I updated too soon, I KNOW: There are three reasons why I'm updating so quickly. One reason is because I left you guys hanging for quite some time in chapter 18 and I'm going to make it up to you; the second reason is that I need to hurry up and get this story over with; and the last reason I'm updating so quickly is because I'm dead bored right now (goes to sleep) LOL …ENJOY THE CHAPTER GUYS, FOR IT IS THE LAST ONE!

HERE BE THE LAST CHAPTER TO THIS STORY, MY LOVES

"Manikin muffin? Excuse me, but did you just call me a manikin muffin?" Will Turner asked as he threw away the wrapper to his cinnamon roll and walked behind Elizabeth towards the store that read "Rack Room Shoes".

"Yes, I did, do you have a problem with that?"

"Truthfully? Yes, yes I do have a problem with it!"

"Is that so?" Liz asked as she walked into the shoe store and headed down isle four where the two shoes were sitting beside Anamaria.

"Yes, that's so."

"Well," She turned to face him with a sweet smile graced on her face before it immediately vanished and her face turned to a hard expression, "you'll just have to get over it!"

Will cowered. "Yes ma'am." Liz giggled.

"Good boy. Now, come."

Will walked slowly over to her. "Sit." She ordered while pointing to a black seat that sat beside the two boxes of shoes.

"Good boy! Now fetch." She threw both the black shoes and the leopard ones and Will got up to get them, only to be stopped short when Ana stuck her foot out and made him fall to the carpeted floor. Ana and Liz snickered while Will just gave his friend a glare.

"Will, you're such a boy." Ana said as she got up off of her seat and walked towards the two shoes.

"I am? I would have never guessed that, Ana." He said sarcastically while getting up off the floor and taking his seat once more. Ana picked up both shoes and gave them to Elizabeth before answering him,

"I know. I would have never guessed either. You're positive that you aren't a eunuch or anything?" Will glared at Ana again.

"Hey!" Liz shouted, playfully swatting her friend's arm. "He is not a eunuch!"

Instead of Ana answering, a new voice said, "You would know, wouldn't you Lizzie?" They turned around and saw a tall tan male dressed in a black suit who also had two wooden chopsticks in his hair. Elizabeth blushed at the man's comment.

"Jack, you have such a nasty mind." Ana stated.

"What? I'm just speaking the truth."

"You wouldn't know the truth even if it came and bit you in the butt, Captain." Jack chuckled at the title.

"Aye, 'tis true." The others groaned.

"Jack, I swear that if you go all piratey on us one more time that I will maroon you. And you won't be stranded in a swimming pool this time!" Elizabeth told him. "Now, Jack you put on the black boots, and Will, you put on the leopard heels."

Will and Jack gave her shocked expressions and said in unison, "Why?"

She sighed. "Just do it."

Will stated, "But, we can't fit them. In case you haven't noticed, these are for women."

Ana smirked. "You're right, they are for women. Why do you think you're wearing them, Turner?" For the third time that day, Will glared at her.

"You wanna see a woman? I'll show you a woman." He picked up the leopard heels that wrapped around his ankle and showed off his "fabulous" toes. Shakily standing up, Will strutted up and down the isle. Twisting and turning.

"Work it! Work it! Work it!" Will cast Liz a winning smile, but it quickly faded when he tripped over his own two feet and fell towards the floor.

He groaned. "I meant to do that." Liz and Ana giggled.

"Ok, Captain Crunch the Pirate, your turn."

"Ana, do I have to?"

"Yes, this is the only way that Lizzie and I can decide on which pair to buy."

"Why don't you just wear them yourselves?"

"Because it's easier to tell how well something looks if it's worn by someone else. Now strut, Jacqueline! You saw how well Wilma can do it, now it's time for your go." She said and sat down next to Elizabeth in a black chair and watched Sparrow take off his shoes. He sighed in defeat and slipped on the black boots that had super skinny heels.

"By the way, peach, Captain Crunch is a cereal, not a pirate. You're such a blonde."

Ana laughed as Elizabeth tackled Jack to the floor, beating on him and yelling, "What do you mean by that! I'm a blonde too you know, you giant oaf! How dare you insult us like that! You foul, dirty, beastly, dreamer boy! I should get Paris on you!"

"Ow! I didn't mean to offend you, honestly; and who in holy skittles is Paris?"

"Paris Knowles!"

"Yet again, I say, who is that?" He asked, finally able to push Liz off of him.

"You don't know who Paris Knowles is? A) She's a huge Pirates of the Caribbean, which I have to admit is the best movie I've ever seen, fan and B) She's the one who's writing this blasted story!"

"We aren't in a story, you blonde!" Liz raised her hand to slap him.

"I dare you to insult blondes again, fantasy boy."

"Ok, how about this one?" He suggested as he and Elizabeth got up off of the floor. "Blondes are so dumb that they think walls are actually sold at Wal-Mart. No! This one is better. Blondes are so dumb that when they go drive past the YMCA, they turn to their friends and say, "Hey, they spelled Macy's wrong." Will and Anamaria fell out laughing whilst Elizabeth growled and chased Jack around the whole store; but unfortunately for Jack, he was still wearing the heeled boots and ended up almost breaking his ankle. The poor fellow.

"So, Will, now that we I've seen what each pair of shoes look like on actual feet, I think I'll go with the leopard shoes. What do you think?"

"I say you go, girlfriend." And they fell out with laughter before paying for the shoes and trying to find Elizabeth and Jack, who actually weren't that difficult to find.

"Jack, take back what you said!" Liz screeched as she chased her friend all throughout the small store.

"Never!" He shouted in response. Yep, it was going to be a long day.

"Why are you wearing a suit and chopsticks?" Mrs. Sparrow asked as her son walked in through the front door.

"Asian salesman from "Sumi's Suits." And Angela didn't need to know anymore because those five words explained plenty enough; Jack walked up the stairs and towards his bedroom to try and beat his Final Fantasy X game and maybe call Elizabeth to get on her nerves some more…if he had time though.

"Will! Will! Will! Guess what!" Brittany exclaimed once her older brother was home.

"If it has nothing to do with the Falcons, school being out, or George Bush being impeached, it ain't important so go away."

"So you're telling me that your own father isn't important? Will, I am deeply ashamed to call you my older sibling."

"Dad? What about him?"

"He's going to go fight in the war against Iraq."

Anamaria was in her room, picking out what she was going to wear for school tomorrow, when all of a sudden the phone rang. "I got it!" She shouted before walking over to the purple red telephone and answering. "Hello?"

"Ana? It's Elizabeth; I need Sparrow's number so I can scold him some more for making fun of me." Ana laughed.

"Sure. It's 770-567-4568. Are you that offended?"

"Yes! He called blondes dumb and I'm not letting him get away with it! See ye on the flip side, sista girl."

Ana giggled. "Peace." They hung up and Ana got back to choosing her outfit.

Once she had hung with Anamaria, Elizabeth immediately dialed Jack's phone number. "Hello, Mrs. Sparrow; it's Elizabeth. Is Jack home?" She asked once the phone was through ringing and Angela's voice answered.

"Yes he's here, hold on. Jack! Elizabeth is on the phone!" A few minutes later a male answered as Angela hung up. "Hello?"

"Hi, Jackson. In case you haven't noticed, I'm not done with you yet!"

"Liz, are you still ticked at that whole "blonde" thing from the mall today?"

"Yes!"

"If I apologize, will you hang up and leave me alone?"

"No!"

"Didn't think so."

"Now listen pirate boy, I've been known to let some things slide, but this, this is…is…is…"

"Pushing your buttons?"

"I don't have buttons. Well, I have my belly button, but that's different."

"I was speaking figuratively, Liz."

"Oh."

He coughed. "Blonde." He coughed again to cover it up.

"I heard that, you worm! You know what? I find you to be extremely annoying and if I was over there right now, I could strangle you and beat you to a pulp at the moment and you know what else? You are very rude, you know that? And-"

"Elizabeth?" He interrupted.

"What!"

"Good night." And he hung up.

A FEW WEEKS LATER

It was the day that everyone enjoyed, the day that we all love to hear; the five words that kids crave to listen. Those words are the T.L.D.O.S words, a.k.a, THE LAST DAY OF SCHOOL! Well, actually it was the day before the last day of school, but it was still one of the best phrases to hear about. Will Turner, Elizabeth Swann, Anamaria Thomson, and Jack Sparrow all sat in Will's car as they drove to Sunny Mill High School.

"Can you believe it? We're actually leaving high school and going to college!" Elizabeth screeched in excitement from her spot in the back seat, behind Anamaria.

"Liz, you have to graduate before you can go to college, love." Will commented from the driver's seat.

Jack chuckled. "That may be hard for her. She's a bit slow, if you know what I mean." Turner and Thompson snickered as Elizabeth glared.

"You know what Sparrow? One day I'm gonna be a star; one day I'm gonna be famous and you know what you'll be doing? You'll be sitting at my feet, shining my two hundred dollar stilettos and I'll be laughing and purposely spilling mud on them so you can work harder. Muahahahaha!"

Ana quirked an eyebrow. "And she says drinking pickle juice from the jar makes me crazy." Everyone else laughed and then Will began to sob and cry all of a sudden.

"I'm going to miss you guys!" He wept, and Anamaria just stared at him. "What?" He asked, wiping his eyes.

"That was weird. You went from all quiet, to happy, and now to sad. The only time I've ever seen a mood swing like that was when…" She snapped her head around face Elizabeth whose eyes then got as huge as disks as she screeched.

"Oh my gosh! Will, are you having a baby?"

Jack practically died of laughter while Will stared at the two females who were staring at him in horror. "No! Where did that come from?"

"It's just that," Liz spoke up. "The only time you ever see a mood swing like that is when you're having a baby, and so…yeah. Just a little curious is all." Will gave them disgusted looks while Jack was laughing so hard until he was crying.

"Holy skittles! They thought that….-laugh-….you were….-laugh-….having a….having a…" He couldn't even form the words as he fell out and Turner pulled into the school's parking lot.

"Ha, ha, ha. It was very funny, Jack, now get out of my car all of you!" They all grinned and exited Turner's vehicle as they walked up the concrete path that led up to the front doors of Sunny Mill High School, where they would enjoy their last day of being a teenager before heading into the adventurous world of adulthood.

THE END

I LOVE YOU ALL TO DEATH:

Thanks for reading this story of mine that has now finally come to its end. I hope you all had as much fun reading it just as much as I had fun writing it. Do not worry though; there will, without a doubt, be two sequels to this fic before the whole thing is finito. I love all you, but the people down below are number one. See ye in the next story, my lovelies!

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