Feudal Japan chapter 5, Hello Bob Barker
A/N: Every few chapters, I'm having an odd one. It'll be like random game shows, some odd slash fic, or just something… Different… Same characters, though! So.. Yeah… You'll understand… I hope…
Bob Barker stood in front of an audience, smiling.
"Hello, and welcome to "The Price is Right!" he sang as the crowd broke out into applause. "First up- Inuyasha- come on down! Chiru- come on down! Myoga- Come on down! And random Mystikal creature- come on down!" The crowd cheered after each name was called, except the random Mystikal creature.
"That's it! I want to play!" Teri yelled, walking down and throwing the Random Mystikal creature across the room.
"I bet 1 million dollars!" Chiru smiled.
"You don't know what you're biddi--" Bob started.
"just 1 million…" Chiru repeated.
"Wait a minute…"
"A mil--" Teri covered Chiru's mouth to shut her up.
"Thanks… Kagome, what do they have to bid on?"
"You're bidding on a genuine artificial antique old Finnish style lamp. 3 watts, 1 volt- and it can be yours if the price is right…" Kagome's voice rang through the room.
"1 million dollars Bob…" Chiru said.
"Isn't your turn."
"$365,927" Inuyasha bid.
"And we know Chiru's bid…" Bob passed the smiling 13 year old.
"$1 Bob…" Myoga bid… like the loser that he is…
"$365,973, Bob." Teri guessed…. (A/N… I hate those people who bid 1 over somebody else's bid… It annoys me so much… I'll throw a spoon at their head…)
"Ok… The You were all over…" Bob said. "The highest bid was $1... Try again…"
"$0.56" Inuyasha guessed.
"$0.01" Myoga pledged.
"1 million dollars, Bob." Chiru smiled, as everyone in the room groaned.
"$0.57" Teri laughed maniacally.
"And the price was… $30! Ha! Tricked you all! Teri's the closest… Com on up!"
"I pick door number 3!" Teri said, skipping to the front of the room.
"That isn't the game.." bob tried to explain.
"Damn it, Bob! I want a goat!" Teri yelled hysterically.
"Why?"
"No reason…" Teri said, scanning the room with her eyes.
"Ok… It's that gay yodeling game- The one that you can't get that damned song out of your head for a week? Know what? Just give the girl a goat and let's call it a day… I need to retire…"
"YAY! Goat!" Teri screeched. (That line took on a whole new meaning once we began calling Josh Goat… I shudder at the thought…)
"Remember- control the pet population… Get your pets spade or neutered… Or just give them to Teri here…" Bob finished.
Teri began dancing around the hall.
"1 million dollars, Bob!" Chiru yelled.
"No deaths?" Inu inquired.
"JUST END IT!" Teri yelled.
"Fine…" Rachael sighed, finishing the fic.