Feudal Japan chapter 3, Josh's first real date.
Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha, the Kikyo tracking device, or anything else…
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The gang was in a small village, not far from their beloved clearing.
Looking at a Kikyo tracking device, Teri ran away, yelling, "She's in the vicinity!"
"Okay…" Myoga blinked.
"That Wasabi Pea!" Chiru shook a fist in the air.
Just then, Sesshomaru returned with Josh on his arm.
"Later, darling…" Josh smiled, kissing his boyfriend on the cheek.
"Always, schmootzie poo…"
Jess stared at her one-time favorite character. "How did you turn into a gay pedophile, Sesshomaru?" She whimpered.
"I don't know… I've just always loved little boys… Secretly…" He said mysteriously, as he ran away giggling.
"Bye, Love…" Josh sighed.
A loud bang was heard in the distance.
"Do you think it's time to kill Chiru, yet?" Inuyasha asked.
"No!" Chiru yelled.
"Damn it…" Inu sobbed.
"Remember, support and love…" Kagome started, before Chiru killed her.
"Oh my god! You killed Kagome!" Miroku gasped.
"You Wasabi Pea!" Jess was laughing, as she hated Kagome almost as much as Chiru herself.
"Hmm… I have an idea!" Miroku cheered. "…Wait… No… Lost it…"
"Sesshy is so sexy…" Josh changed the subject, as Sango stared.
"I wish I was the muffin man! Muffin man! The… um… The…" Shippo began to sing the song Chiru had taught him.
"Muffin man…" Chiru whispered.
"Oh! Right! I wish I was the muffin man!"
"YAY!" Inu cheered. "We have wasabi left!" Chiru turned green.
Walking up wiping her hands, Teri looked at Kagome. "Oh my god--"
"We already said it." Chiru informed.
"Oh." Teri sighed.
"Oh my god! You killed Kikyo!" Jess smiled.
"Again…" Josh sighed.
"You Wasabi Pea!" Chiru finished.
"Can I yet… Kagome…? Oh! Wait, she's already dead!" Inu smiled mischievously.
"Sit Boy!" Chiru yelled, and Inu blinked. "Sit?"
"Only Kagome can do that, you idiot!"
"Damn it…"
Inu raised his sword and began to chase Chiru in circles
NOTE: Circles are pretty…
"OH! I know that song!" Teri sang. "Circles and eyeballs, circles are pretty!"
"Whatever…"Myoga sighed.
"S'mores?" Shippo asked.
"YAYNESS!" Everyone cried, as they each took a s'mores.
And above it all, you could hear Josh cry "Woof!"