Feudal Japan 6 Sadness to the highest degree
Ok... Like my shortest one... Sorry!
In the middle of the clearing, Sango, Miroku, Shippo, Jess, Josh, Sesshomaru, Rin, and Jocken were all crying.
"What's wrong? Why are you crying?" Inuyasha pleaded.
"We weren't in the last fic…" Jess sniffed.
"I'm the one who should be crying- I didn't get to kill Kikyo… and speaking of Kikyo…" Teri said, running away.
"Can't please everyone." Chiru remarked, stubbornly.
"But you should have at least pleased me" Jess whined.
"Jess…" Chiru blinked, pulling out a katana and chasing her around.
"I wonder if 2 female dog demons got into a fight, would they still call it a cat fight?" Inuyasha pondered.
"And while we're on unexplainable questions," began Sango, "Why does everyone respawn in Feudal Japan after they die?"
"And how does Jell-o work?" Kagome asked, as everyone stared at her. "What? I've always wondered it! No matter how much you shake it, it still retains it's perfect shape and yummy jell-o-ee goodness!"
Sango stabbed Kagome. Why- She's annoying. How- don't ask me.
"Oh my god, you killed Kagome!" Inuyasha cried.
"You Wasabi pea!" Myoga finished.
Letting Jess go, Chiru cried "I'm tired… I'm sleeping… Goodnight…"
"It's 3 P.M.!" Miroku objected.
"I've been killed 4 times in the past week! I'm sleeping."
"Go ahead, then…" Inuyasha agreed.
Chiru ran away to behind a tree where she immediately fell asleep.
"Erm… I'm tired too… Right, Jess…" Miroku winked.
"Um… Yeah… BYE!" She agreed, as they both ran behind some trees.
"I'll kill her" Sango threatened. "And her little dog, too…"
Inuyasha hid behind Shippo.
"Gosh, I've been awfully quiet, hyuck!" Josh cried. "Rachael really needs to give me something to do!"
Suddenly, the Almighty and Powerful Rachael appeared and gave him some s'mores.
Finally, Teri walked back again, wiping her hands free of blood.
"Oh my God! You killed Kikyo!" Sesshomaru gasped.
"Again…" Inuyasha added.
"You Wasabi Pea!" Jocken cried.
"Great.. Wasabi, pocky, and s'mores for everybody!" Teri cried.
"YAY!" Everyone gathered together and ate in happiness.