Feudal Japan Chapter IV: Kikyo's dead… again…

Dancing pickle Thank you. I'm glad you enjoy my fanfic as much as I do. I have so much fun writing these, and I have like 10 of them already written. My sister has been bugging me to write more… But yeah, thanks for putting it in your C2. I appreciate it a lot.

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Disclaimer- I don't own Inuyasha, it's characters, or WallzMartz… Sadly enough…

"Hmm…" Teri sighed, smiling in spite of herself. "Killing Kikyo never gets boring…"

"Can I come?" Chiru jumped from her seat.

"Sure…" Teri giggled.

"YAYNESS!" Chiru cheered.

"OH! Me too!" Jess asked- or, rather, forced herself upon.

"YAY!" All 3 of the girls leapt into the air.

"Can I?" Josh inquired, shyly.

"Why don't you… Stay with them…" Chiru flinched looking at the gruesome group.

Inuyasha and Kagome were making out, as were Shippo and Myoga. Miroku was picking his nose as Sango made s'mores with wasabi on them. Sesshomaru was staring at Miroku, drooling, and Rin and Jocken were both entranced by the lighter sized flame Sango was roasting her marshmallows over.

Josh stared with his mouth gaping at them, as the girls ran away before he could protest. "Um… Hi?" he said, as everyone ignored him. "MIROKU! Don't put that in your mouth!" he yelled, running at the infantile monk.

"Follow me…" Teri said, staring around trees and running. Suddenly, she threw her hand in front of Chiru to stop her and her sister. She then proceeded behind a tree where button sounds rang.

Chiru stared in awe as a large computer/robotic looking object came up from the ground.

"Halo?" Jess' eyes watered.

"Um… No. Kikyo tracking system 2001... And ½." Teri corrected.

"Ooooh… Shiny…" Chiru stared.

"The latest Kikyo tracking system" Teri added. "You can buy it at WallzMartz, where if you have to ask the price, you can't afford it."

"Okay…" Jess blinked. "Does it have music?"

"Dude… It wouldn't be a Kikyo tracking system 2001 and ½ if it didn't have music!" Teri replied, as if it was the simplest concept ever.

"WOOHOO!" Jess cheered.

"YAYNESS!" Chiru agreed.

Teri turned on the music and they all 'rocked out' for lack of a better phrase.

"Hey!" Chiru pointed out. "There's a bleepy dot on the screen coming towards those other bleepy dots!"

"OH!" Teri pulled out various guns of random size and make. "That's us and Kikyo! She's coming our way!"

"Can I have one…" Chiru's hand began to creep towards one of Teri's guns.

"NO!" Teri yelled, evilly. "My Killing Kikyo! Back off!"

"Fine.." Chiru took a few steps back.

"That is it. I can't take this anymore!" Josh screamed at the top of his lungs, pulling out a rocket launcher and blowing the group, including himself, up in fiery smoke.

"Wow…" Chiru said, looking in the distance where a large puff of smoke loomed. "What was that?"

"I saw it too.." Jess agreed.

"Not now… I want to kill Kikyo."

"You wasabi pea…"

"SILENCE!" Teri yelled. "Good…" Teri looked through her scope.

"So, Teri Kay, we meet again, for the last time…" Kikyo said, popping up out of nowhere.

"Not today, Kikyo!" Teri began shooting.

Kikyo dodged her bullets and sent spirits after Teri, who in turn tackled her.

"Before you kill me… Again…" Kikyo whispered in a suddenly raspy voice. "Know this… Teri…" She took a deep breath. "I am your father…"

"I saw that one coming…" Chiru sighed.

"That isn't normal…" Jess eyed her friend.

"Father…" Teri cried.

Jess and Chiru were sharing a carton of popcorn that seemingly came from nowhere.

Kikyo was silent.

"Oh well… DIE!" Teri shot Kikyo.

"She killed her… Father?" Chiru sniffed.

"Great! Now we need to make a Feudal Japan- before they came- or something… Stupid prequels…" Jess mumbled.

"Go ahead now…" Teri admitted.

"YAY!" Chiru cheered. "Oh my god! You killed Kikyo!"

"Again…" Some random voice from nowhere added.

"You wasabi pea!" Jess finished.

Teri smiled.

Kikyo jumped up and roared once more, so Teri shot her again.

"Shall I say it again?" Chiru smiled.

"NO!" Jess and Teri replied together.

Chiru whimpered as they all skipped into the sunset.