Hello my loyal peeps! Well maybe that's an assumption sine I really only got 4 reviews….but that's not my fault it's yours! And yes I did say I needed at least 5 reviews and I'm typing this at 4 reviews it's not my fault I was watching TV and I saw another EHarmony commercial that reminded me HMPH!
Disclaimer: "omg! Where'd all this money come from!" I ask "uhh...sis you wrote Harry Potter…" replies my brother "REALLY!" I exclaim
"Hahahahahahaha no…this is just a dream." He laughs DANM! It was a dream! (Don't ask)
"Look Minerva it's not my fault she provoked me!" cried Lily
"How did Miss Mendel provoke you?" asked Prof. McGonagall
"Well um…. I know she did I just don't remember right now!" countered lily thinking for an excuse
"Miss Evans you shall serve a week of detention! Be lucky it isn't more but since you're the top student I'll let this slide a little!" replied Prof McG. (a/n: I'm now calling professor McGonagall "prof. McG. cuz I'm lazy and McG is easier to type.)
"Wait!-" cried lily "- the reason the entire thing started was because she thought I didn't have a reason to slap Potter! He was hitting on me and I only was trying to teach him a lesson and not ask other girls out when he's already dating one…even if she's a tramp…"
"I still think it was unnecessary to start a fight!" cried an annoyed Prof. McGonagall
"Fine! There's no point!" cried lily making her eyes water she turned and faked a sniffle leaving
"Miss Evans you may return to finish the test and you'll only have 3 detentions…BUT if you stat another fight you will have a MONTH'S worth of detentions." said McG trying to rid herself of the guilt that had welled up inside of her.
"OMG REALLY!" cried Lily dropping the act and whirling around to hug Prof. McGonagall
"Yes. Now move along!' McG said pushing Lily out of her office.
"OMG LILY! What'd you get!" cried Natalie panicked
"Went from a week's worth of detention to 3!" said Lily gleefully
"WHAT! HOW!" asked Sirius appalled at the way Lily could get of the hook in less the 10 minutes while it took him and James a full hour.
"Puh-lease as if I'd tell you. Besides I don't think it'd look right if you cried." Giggled Lily
"That would be SCARRING!" said Natalie joining Lily
"Next!" cried Professor Slughorn the potions master
"why hello Marauder's and co." he chuckled as the group went up
James and Sirius looking smug wrapped there arms around Natalie and Lily and ended up on the floor.
"HMPH!"
"anyway…since we're short on time you'll all have to be tested together, every one take a sip of this veritiserum so when people ask you things about yourself you won't be able to lie" he instructed pointing them to Professor Sinciera A.KA. old bat who thinks she's psychic.
"ah yes the ones destined to have their destinies intertwined I foretold I be seeing you today." She sighed dramatically
"Anyone would have known that you old bat we have divination 5 period." replied Remus darkly
"any way… I'll ask you some questions AFTER you drink the potion." she said dropping the act
"bottoms up!" said remus cheerfully as every one took a sip.
(bold prof. normal student)
"how about you Miss Evans… what are some of you hobbies?"
"well there's art, skiing, karate, Tae Kwan Do, snowboarding, surfing, dance ,volleyball… all sports really, reading, playing tricks on people a.k.a. pranking …"
Wow she does all that stuff PLUS pranking! Thought james listening as lily went on threw a list of maybe 30 things
"oh and quidditch!" she finished the boys eyes opened wide and that fact all thought lily was afraid of heights
" what is the worst thing you've done while at Hogwarts?"
"well… well yesterday snuck into the potions room and charmed the slytherin ingredients to blow up in their faces and turn the slytherin's into girls today. Natalie helped of course!" lily replied cheerfully She did that! I CAN'T wait till potions! Gleefully thought James
On went the questioning as the group learned knew things about each other plus feeding much thought (a/n: to do every person will be BRUAL!)
Lily POV
Potter likes to read! OMG! And art! Wow I guess he does have a sensitive side! And I can't believe he saved snape from one of his pranks. And the way he blushed when he said for a first date he take the girl on a walk threw a garden on a starry night was sooo cute! OMG I'm GUSHING OVER POTTER! Please hun just accept the fact that you like him who are you? i'm you conscience/common sense. I didn't even kno I had one one of those let alone both! Dearie do you listen to yourself think? Sometimes either way you like potter! Why do think you've walked into three doors and 2 people? Thinking about him? I have not run into 5 different things! your right now it's 6
lily bumped into someone and ended up on the floor on top of them she looked up into friendly hazel eyes of james potter
"I guess you finaly fallen for me!" he laughed
"your way to arrogant potter only a dumb blonde would ever want to go out with you." She scowled since when have you been blonde…let a lone stupid? SHUTUP
"since when have you been a blonde let alone stupid?" he asked cockily
"how were you inside my head!"
"huh?" he looked confused
"never mind, you should watch where you're going!"
"sorry I was thinking and besides isn't potions that way? I mean I really don't want ot miss the prank you and Natalie set up!" he aid gleefully helping Lily up.
"you kno about that!" asked lily horrified
"uhh..yeah? you kinda confessed during the veriteserum thingy…" reminded James
"oh…OOOOOOOOkay then well I might as well walk with you since I really don't kno where Nat went…" sighed Lily
"oh yea…ummm…she kinda went with Sirius…I think her exact words were 'ya kno I don't think I've seen all of Hogwarts broom closets care to show me some.' I was kinda scary seeing Natalie flirting with Sirius…" explained james expecting Lily to blow up at any moment
"HAH! I knew she liked him! I always said the line between love and hate is paper thin! YAY!" squealed Lily
They walked down to the dungeons in comfortable silence
JAMES POV
Hmmm…she said the line between love and hate is paper thin for all I know she could love me but thinks she hates me! WOOOOOOOOO she LOVES ME! And we'd make the perfects couple I mean as hard as Sirius and me try we still like to read and do stuff what smart people like remus do…hey maybe that's why we like books cause we hang out with him so much…hmmm...that'll be pondered some rainynight after I have stared at Lily until she responds… any way I really don't believe she actually likes quidditch I mean she always says she's afraid of heights and all..wait didn't I see a broom handle under her bed that time I snuck in to steal one of her bras cause of a dare Sirius gave me…yeah…I didn't notice but that was a comet 3-50 the latest broom out there…wow maybe I can convince her to join the team…or at least the cheerleading squad… no that wont work she'll probably beat the crap out of one of the blonde bimbos…I still need to thank her for doing that to Mendel I mean she hasn't spoken all day! Ahh yes the quiet of her shutting up!… pure bliss! But I still need to break up with her…I mean how much can a bloke take when his girlfriend only talks about makeup and not even realizing the pained looks I have when mum and dad go of on one of their mission…Lily even notices that my flirts aren't right and her rejections aren't mean…she even asked what was wrong that time when both mum and dad were in St. Mungo's for a week…
"Uhh…James we're here…" said lily noticing that he had zoned out.
"Are you okay? Anything wrong with your parents?" she asked remembering that week when he had been really quiet and always deep in thought since his parents where in St. Mungo's
"no nothings wrong they're taking a second honeymoon… I was just thinking how weird it was that we actually walked to class together with out you slapping or insulting or critically injuring me…" he said
"same here…you didn't flirt with me once!" she giggled
"that's what you think." He answered winking as he entered
Lily followed giggling.
FIN YAY! I just noticed is this ones also 3 pages long…WTF? Imean c'mon hun think!i should do at least 4 grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr…well anyway cheers to my loyal reviewers:
BrazilianPrincess: THNX! I know I do too I mean why should she follow the rools I mean for all we kno she could be just as bad as james only not get caught! I mean tats wat I do in school! People think of me as a goody-goody and when I do something I'm always of the hook…that's also where I got the crying seen it really works!
WhiteCamellia: yes I know it's cute! Of course I'll continue u it since you asked plus I vowed to finisha tleast one of my stories ands so far I think this is the one!
mystqiue phoenix: yes I kno it's awesome! I mean do you have to tell me? Jk don't think of me as arrogant I actually have low self asteem…
thasdfk9623847: okay then I really don't get your name but whatever…and hey I did update!