Living Together Can Be Part III (Or Part I of the David and Yoko Version)
I wanted to be the one to write the next part to Cannibal Jello's story. I also wanted to write something specifically for Valentine's Day. YAY I get to do both! Of course, this is hetero, but not because I don't like slash (I LOVE IT!) but because any attempt I make at writing slash fiction ends horribly. Seriously, the dead rise, the seas overflow, and overall it's not a pretty sight.
DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN RESIDENT EVIL.
Living Together Can Be…. A Pain in the Ass (Even when it's not KevinxDavid)
" …..Yoko?"
"What is it, David?"
"Have you seen my hair ties?"
" ……..I don't think so……"
"Well, they have to be here somewhere."
Yoko hands David something.
"Try these."
" ……These are scrunchies…."
" …..And?"
" ……I don't wear scrunchies."
"Oh………"
………..
"Well, maybe you look better with your hair down……"
" ………you're wearing them, aren't you, Yoko?"
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" ………………Yoko?"
"Well, I don't like using scrunchies! They fray and spread fluff and get caught in my hair!"
"Well too bad! Buy your own hair ties then!"
"Fine!"
"Fine!"
A sigh.
Mumble. "…..kusoyaro!"
"I know what that means, Yoko…"
"Well I do too! That's why I said it!"
"Oh really? Well fine! Doesn't bother me."
"Me neither!"
"Fine!"
"If it's fine then shut up already!"
"You first!"
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" ……….Yoko?"
" …………………..What?"
" I'm bored; can I play solitaire on your laptop?"
………………
…………….
" …..well can I!"
"I'm thinking………"
………….
" …….Okay. I've decided….."
…………
" ……….yeah?"
"It'll be at least one week until you have something warm in your lap again."
"You can't be serious!"
"But I am. The store is closed for business."
"Yoko……….."
……….
"Yoko………."
…………
A sigh.
"Are you gonna be my Valentine or what?"
"Ummm….it depends. Did you get me a card?
Another sigh
He hands her a red heart shaped card. "Happy yet?"
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……………
" ……..What?"
"This is the same Valentine from last year, David…"
Fin Part 3
OK Peace, and remember: LOVE is LOVE is LOVE! That means hetero love, same sex love, it's all LOVE!