Feudal Japan chapter 2 Chiru's shard
A/N: After each chapter, anyone who died in the last is revived… I don't know how… There's probably something in the water….
Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha, s'mores, or wasabi peas. Wish I did…
Teri had a can of wasabi peas, and was laughing as she ate them. "YAY! Wasabi peas!" she sang.
"Mm… Wasabi…" Inuyasha agreed, taking a handful and stuffing them in his mouth. "Crunchy!"
"Fried pop can sucks…" Chiru blinked, for the first time she tried wasabi, she thought it tasted like burnt metal.
Just then, Sesshomaru walked up to the group and Inuyasha got out his Tetsusaiga.
"No… I'm not here for you…" Sesshomaru told his half-brother.
"Oh, Sesshy! I knew you'd come back for me!" Josh cried, jumping into his arms, as they skipped away, giggling uncontrollably.
"Wow… That was odd…" Jess blinked.
Then Chiru started singing and hopping in circles. "Pedophile! Pedophile! Doggy Pedophile! LA!"
Inuyasha raised his sword, as Kagome pleaded for him not to kill her.
"So.. Jess…" Miroku coughed. "You said… Yes yesterday?"
"Yeah…" Jess blushed, as Sango slapped Miroku across the face.
"Inuyasha!" Kagome yelled.
"Kagome!" Inuyasha returned.
"Inuyasha!"
"Kagome!"
"Inuyasha!"
"Kagome!"
"Teri!" Teri interrupted.
Everyone stared at her.
"Do you smell any jewel shards, Kagome?" Shippo asked.
"Actually, yes, I do." Kagome admitted.
"Where?" Inu jumped up.
Kagome began to think.
"Do you mean shiny?" Chiru asked, pulling a jewel shard from her bag.
"Give me that!" Kagome leaped at the schizophrenic child.
"My shiny!" Chiru said, hugging her precious.
Teri stared wide eyed.
"Give me the shiny…" Jess said cautiously, taking slow step towards her sister.
"Never!" Chiru yelled, at the top of her lungs.
"I'll chase you then." Jess warned.
"But you can't catch me!"
"Why not?"
"Because- I'll run in circles!"
Jess chased Rachael in circles.
"And speaking of death…" Teri blinked.
"Nobody said anything about death…" Inuyasha pointed out, but Teri ignored him and skipped away.
"Give us the shard." Shippo pleaded.
"Never!" Chiru continued running long after her older sister gave up.
A scream was heard in the distance.
"Can I kill her yet?" Inu asked.
"Not yet… Ready? Wait for it…" Kagome answered him, as he looks in anticipation.
Just then, Teri walked in.
"Oh my god! You killed Kikyo!" Jess accused.
"Again…" Miroku added.
"You Wasabi Pea!" Chiru finished.
"NOW!" Kagome smiled, as Inu killed Rachael.
"All is well… Let's eat s'mores!" Shippo suggested.
"YAY! S'MORES!" Everyone else cheered.
"Wasabi and s'mores… Mm…" Teri grinned.
Special extra story thing... Because I'm nice like that.
Cowboys and their search for pocky.
based off of Cowboy Beebop...
In a large, fancy resturant in an unamable location, at an unamable time, happened and adventure. An adventure so spectacular, that the only way I could share this adventure, is in an adventurefull side story...
"I like Pocky! Pocky is good!" Ed sang.
"Why'd we take her along?" Jet questioned, upset.
"...Oh. Didn't realize she was here..." Spike said, as he wasn't really paying attention.
"Woof!" Ein... Woofed...
"She came because... Because, well, Rachael wanted to write about her!" Faye blurted.
"Pocky! Pocky!" Ed sang, doing a cartwheel.
At the same unamable time at the opposite side of the same unamable resturant in the same unamable location, sat another adventurous group.
"I like Pocky! Pocky is good!" Chiru sang.
"Why'd we take her along?" Mom questioned, upset.
"...Oh. Didn't realize she was here..." Teri said, as she wasn't really paying attention.
"Woof!" Josh... Woofed...
"She came because... Because... Um... She... knows where the... Um... Pocky... Is?" Jess wasn't so sure.
"Pocky! Pocky!" Chiru sang, doing a cartwheel.
Finally, the two adventurous groups met outside of this unamable location, at this unamable time. And another adventure began.
"Pocky!" Ed and Chiru cheered at the same time.
"Hello handsome..."Mom Flirted with Jet.
"...Hi?" Jet returned.
"Hotness!" Teri screeched, hugging Spike.
"Thanks." Spike replied.
"Whore." Jess insulted Faye.
And so, they began to search for the...
"Wait!" Spike interrupted. "Is there and sacred pocky? Or special abnormal pocky we're looking for?"
Umm... No...
"Then why don't we, you know, just buy pocky?" Spike suggested.
"I don't know where to get it..." Chiru admitted, as Teri pointed out a store.
Ed and Chiru skipped in with lots of money to but their beloved pocky.
"What was the point og this?" mom inquired.
"...There was none..." Jess answered.
"OH!" Everyone laughed in realization.
"Woof!" Josh... Woofed...
Sorry, extremely hyper, and felt like typing that one up... Maybe eventually I will make a full 'The cowboys and their search for pocky' fanfic, but now is not that time. Oh well... Until then, we will all have s'mores and pocky! And wasabi, if you really like burnt metal.