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"Ladies and Gentlemen to warm up the crowd before the big game please give a huge welcome to the three newest Charlie's Angels, Chloe Grimed, Parise Greenspan and the heiress that is Lori Huntzberger!" The crowd went wild. Tonight was the LA Lakers Vs. Chicago Bulls. To publicise the upcoming movie their publicists had arranged for them to warm up the crowd and show the trailer for Charlie's Angels. From where Lori, Chloe and Parise had been standing on the sidelines they walked on to court, grabbing microphones off a helper.
"Hey guys how are you all doing tonight?" Chloe said down the microphone. Once again the crows went wild as they all shouted back their answers.
"Ok so I know your all here for the game but there is one major question we need to ask you. If your rooting for the Lakers scream now" Lori shouted as she held the microphone to the crowd for emphasis. They erupted into applause. "Well it's good to know my brothers have good support" Lori laughed.
"And if your rooting for the Chicago Bulls make some noise" Parise added. The other side of the court burst out into applause trying to match the Lakers side.
"Well you probably all know about the Charlie's Angels film coming out next week right?" Everyone in unison shouted yes and some men wolf whistled.
"Well being the nice girls that we are we decided to give you a little taster"
"So here it is the first trailer of Charlie's Angels 3: Devil in Disguise" Lori shouted still smiling at the same time. The lights dimmed and the large screen lit up, everyone quietened down as they waited for it to appear.
Once upon a time there were 3 girls.
Alex- a clip showed of Parise playing high class polo.
Dylan- A clip of Chloe being dragged away into a police car sticking her tongue out as she went.
And Natalie- This time the clip showed Lori being a cheerleader at a pep rally and making a fool of herself while several guys stared at her.
Who grew up to make the world in a better place. Chloe Grimed, Parise Greenspan and Lori Huntzberger star as Charlie's Angels in the 3rd epic instalment. And they aren't taking any prisoners.
A few clips from the film flashed on screen. One where Lori had a dangerous fight scene and one where she jumped off a cliff into the clear blue water at the bottom. 2 with Chloe in and another 2 with Parise in.
So why not jump on board and help them along with their mission. what's the worst that could happen?.
The film ended with one of the pictures of them posing on the car with the Charlie's Angels title above them.
The screen blanked and the lights went up. Immediately murmurs spread through out the stadium most telling their friends they would be going to see that film.
"And to celebrate this our lovely girls have agreed to take one lucky fan out to dinner" said a voice over the speakers. Lori shot a glance at Chloe and Parise who seemed just as confused. They didn't agree to this, did they? "Each Angel has been assigned a seat and when I call out that number I want the owner of that seat to come down and stand by his/her angel" said the voice over the speaker.
"ROW G SEAT 33, you have the pleasure off Miss. Grimed" Chloe looked scared as a middle aged man came running down the steps, he had his shirt off and had painted the La Lakers on his stomach, his wife didn't look to pleased. When he reached centre court he wrapped an arm around Chloe and sipped his beer.
"ROW L SEAT 19, you have the company of Miss. Greenspan" Lori watched as a boy about their age sprang up from his seat, knocked knuckles with his buddies and walk casually down the stairs.
"Well Ladies and Gents we have one more angel left who will it be?" Lori was getting nervous, what if she got some old guy or worse a 2 year old.
"The lucky winner is ROW S SEAT 2" A middle aged guy sat up and clasped his hands together, looked up and thanked God. He had glasses on, high trousers and braces. He sprinted down the stairs and made his way over to Lori. When he reached her he bent down on one knee and pulled a Haribo sweet ring out of his pocket.
"I love you!. Marry me and have my children. We can call them George and Susan" He looked up at her in adoration, tears brimming in his murky brown eyes. Oh Great, I get a nut Lori thought to herself. She could see Lucas and Nathan in fits of laughter and Ben tying to control his laughter. Then she saw her publicist trying to stifle a laugh as well. She was going to kill him.
She looked back down at the man/ boy before her who was now properly crying.
"Let's just see how the first date goes" She said which made the crowds burst into hysterics. He wiped the tears of joy which had fallen, put the ring back in his pocket and wrapped his arms tightly around her legs. Security immediately ran over and pried his fingers from around her knees. He was then carted off court. The speaker announced that the cheerleaders would be on court soon. So all the angels and their dates made their way off stage. She walked straight past the basketball team and straight towards her publicist.
"I am going to kill you" she stated.
"Come now dear, Lori would you be so evil?"
"Yes. First I'll take you into a dark alleyway. Then I will wrap my bare hands around your throat and squeeze until every molecule of oxygen has been squeezed out of your body. I'll dump you in a bin and leave" Everyone generally looked scared now. He gulped loudly and re-adjusted his collar.
"You've had time to think about that then?"
"I thought about it while some nut was clutching onto my legs and begging me to marry him"
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Ben and Lori sat waiting in the long black limo. It was the night of the Charlie's Angels premier and most of Hollywood had turned out. Lori's brothers and their friends and girlfriends had also been invited. Up ahead Lori saw Chloe and her boyfriend exiting the limo and making their way down the red carpet. She looked amazing. In a simple pink dress she dazzled with diamonds hanging from her ears and from her neck. The driver signalled it was their turn and Ben grabbed Lori's hand and intertwined his fingers with hers. The passenger door was opened by the driver and Ben stepped out he reached out and helped Lori out with him as well. The flashes were almost instant.
"Ben, Lori are you two getting married?"
"What are your plans for the…" one said but was quickly cut off by another.
"Miss. Huntzberger over here!" said a small voice to the left. Lori saw a small lady holding a microphone out towards her. She was about to be squashed by all the other paparazzi and so Lori went over to her.
"Hello Miss I am Fran thank you for taking the time to talk to me" the reporter names Fran said.
"It's my pleasure" Lori smiled.
"What was it like working with Chloe Grimed and Parise Greenspan?" she thrust a tape recorder towards her.
"You know everyone says this but I love working with them. We had such a fun time while we were filming and they are like my substitute best friends now" Lori said truthfully, while pushing a piece of platinum hair out the way.
"How is your relationship with Ben Stanton?"
It's great, I love him so much and we just moved in together into this gorgeous house in Hartford and we just take each day as it comes" Once again Lori told the truth.
"Why did your relationship with Alessandro Colciago end?" Most of the media who had been listening inched their microphones closer to capture her every word.
"Sometimes things just don't work out and that was one of those times. I don't know about him but I was 20 years old and I didn't want to be married then and I'm still not ready for it now. He can say what he likes about our relationship but only we made the decision to end it"
"Thank you for taking the time to talk to me Miss, all the best" Fran said before battling her way through the crowd and making her way back to her office to write up the story. She felt Ben's arm snake around her waist and she relaxed into a pose.
10 minutes later, after posing for more photos, the movie was starting. Lori was leaning into Ben and he had draped his arm over her bare shoulder. She looked along the row to see Rory and Logan, Brooke and Lucas and surprisingly Paige and Cameron cuddling and Nathan was already making out with his flavour of the week.
The opening shot was of a pretty normal bar. A blonde haired girl sat at the bar with a drink in one hand surrounded by guys.
"I mean he said he loved me but then I caught him in bed with that… that whore. But you guys like me right?" Slurred the blonde obviously drunk. The guys all nodded their heads furiously and the blonde laughed. These boots are made for walking by Jessica Simpson started playing in the background.
"Oh my god I Love this song" the blonde screamed. She slammed the drink on the bar then proceeded to get up on to the bar and dance seductively. Every red blooded male in the place turned to watch her.
Meanwhile at the back of the club a brunette and a black haired girl had come up from he basement and were carrying a prisoner.
"Get off the babysitter, Daddy's home" said the brunette to no-one in particular as they made their way to the door. The blonde who had heard the saying in her ear piece got off the bar as the song ended. She laughed and made her excuses and followed the other girls. She was almost out the door when a man approached her and asked for her number. She smiled apologetically and tried to block his view from seeing the two other girls and the prisoner escaping. Too later, the man had raised the alarm. Everyone in the bar pulled guns from somewhere and aimed them at the now three girls.
"Get 'em!" shouted a drunk man from the back.
"Yeah right!" shouted the black haired girl. The all took the 'ass kicking' pose and were ready for action. The room erupted and the men charged at them.
Two guys approached the blonde smirking. The blonde rolled her eyes and punched them in the face without even a second thought. They collapses backwards and she placed one foot on them, smiling. She then proceeded to do a back flip and kicked three other people in the stomach like a bowling ball knocks down pins. By this time the other two stunning beauties had taken down some other men as well. They ran as fast as they could out the door.
"Why can't we leave a bar normally instead of being chased by 50 armed men?" the brunette complained. The ran over to a bridge and looked down into an awaiting speed boat at the bottom. They stripped of their clothes revealing Bikini's, stood on the ledge and jumped.
The rest of the film was just as spectacular. Ben's favourite scene was when Lori was hitting on a 'geek'
The three girls were now sitting in a hospital waiting room. Their faces were hidden behind large newspapers. A group of orderlies rounded the corners. All had glasses, high trousers and were talking animatedly about a comic book convention happening this weekend.
The three girls took down their newspapers and looked straight at them.
"Bingo" said the blonde named Natalie (Lori)
"You said it Nat, now go do your stuff" said the brunette, Alex, before returning to her paper. Natalie did a double take.
"Why me I did it last time?" Natalie complained, furrowing her brow.
"You know the rules. Blondes with blondes, brunettes with brunettes and black hair with black hair"
Natalie sighed "Fine, 10am?"
"10am" they repeated. The blonde rose and made her way over to the orderlies.
"Hi, I'm Chloe" she said batting her eyelashes. They stopped talking and stared at her. Doing his best to look suave and sophisticated he replied;
"Why hello there. I'm Daniel" he said sticking out his hand which she shook.
"Are you guys doctors?" she asked knowing full well they weren't. They gave each others looks before nodding.
"Wow, that Is so cool. I just wanted to say what an inspiration you are. I admire you so much" the blonde smiled once again/
The next thing was Natalie shoving the guy named Daniel into a tiny janitors closet. They were pushed tightly together and she was giggling. He squirted some freshener into his mouth and leaned forwards. Before he got any closer, if that was possible, she pressed a finger to his lips.
"Not yet, I don't want to ruin the moment" She ran one hand over his chest while using the other hand to life his wallet out of his back pocket. She successfully gained it and un-noticeably slipped it into her coat pocket.
"Okay I'm ready" she said straightening up. He beamed and leaned forward . Just as their lips were about to make contact a phone rang dead on 10am.
She checked her phone and frowned.
"I have to go my girlfriends need me" She opened the door and slipped out.
"Bye" she waved before running off down the corridor. He stood in amazement and straightened himself out before going off to tell his friends about the amazing 'make out session' he had just had with a hot blonde.
The rest of the movie was filled with car chases, surfing scenes and lots of fight scenes. When it ended the screen went black before starting to play ' Anyway you want it' by Journey and them starting to wash a car in scantily clad outfits.
Lori Huntzberger
Flashed on screen with the out-takes. The funniest one was the janitors closet scene when she pushed him in and banged her head on the shelf and started laughing. There were lots of funniest ones including one where the three girls were arguing about whether African was a language or not.
A/N PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE R/R