Author's Note: I'm sooooooooooo sorry for the wait of this chapter guys! Well, because I just got back in school, teachers have been piling homework, tests, and projects on top of me in bucket loads! And on top of all that, I have found out that all technology has boycotted against me! I got my own laptop this Christmas and the dumb thing has a virus all ready! My CD player isn't working, my MP3 player is acting retarded, and I'm getting kind of wary of my stereo. (backs away from stereo)

Reviewers Rule:

Williz- (backs away) I know that you're back, and it's scaring the pee out of Will. (hides Will in closet) LOL Anyways, I deeply apologize for not updating in forever but I have extremely little knowledge when it comes down to computers, so in the author's note at the end of this chapter, you'll find out why.

Rockyrelay- LOL Thanks for the compliment. I knew you would understand it! Anyways, you didn't have to say anything to me actually; just the fact of knowing that you're reading my work makes me very happy. Love ye, matey!

Rasa Rainboweyes- LOL I'm glad I have a new reviewer! (does new reviewer dance) OK! PARTIES OVER SO GET OUT! LOL Anywho, I'm happy that you find this fic so amusing. I hope to hear from you again, mate. Btw, I'm soooo happy to know that you find the whole "Grandma Pearl" incident so funny!

Blackmagic365- I know! I don't know either! You see, I would feel bad for Will since the poor guy is being chased around the pool, wearing tights and pink hair dye, and on top of that, HE HAS ORLANDO FANS CHASING AT HIS HEELS! Poor wittle fella. LOL Buuuuuut, Jack had the misfortune of losing his swimming trunks. Poor dude! I'm embarrassed for him. (blush)LOL Anywho, you're comment about me making you happy really put a smile on my face! See ye on, mate!

Kayla- Whooohooo! Another new reviewer! (does new reviewer dance) THE PARTY IS OVER NOW SO GET OUT! LOL Anyways, I'm glad you think this fic is so awesome. I hope to hear from you again!

Halo.at.Heart- Don't even try to hide that crystal ball! I SAW YOU DO THAT! LOL Bad girl; how dare you take peeks into the future without my permission! (wags finger) LOL Anywho, you're welcome and I'm thrilled that you loved the last chapter. HOPE I DON'T LET YOU DOWN!

Piratelass332- Thanks for forgiving me, mate, I'm happy again! LOL Anywho, I'm super duper quadruple happy that you loved the last chapter. I hope Will survives too.

Flaming-Angel-1 I agree. They did rightly deserve what torture came for them. Anyways, YAY! A NEW REVIEWER! (does new reviewer dance) Ok, the party is done and over with SO GET OUT! LOL I hope to hear from you again, mate!

Freak and Proud- I knew at least one person would ask what a lazy river was! LOL I'd be happy to tell you what it is. A lazy river is basically almost the same thing as a pool except it's only three feet deep, there is some current thing in it so that way the water moves like an actual river, and you can put this round float thingy in it so you can ride the river. It moves really slow and may speed up in some areas. It's basically a river for you to be completely…..LAZY! LOL Anywho, I'm thrilled that you liked the way I twisted your idea. IT WAS SO MUCH FUN TO WRITE! I'm happy you liked it, and I agree, it does feel good to feel appreciated. I'M IN LOVE WITH "On the Deathbed" I LOVE IT LOTS!

Moon Wolf- I can tell that you're an Anamaria fan. I AM TOO! I really do find her and Jack to be the best couple and I wish I could have put a J/A romance in here. It just wouldn't fit in here though. BUT DON'T WORRY, THERE WILL PLENTY OF JACK/ANA LOVIN' IN THE SEQUEL! LOL And…um…yeah, Jack is hilarious and so was the girls' revenge. But, unfortunately, I couldn't think of a punishment for Ana, so, hers will have to be unknown for now. PLEASE KEEP REVIEWING!

Stealingseamonkeys- Lol! Thanks for telling me what a sea monkey was! I thought it was an animal. (blushes) LOL Anywho, holy skittles, YOU MADE MY DAY WHEN YOU SAID THIS ROCKED AND YOU WANT ME TO CONTINUE! Thanks for the wonderful comments, mate! Enjoy!

Marauder4ever- I'm glad you liked the chapter and the movie quotes. Hopefully I'll get the sequel up by next weekend, that's if my teachers would stop burying me with homework! (growl) LOL See ye!

Harry Potter's Elf Friend- AW! Thanks very, very, very, very, very, very much for the compliments! I will definitely keep up the goodness of my work! YOU ARE SOOO THE PERSON WHO GETS ME OFF MY BEHIND TO PUT UP EACH CHAPTER! Thanks for your support!

SpAzZzZzAtTaCk- Wow, you are so random: JUST LIKE ME! LOL I've never been sugar high before, I wonder what it's like. LOL Anyway, so glad you still love this story! See ye in the final chappie, mate!

ENJOY, ME LOVES, ENJOY!

The next morning, it was time to go back to prison a.k.a high school. Will Turner stretched and got into his car that sat peacefully parked in the driveway. He sighed. The lovely little vehicle was glistening in the sunlight, the green trees reflecting like it was staring into a mirror, and the weather was perfect. Perfect for walking, perfect for fishing, perfect for staying home from school, perfect for…

Will was jolted out of his thoughts when a sudden white spot fell onto his beautiful car and slid down the windshield window as it left a gooey white/grey trail. Turner grimaced and stepped closer to see what it was and… "Oh, now that's just disgusting!" He shouted before looking up at the creature in the sky and shaking his fist at it while saying, "Curse you, blasted pigeon! It's a wonderful day, I'm in a terrific mood, and spoil it with your nasty bird poo! You foul creature! Curse you, beast, curse you!" He was well aware that he was being too dramatic over the whole thing, and he was also aware of the crazed looks he was receiving from the neighbors, but he didn't care.

After he was through insulting the grey pigeon, well actually it was only because the bird flew away, Will got into his car and decided that he would just have to leave it until later on. Quickly checking himself in the mirror, he could still make out the faint hint of pink that accented his hair, causing him to remember the horrors of Will Smith's pool party. He suppressed a shudder before finally getting into his car and heading to Sunny Mill High School for the final month of school.

"Ana, do you think we were too harsh on them?" Liz asked from her spot in the passenger's seat of Ana's car, Anamaria gave an evil chuckle.

"No, Lizzie, we weren't harsh enough." She turned on some dramatic music and gave an evil laugh. "We could never be harsh enough! Muahahahaha! Muahahahaha! Muahahahaha! Muahaha-"-cough- "Where was I? Oh yeah, muahahahahahahahahaha!" Seeing the crazed look she was receiving from Elizabeth, Ana stopped laughing, turned off her dramatic music, and cleared her throat. "Uh, Liz? That just…"

"Let's just…"

"Um…yeah."

"Yeah, we'll forget that ever happened. But, Ana?"

"What?"

"You really need to stop drinking pickle juice from the jar before bed; it's starting to make you crazy. Either that or you've been together with Jack for too long. Both are very unhealthy." Ana gave a sarcastic laugh as she pulled into the Sunny Mill High School parking lot.

"Ha, ha, very funny; if you're not going to support my pickle juice addiction, then get out of my car. Out! Out! Out!" She joked, and Liz giggled before she got out of the black vehicle.

Jack Sparrow was sitting at his desk in the back of the classroom, drawing pirates as usual, when all of a sudden there a voice said very closely to his left ear, "Jack, Jack, Jack; what am I going to do with you and this pirate craving you have?" Sparrow practically jumped out of his skin as he turned around to face…

"Turner! Boy, I've told you before and before, now, I don't know if you're hard headed or just plain stupid, but how many times do I have to tell you not to sneak up on me!" Jack yelled and Will laughed before taking a seat next to his best friend.

"Truthfully? Well," He began to count on his fingers. "You've told me almost every week, plus a few summer vacations, subtracting all holidays and birthdays, multiplied by every time you're in the middle of drawing, plus the fact that I've known you for seven years and I've done it about fifty times each year, divided by how much I love to just get do it to get on your nerves, summed up would be a total of……223 and three-fourths times." He then looked back at Jack who was staring at him with a look of pure disbelief on his face before sighing and turning back to his drawing.

"Ok, I don't know you, I've never met you in my life, and you really need to go away because my mom always taught me to never talk to strangers." And he continued to draw the picture of Blackbeard whilst Will sat down in his assigned seat.

Anamaria and Elizabeth walked down the long hallway; walking down flights of stairs and turning many corners. "So, did you finish the science project for today?" Asked Ana.

Liz stopped abruptly and gasped. "Holy skittles! OMG, Ana, I totally forgot about that! And Mr. Gillette isn't one to be easy when it comes down to work either, I'm dead, again!"

"When was the first time?"

"The day that my Mom came to the school with my clothes from the day of the food fight." She groaned and bowed her head in defeat as Anamaria rubbed her back to try and give her some type of comfort.

"I knew you well." And with that said, she opened her locker, got her books, and headed for homeroom.

"Just kill me now; kill me now!" She shouted. A red head boy with glasses and freckles walked over to her and reached into his black coat pocket.

"You sure about that?" He pulled was about to pull something out, but Liz stopped him.

"Don't even think about it, David, and plus," She put her hand in his pocket and took out the "weapon" that he had, "Exactly how do you suppose you could put me out of my misery with a…feather?"

He shrugged, "I could tickle you to death." Before she could respond, David walked away, leaving Liz to stand in the hallway all alone.

LATER THAT DAY

School was over and the four mischievous friends were all at the mall. "How did it go?" Asked Anamaria.

"How did what go?" Her friend asked as she checked out a pair of fifty dollar shoes.

"The whole science project thing."

She groaned. "Don't ask." Ana smirked.

Will walked behind Elizabeth and Anamaria as Jack tried desperately to get a stout Asian man to leave him alone. "I told you already; I don't want the suit!"

"Thirty dollar?"

"No!"

"Forty dollar?"

"Go away!"

"You want suit. I give you suit."

"I don't want the suit, so please just leave me alone."

"You want for forty-five dollar? I give you free sushi too."

"NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!"

"One dolla."

"Shut-up."

"Two dolla?"

"No, I don't want the suit and I don't want the sushi!"

"Good choice. I give you suit for fifty dolla and sushi for two dolla. Come with me."

Sparrow sighed in defeat and followed the Asian salesman into his store called "Sumi's Suits". They had originally just come here to get a few more outfits for the last few weeks of the school year, but if the mall was going to be like this every time they came, they just wouldn't be able to come. They'll just have to go to school wearing high-waters; of course the other kids would call you "Flood's" in your yearbook, but they would get over it soon enough. They had better or Jack would make sure that that someone would be missing quite a few teeth and maybe a black eye, it depended on his mood that day...

So, as Jack tried to get the salesman off his back, Will was busy trying to decide if he wanted a Coke or Sprite with his Cinnamon roll, and the girls were having a war on whether they should get the black shoes that were thirty percent off, or the leopard shoes that were only ten percent off. 'Tis an extremely hard decision for teenage girls. Hmm, maybe Jack and Will could help.

"That just may work." Elizabeth pondered before walking out of the shoe store and walking towards the food court and calling, "Oh, Will! Where are you my little manikin muffin?" This was going to be really fun.

Author's Note: As I said before, I'm extremely sorry for the long wait. I have no knowledge on computers, and since my laptop has a virus, I thought that if I sent a review to anyone's story or if I typed up a chapter, it would give all of you my virus. AND THAT WOULD BE TERRIBLE! But my mom just told me that that wouldn't happen, so…yeah. SORRY! SORRY! SORRY! SORRY! Anyways, please leave a review for this chapter, it would be much appreciated.

Love you all,

Anamaria's Lil' Sidekick

P.S. One chappie left folks!