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Darrin and I landed hard on rough, dry ground. "Oh, crikey," I murmured, sitting up. We were surrounded by trees...and grass...and bushes...and...all that good stuff. "What happened?" Darrin shook his head. "This must be a dream." I raised an eyebrow. "It couldn't be, I feel everything around..." I stopped talking, suddenly realizing something. "Darrin...when you touched the TV, what was about to come on?"

"Avatar, why?"

"Because I think...I know we're in Avatar Land!"

Maybe I shouldn't have said that, because Darrin freaked. "Whatarewegonnadoarewestuckhereforeverit'sallmyfault-"

I clapped a hand over his mouth. "Darrin, chill." He sighed. "Sorry, but how do we get back?" "I don't know," I replied honestly.

"Eeer."

"What was that?" Darrin stood up and looked around. "Sydney, stay behind me."

"Eeeeerr."

"It's probably just a chipmunk, Dar," I mumbled. But Darrin edged toward a bush where the sound was coming from. Five, four, three, two, one-

"AHHHHHHH!" Darrin flew backward like he'd been hit in the stomach with a cannon. But instead of a cannon, a white monkey-like creature with big green eyes was sitting on his chest. "GET IT OFF GET IT OFF! Oh..." Darrin finally got some sense to OPEN his eyes and see the cute little flying lemur there.

"Darrin, don't move, it's Momo!" "Momo? Aang's pet--oh my gosh..." Darrin might have looked funny when he was screaming and all, but now he looked about 80. Momo jumped off of him and sprinted to me, climbing all over my shoulders. "Easy there, little bloke," I laughed, petting him.

"Hi there!"

I jumped a bit at the new voice. And you will never guess who it was. A kid with an arrow on his head. "I'm Aang, and that's Momo." "Uh...yeah...we know."

"How?"

"Long story."

"I've got time." Aang grinned and sat on the ground. "Ok, well, we watch your show on TV." He looked confused. "What's a TV?"

"It's a...box. A big box that costs a lot and shows pictures. Help me out here, Dar...Darrin?"

He had fainted dead away.

"What's wrong with him?" Aang asked, crawling over to see. "He's okay, but do you know where we can find...shelter?" Aang nodded. "Not exactly shelter, but my friends are back there. Want to come with us?"

As if we had a choice. "Sure, lead the way," I said, hoisting Darrin over my shoulder. "OY! Man, you're going on a diet when we get out of here," I muttered as I followed Aang. "Oh, by the way, I'm Syd...Sydney. This is Darrin. We're from the future."