Eli: So we're back…..from outer space…and yet we still don't own anything….

Kippa: We visited Saturn, and Mars, trying to find someone who'd brainwash J.K. Rowling for us, having her give us the rights along with the money, but as you can see, we're here, still writing Fan fictions, and that means we're both still broke as a cow.

Eli: But…we still have cookies …and no one else has taken any of them yet….aka…no one review yet…but that's because we just put the story up

Kippa: Man, we're fast then, right? I mean, we visited two planets, and are still here not seeing our story up.. Maybe that'll change by the end of this chapter! Yayayayayayay!

Stole a cookie

Eli: growls Bitch. MINE! takes cookie back and eats it..then hides the rest of the cookies MWHAHAHAHA….and now I think we'll go back to the story so I don't get killed by Kippa

June 27, 1996 6:15 A.M.

Waking up was never a pleasant thing, not here at any rate. The sun wasn't even up yet, but if I didn't get a start on my chores, Uncle Vernon would get angry. Slowly, I got out of my warm haven, got dressed in the hand-me-downs I got from Dudley, and went downstairs to start breakfast. Entering the kitchen, I found it empty; they usually slept until they smelt me cooking something edible.

"Might as well kill two chores at once.." I muttered softly, pulling out the rag and a bucket, while also getting out a pan and some bacon and eggs. Starting the burner and putting a pan over the open flame, I went down to start to scrub the kitchen floor, while the pan heated up. I shoved the rag into the bucket, burning my hands with the cleaner, and then brought it to the floor, using the most elbow grease that I could for a boy who was malnourished. After a few minutes, I put the rag down in the bucket.

Walking back over to the stove, I cracked a few eggs in one pan and a few slices a bacon in another. Turning the burners on low, I went back to scrubbing the floor, figuring that I could get a bit of that done while the food was cooking. Oh how wrong I was! The next thing I knew, Uncle Vernon was running down the stairs, then shoving his foot into my ribs. He complained about how the eggs and bacon were burnt so bad that they looked like a pile of ashes. Which, in my opinion, was a complete and total lie, because when Uncle Vernon pulled me up by my collar, I saw the eggs and bacon, only a little burnt. Then as my Uncle threw me to the wall, he slipped on the wet kitchen floor, just as my Aunt was coming down the stairs.

"What did you do now, boy!" I heard her screech, my eyes shut due to the pain that was coming from the back of my skull. That was it, the last straw. Screw them. I ran passed my Uncle, who was squirming on the floor, my Aunt, who was attempting to help up my Uncle, then up the stairs. Hedwig fluttered in her cage, so I unlatched it and threw open the window, grabbing my wand before jumping out the window after Hedwig. How I managed to not break my foot when landing, I don't know. I just remember feeling the ground, then running as fast as I could, as far as I could.

It seemed like hours before I stopped. When I did, I had to lean over and focus on my breathing until I was able to breath normally again. I looked up to see this.. girl, she had red all over her pants, so maybe she was on her.. ahem. I took a quick breath, walking to the girl and pulling her up into my arms. She was rather pretty blonde, though she looked awfully familiar, but I couldn't saw whom she looked similar to. Hm.. Well, she looked too peaceful to be related to him.

My eyebrow perked when I felt something on her back, peeking over her the best I could, I gasped, spying a pair of very, very pretty wings. No wonder this girl was so pretty, she was a bloody fairy! Literally and figuratively.

"I can't take her back to my Uncle's house.. Crap.. and Ron's house is too far away.. Ah! The Leaky Cauldron!" With that, I soon found myself in an alley, feeling awfully weak. I cursed in my mind when my foot caught on something loose on the ground, my body falling to the ground, spinning a bit so the girl wouldn't get the worst of the fall. Then, there was black.

A/N:

Kippa - Yay! Can you guess who the girl is? Huh? Huh? Got any ideas? Well, I ain't telling, so screw you! Flips the Bird.

Eli- Ooooo…Oooooo… I know…I know… pick me…pick me waves hand like Hermione

Kippa - You already know, smart person!

Eli- Oh…yea….well…I guess you'll find that out in…erm…..what's one more then one?

Kippa - Well, that'd be this chapter.. two, but then ask yourself.. What's one more than two..Dundundun!

Eli- Seven?

Kippa- Really? Wow.. We'll figure this out while you all read.. have fun.. Now, one plus two..

Eli- five hundred…eighty….three…the answer is three

Kippa - Woo! finds the cookie stash. OH YOUR GOD! Tackles Cookies

Eli- bites Kippa's arm and takes cookies and hides them You know….if people are reading this….doesn't that make us…I don't know….strange…seeing as I don't know…I'm done being smart….Now review or die….I mean…..review or no cookie…heh…….DIDN'T DO IT