL I'm so glad you liked the old lady/gay part. I find it a lil' funny myself! Wait…of course I found it funny or else I wouldn't have typed it in the first place! Man I can be so slow at times. (shifty eyes) Oops, I'm talking to myself again: NOT GOOD! LOL Oh, the whole thing with Liz making Will wear Speedo's was hilarious, lass. HI-LA-RI-US! Omg, the images! THE IMAGES! Hahahahaha!
Piratelass332- Well, pirate, to tell you the truth, I've NEVER heard of a single song by Green Day. I couldn't think of any other band group because I was having a war with myself on deciding who should perform. So, then, I just randomly picked the name of a band off the top of my head, and they just so happen to be Green Day. LOL I know, I'm a little wacky. (blush)
Harry Potter's Elf Friend- You'd like to go to a party like that? ME TOO! I find Will Smith to be wild at times, no, ALL the time on "Fresh Prince of Bellaire" and I just HAD to give him the best party. Btw, I love your story, it's awesome!
SpAzZzZzAtTaCk- I don't think I've told you this before, but, I LOVE the way your penname is spelled. It's all…spazzed out! LOL Anyways, your review for chapter 16 was very similar to MY face, except I think my face is dying about a MILLION deaths…but it is slowly coming back to life. (church choir sings Hallelujah) LOL I know how you feel about the whole killing your Science teacher thing. Except I want my math HOMEWORK to die. (takes out chainsaw) VROOM! VROOM! Die, math, die! (shreds homework with chainsaw) Muahahahahaha! (choke) Muahahahaha!
Rockyrelay- Haha! It seems like almost EVERYONE likes the whole old ladies/gay thing was a little funny. LOL Aw, your compliment in your review for chapter 16 made me feel all fuzzy inside. Thanks, Rocky, you rock. HEY! Get it? ROCKY you ROCK! Hahahaha. (blush) Ok…maybe that WAS lame. (blushes harder)
Blackmagic365- OMG! First I made you almost DIE and now I made you almost CRY! LOL What's up with me these days? Uh…if I DO kill you with this humor, would your parents sue me? (cowers behind my parents) I'm scared. LOL Just kidding. I'm sooooooo glad that you're so in love with this fic. To tell you the truth, this story was posted by accident. (shifty eyes) I wasn't suppose to post this because I had an Action/Adventure story that was going to go up but I put this up instead off the top of my head. I had planned on erasing it when I got home from school the next day, but because of the outstanding reviews I got from you and the others, I continued on. GIVE YOURSELF A ROUND OF APPLAUSE! Thanks so much!
Maurauder4ever- I'm glad you love this story, mate, so here is chapter 18 just for you. Enjoy!
Halo.at.Heart- First of all, let me just say that I LOVE your penname! It's very…what's the word I'm looking for…um…hold on a sec…DRAT! I CAN'T REMEMBER WHAT I WAS GOING TO SAY! If I remember, I'll tell you in a review reply. And second of all, I don't know how you're doing this, but somehow you are figuring out the next chapter to the story without me even posting it yet! Spooky. LOL Anyways, here is the chapter that you predicted about in your review!
Stealingseamonkeys- (gasp) You steal sea monkeys? HOW COULD YOU! Well, I actually don't know WHAT a sea monkey is…but I have a pretty good guess that it's an animal, and therefore, I can't BELIEVE you stole them! I love animals. LOL Just kidding; I know you probably don't steal them. I just wanted to pull your leg since your penname IS 'stealingseamonkeys'. LOL Anyways, your review made me smile very widely. I've never really had anyone say my story was wicked before! Well…I did have one person. Anywho, I'm glad you enjoy this. I HOPE I DON'T LET YOU DOWN IN THIS CHAPTER!
Freak and Proud- You know what? I outta change my penname to Dork and Proud since I'm in orchestra AND because I'm so blimey random all the time. LOL Anyways, I agree with you on the whole "men shouldn't buy clothes for women" thing. I AGREE 150 PERCENT! If they do, they'll probably make their wife/daughter/niece/cousin/grandmother/friend/aunt or whoever she may be, look somewhat like Bozo the Clown since they are probably color blind when it comes down to shopping. LOL And I'm glad I made you happy because I used your idea. It really made me crack up so I just HAD to use it. I hope you like this chapter!
HERE BE CHAPTER EIGHTEEN MATEYS, ARRRRR!
"You're who!" Will T. shouted.
Jack rolled his dark brown eyes before muttering under his breath, "And they call me fool." Then he shouted down to Turner, "I SAID THAT I'M CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW, SAVVY!"
For a minute, Will just stood there, staring up at his friend who was just staring back. "Jack, I know you're a little different, and I understand that…but…I was wondering; do you need therapy?" Jack rolled his eyes again.
"No, fool!" He shouted. "Now go play atthe li'l party an' stay off o' me ship!" Then, he sat down on the board and sang quietly to himself, "We're devils, we're black sheep, we're really bad eggs; drink up me hearties yo ho. Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me……"
Down on the ground, Will T. shook his head in disbelief before joining the other people at Will Smith's party.
"Hey, Ana?" Elizabeth whispered to her friend.
"Yeah?" She answered back as they stood by a nearby palm tree to talk.
"You do know we have to get them back, right?"
Ana chuckled. "I'm way ahead of you there, Liz. Here are the torture tools." She picked up her bag that she brought with her and took out some scissors, pink colored hair dye, a pair of black tights, and a cell phone.
Liz looked confused and Ana chuckled again. "I got these things from Smith. He-"
"Smith?"
"Will."
Liz nodded.
"He use to do ballet, that's why we have the tights. Now, here's what we're gonna do…"
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Will Turner was swimming around in the six feet deep water when someone called his name. He turned around and came face-to-face with Elizabeth; he smiled.
"Hey, love."
She smiled back. "William? You do know that the swim suit that you picked out for me has princess ponies all over it, right?"
Suddenly, Will wasn't feeling to comfortable and began to slowly back away from her. "R…Right." He gulped.
"Well, we both know that I'm definitely not going to let you get away with it, so, I need you to get out so you can put on these tights for me."
Will breathed a sigh of relief. "Phew. At first, I thought you were going to do something outrageous." Liz simply smiled wider before turning away to get out of the pool and Will followed.
Don't worry, my love, Elizabeth thought. you will see something outrageous.
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"Jack?" Sparrow turned around at hearing his name and saw Anamaria climbing up the last step on the ladder that led up to the high dive.
"Ana? What are you doing up here?"
"Well, I-" She didn't finish her explanation because Jack stood up, walked over to her, picked her up by the waist, and threw her into the pool below. When she resurfaced, Ana glared up at the laughing Jack.
"I tol' ye, peach, no one is suppose t' come up 'ere!" He yelled down to her, still laughing.
"Oh you wait and see, Sparrow," She said under her breath as she headed to the edge and got out of the pool. "you're gonna get it big time when I get back up there. Watch your back, Captain Sparrow, watch your back."
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Elizabeth giggled at the sight of her boyfriend wearing black tights that hugged tightly against his legs. "Now, dye your hair with this hair dye."
Will quirked an eyebrow. "What color is it?" He asked, noticing that either the company that sold this stuff was too lazy to say what the color was, or someone just ripped the label off; Liz smirked.
"It's pink. Don't worry, Will, no one is going to see you but me. Please? Just put it on; I want to have a little laugh is all."
Turner looked wearily at her for a little bit before spraying the pink hair color into his hair. After a short ten minute wait, the pink had completely absorbed Will's hair until it looked like some fluffy cotton candy. Elizabeth couldn't help it, a shirtless Will Turner wearing black tights and pink hair dye was a pure sight for sore eyes, so she bust out laughing and Will laughed sarcastically.
"Ok, you've had your fun; can I please take this off now?" Lizzie grinned.
"No."
"Thank y- NO!"
"No. That was phase one of this revenge scheme. I tricked you into doing part of this plot for me; here is the second part." Will was extremely nervous now as Elizabeth unlocked the door to the shed she was standing in front of and grinned wickedly before saying, "Get him, girls." Will slowly moved to see who his girlfriend was talking to before hearing a familiar girlie screech.
"OH ORLI! YOU ARE SO WORKING THAT PINK, DARLING!"
"Karen!" He shouted in disbelief. And sure enough, the Orlando Bloom leader came from out of the darkness and grinned so wide you could see almost all of her teeth.
"The one and only, baby." Then, all of a sudden, she got a maniac-type twinkle in her eye before yelling, "Orli girls unite!" And then about one million girls charged out of the dark shed and towards Will, all screaming like they were going to die.
"ELIZABETH! HOW COULD YOU!" Will shouted as he began to flee for his life.
"My dad told me what happened to you when you got home from school on the day of the food fight, and I just felt that it would be perfect for you to be reunited with your fan club as revenge for making me look like a blasted Barbie doll!" She laughed and then sat in one of the beach chairs as she not only worked on a tan, but also watched as Will ran around the whole pool area with a humungous group of Orlando fan girls chasing after him. She chuckled, "I told you that you would see something outrageous." Liz commented under her breath as she simply just stared at the mob. But her attention was then switched back to the pool area as she heard a male scream and a loud SPLASH.
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This time instead of calling his name as she climbed the diving board, Ana simply walked quietly over to Jack and snuck up behind him. She was just about to give him the scare of his life, when all of a sudden he snapped his head around to face her and grinned widely. Ana just stood there in stunned silence as Sparrow again walked over to her.
"Peach, peach, peach; did you not learn anything from your last little trip up here?"
She just offered him a hopeful smile. Then, he tried to make a grab for her so he could throw her in again, but she yelled, "Stop! Wait! Just hear me out first; I have an offer that might suit you." Jack moved his hands away and looked at her, waiting for her continuation. Seeing that she had his full attention, Ana continued, "If you let me join your crew of pirates, I'll help you fend off the others and I won't revenge."
"Why?"
She rolled her eyes. "Because, Sparrow, in case you haven't noticed; I'm not exactly wearing the swim suit of my dreams here."
"How do I know you won't mutiny against me?"
"Because, Captain, I am a loyal first mate who would never betray her captain and I'm a girl who wouldn't do that to her boyfriend." Jack took a moment to think this over before nodding his head in agreement.
"So, do we have an accord?"
He smirked. "We have an accord. Welcome aboard the Black Pearl, Miss Anamaria. Well, technically it's called the Blue Pearl since this diving board is blue and all. But, yeah, you get my point."
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Jack sat on the diving board with his back to Anamaria and looked down at all the people who were playing in the pool and lazy river down below. Anamaria took out the scissors that she had hidden in the back pocket of the skirt that her suit had. She slowly crawled closer to Jack and cut the string on both sides of his swimming trunks since they were tied onto him. She then stood up and yelled to him,
"Captain Sparrow, Captain Sparrow, look over there! I think there may be another ship on the horizon!" She said, pointing to an airplane that was heading in their direction. Jack stood up and took out his invisible spy glass. As he was looking through it, Ana took her chance and pushed him right over the edge. He screamed as he fell towards the "ocean" and landed in it with a loud SPLASH. When he resurfaced he glared up at the laughing Anamaria before yelling up,
"I thought you said that you wouldn't mutiny against me!"
Ana smirked down at him, "I know. But me, I'm dishonest, and a dishonest woman you can always trust to be dishonest, honestly. It's the honest ones you want to look out for, because you can neverpredict when they're going to do something incredibly……stupid." She grinned and Jack continued to glare as he headed for the side of the pool to get out, that was before Anamaria yelled down one more thing to him.
"Hey Jack! Before you get out, you may want to take your shield with you unless you want everyone here to see your glory!"
Jack stared confusedly at her before looking the direction that she was pointing, and the site he saw made his eyes grow wide. There in the pool, floating gracefully in the clear water was his red swimming trunks that had yellow lightning bolts shooting from the waist band. Jack looked down, and indeed, he had nothing on; so he quickly headed over to the bobbing material while blushing furiously at the giggling faces that were watching him. But, when he did reach his suit, he noticed that the string was cut and he grew wide-eyed as he looked back up at Anamaria.
"You cut it! How am I suppose to put these back on!" He shouted as she grinned and shrugged.
"I don't know! Get creative!" And with that said, she climbed down the stairs of the diving board and headed over to Elizabeth who was lounging around and watching the odd scene of Will Turner still being chased by the crazed teenage girls.
"Baby, stop running! By the way, has anyone ever told you how good you look in tights!" Karen yelled as she continued to chase the object of her affection.
Ana smirked.
"So?" Questioned Liz. "How did it go?"
Ana sat in the beach chair next to Liz as she giggled at their devilish plan. "Let's just say that this is the day that Captain Jack Sparrow almost escaped." And they both laughed before relaxing in the summer heat with pleased expressions on their faces. Today's adventure definitely had to be jotted down in their diary when they got home.
Author's Note: Yay! The chappie is finished at last! I'm so glad I finally got that posted; I had this nagging feeling in me about getting this posted or you guys would go crazy with anticipation. What! You weren't going crazy with anticipation! Well that was a waste! GAH! (strangles reviewers for not going crazy with anticipation)
P.S. THERE ARE ONLY TWO CHAPTERS LEFT, AND THEN I START THE SEQUEL!