Feudal Japan part I, Going to the Feudal Japan
this was originally in script form, so it was rather difficult for me to change it... And rules are, no scripts... so... Sorry! It may be dry the way that it is written. My friends and siblings like it, as do I... And feel free to flame. I expect several people to flame for all the ooc-ness I have in here... ok... On with the show!
Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha. I don't own wasabi peas. And I don't own any other things I allude to. Sorry!
It was a boring, hot day at Silver Lake. In a lone trailer sat 12 year old ego-maniac, Josh, 13 year old hyper child, Rachael, Equally hyper 21 year old, Teri, and 17 year old boy crazy teen, Jess.
"I'm so bored..." Chiru (Rachael) whined.
"Halo 2?" Jessie suggested, as it was her favorite thing to play.
"NO!" Chiru groaned in disgust.
"Feudal Japan!" Teri cried, figuring out the solution to their problems.
Chiru jumped out of her seat and began to do her happy dance cheering "Feudal Japan!" The whole time.
"Never... Do that... Again..." Josh said, staring at his strange older sister.
Jess just stared with her mouth hanging open, wondering how her sibling could be so stupid.
Teri, the family friend, began stuttering, before composing herself and yelling "You Wasabi Pea!"
They all finally began ignoring Chiru, and discussing their plan.
"So, how long we staying? A week? A month?" Jess inquired.
"Don't know… However long we feel like it… However many times I can kill Kikyo…" Teri mumbled the last part.
"What?" Josh hadn't quite heard her.
"Nothing…" Teri whistled, as behind her, Chiru continued to do her happy dance and chant.
Later that day
"So… We jump in the well, and climb out the other side?" Chiru wasn't entirely sure of the process.
"Basically." Teri dismissed.
"But, what if someone falls on top of me? Or will we fall out of the well? Or will…"
"Shut up…" Jess interrupted her annoying little sister.
"Me first!" Teri cried, jumping in before the others.
"Feudal Japan!" Rachael jumped in next
"Wasabi Pea!" Josh followed suit.
"Here goes nothing…" Jess jumped.
In Feudal Japan
"Be right back…" Teri mumbled. "Where's Kikyo…?" she walked out of the clearing.
"Wow… We're anime-ated!" Rachael cheered.
Jessie rolled her eyes. "We aren't anime-ated! You just… Why the hell do we have different clothes on?"
"So that we fit in." Josh said matter-of-factly, as a scream was heard in the distance.
Jess had on a demon slayer suit, like Sango's only black and yellow, Rachael had on a green and black kimono, and Josh was wearing a blue Kimono like Inuyasha's, much to his dismay.
Teri returned, wiping her hands.
"Oh my god! You killed Kikyo!" Chiru cried.
"Again…" Josh added.
"You Wasabi Pea!" Jess finished their sentence.
"I like these outfits…" Teri smiled, examining her kimono, much like the one Kikyo wore.
"Yeah, they do rock." Chiru agreed.
Just then the gang from Inuyasha stalked into the large clearing.
"I smell Kikyo…" Inuyasha remarked, sniffing the air.
Teri looked at the blood on her hands in alarm, as she jumped behind Chiru. Chiru blinked uneasily.
"And I smell a jewel shard!" Kagome felt proud of herself.
"You smell it?" Sango gave her an odd look.
"I never did tell you what sense I used to 'sense' a jewel shard."
"You smell it?"
"No… But I want to be more like my love Inuyasha, so I'll say I do!"
Chiru walked up to Inuyasha and began playing with his ears. "Oh! Fluffy!"
"And you are?" He asked, grabbing his Tetsusaiga.
Chiru began spouting out random information about herself in alarm of the shiny fang.
"What is she babbling on about?" Inu ignored the crazy child.
"Don't ask…" Jess mumbled, though it was still audible.
"Ok.. I won't then." Inuyasha agreed.
"Let's support love and peace and junk because I'm a stupid git who won't get over myself…" Kagome began randomly saying insults about herself.
Jess pulled out a gun and killed Kagome for being annoying as Inuyasha pulled out his Tetsusaiga and did the same. The two gave each other high-fives.
"Oh my god! You killed Kagome!" Teri gasped.
"You Wasabi Pea!" Josh added.
"Oh my god… you killed… um… What was her name again?" Miroku inquired.
"Rachael…" Jess whispered.
"Right… Oh my god, you killed Rachael!" He corrected.
"You Wasabi Pea!" Shippo finished.
"Oh well, another day, another death…" Jess sighed.
"True Dat Dawg" Inuyasha broke out in a sudden Ghetto accent.
"Um… Inu… I think you're the dog…" Shippo corrected his furry pal.
"Another day, 3 deaths." Inu smiled, as he killed Shippo with a back swipe.
"Um… 4, including Kikyo…" Teri said, coyly.
"Now 5!" Inu attacked Teri.
"Would you bare my children?" Miroku asked Jess, ignoring the scene around them.
"Sure!" Jess laughed.
Sango backhanded Miroku and killed Jess out of spite.
"She's the first one to say yes!" Miroku cried, killing Sango.
After that, Josh squished Myoga accidentally, Inu tripped over his sword, killing him also, and Miroku died. How, you ask? Don't ask me! I don't know everything! God!
Josh looked around the clearing at the many dead bodies, realizing he was the only one still alive.
"I wonder if Sesshomaru is single…" Josh hummed, skipping away to find his love.