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S.T.A.R.S. Camp
Well, it was that time again. Time once more for the entire tribe to scheme and plot, hopping not to get voted off. Speaking of scheming and plotting…it appears as if the resident bitch, Claire, has been cornered by our intrepid camera man.
"Well, you know, I'm going to have to get rid of Carlos. If Cuban Pete goes, Jill won't be too far behind. I do have to make Jill suffer. I hate to be so rough on the poor trollop, but she really does deserve it. I mean really, who runs around a zombie invested city in a beeping tube top and a mini skirt anyway? "
After another twenty minutes of Claire going on about how she plans to torture Jill, our camera man fakes a heart attack and escapes to bother someone else.
"I know I'm gonna be the next one gone." Yoko looks around then breaks down into tears. "Nobody loves me…"
After these two mind numbing displays our camera turns to passive mode, and finds a rather interesting development. Rebecca, still with no alliance, is conversing with Billy. There is several minutes of whispered words, then she slinks off toward where Carlos and Jill are sitting.
"Jill the woman is a psycho!" Carlos growls.
"Yes Carlos I know that, the problem is everyone is too afraid to vote for her." Jill sighs, combing a hand through her hair. "It's gonna be tough getting enough votes."
"How many votes do we need?" Carlos is starting to look a bit anxious.
Jill thinks for a moment. "Well, Brad will certainly vote for himself. I'm pretty sure you're next on Claire's hit list. So both her and Billy will vote for you. Me and you will both vote for Claire. That leaves three votes unaccounted for."
"I think I can help you with that." Rebecca sits on the log next to Carlos. "I mean we can always do like the Umbrella Tribe did and vote twice."
"Uh…that's cheating." Carlos is a nice guy, but not too bright sometimes.
"What if I tell you I can get four votes for Claire to vacate the island…that includes one vote from each of you."
Rebecca smiles a bit, and both Carlos and Jill get the shivers. That smile looks a lot like Wesker's I'm gonna kill you and enjoy it smile. Maybe Rebecca's been spending a little too much time around our evil host?
"That still leaves four votes in limbo." Jill leans forward a bit. "If there's a tie, things are gonna get complicated."
"Remember Brad is going to vote for himself."
Both Jill and Carlos look at each other then slowly turn their attention back to Rebecca. The little hamster wheels in their brains are slowly turning. If Rebecca can deliver…then their nemesis is out the door.
"Alright, you have a deal." Jill holds out her hand.
"Then, at least for this vote, we have an alliance."
They shake hands, and the fate of Claire appears to be sealed…
Tribal Council Area
Well…Wesker and his sister were pretty sloshed, to say the least. Apparently a two hour drinking contest occurred after a rousing rendition of several Lion King songs. So when our tribe mates arrived they were a bit surprised at the welcoming.
"Hey there friends, neighbors, and people I would like to kill!! How are you this fine evening?" Wesker stumbled a bit, trying to stand up.
"Ah…fine?" Jill looked as confused as everyone else felt.
"Great! Go vote some poor slob off the island."
Wesker grinned broadly then stumbled over to his sister, who was swaying back and forth. Jill shook her head, and walked over to the voting pot. She quickly scribbled out a name, then held up the card.
"Sorry Claire…but what you did to Leon was totally screwed up."
Yoko was next. She walked to the pot, like someone walking the final mile on death row. She wrote out a name, and held up the card.
"I'm sorry Alyssa, but I'm hoping you get more votes than me."
Alyssa went next. She scribbled out a name, and held up the card.
"I still hate you Carlos."
Alyssa walked back to her seat, and it was Carlos' turn. He wrote down an name, and held up the card.
"I despise you Claire…die a horrible death."
Carlos wandered back to his seat. Brad was the next one to slink off to vote. There was no surprise when he wrote down his own name, said nothing, and sat back down. Rebecca was next. She quickly wrote out a name and held up the card.
"Sorry Claire, but you're moving in on my partner character. I may look all wholesome and sweet but I'm really a mega bitch from hell, and you have pissed me off you little trollop."
Rebecca then smiled sweetly and skipped back to her seat. Claire was next. She wrote down a name, and held up the card.
"Sorry Carlos, but I think it's time you joined my brother in the tree of shame."
Claire took her seat. Billy was the final person to walk to the pot. Claire gave him a little wink as he walked by. Rebecca looked ready to strangle her. Billy wrote out a name…then held up the card.
"I'm sorry Claire, but Rebecca convinced me to help her." He looked around nervously then leaned in closer to the camera. "She threatened me. I mean you probably think she's just some sweet naive kid…but she's evil in carnet…trust me I know."
Billy then sat down. Wesker stumbled over to the pot, picked it up, then wandered over to the rest of the group. However, due to massive amounts of alcohol consumption and pure dumb luck, he tripped and the pot hit the ground with a resounding crash. Little cards went flying everywhere. One landed at Claire's feet, and when she saw the name on the card and handwriting in which it was written…well she was not pleased.
"Billy you…TRAITOR!!"
She then jumped Billy and they both hit the ground in a tangle of arms and legs. Both Wesker and Alex found this vastly amusing. Jill, in the meantime was scrapping together the votes.
"YOU BEEPING BEEPEDY BEEP BEEEEEEEP! I'LL KILL YOU!!"
At this point Claire was sitting on Billy's chest and had her hands firmly wrapped around his throat. In the process of trying to chock him to death, she was repeatedly banging his head on the ground. Rebecca found this to be a rather unacceptable display…and jumped Claire from behind. Meanwhile Jill handed the votes over to Alex, since Wesker was busy trying to break up the fight. Well it at least looked like he was trying to break up the fight, in all honesty he was egging it on.
"Kick her ass Becky!!" Wesker slurred, waving his arms around widely.
Alex looked over the votes, then smiled.
"Guys…hey guys…GUYS!!"
But Alex's pleas went unheard. Claire continued to throttle Billy, Rebecca continued to hit Claire repeatedly in the head, Carlos continued to try and pry Rebecca off of Claire, and Wesker continued to egg the entire fiasco on. Finally Alex pulled her magnum and fired a round…which hit Wesker in the shoulder. Sobered him up pretty fast too.
"Sorry about that Albie." Alex cleared her throat. "Claire you have been voted off the island…bye!"
But before Wesker could throw her over the railing, Rebecca did the honors. There was a loud crashing sound then silence…but that didn't last long…
"YOU!!" Two male voices said in unison.
"I'm really sorry…IT WAS BILLY'S IDEA!!"
This outburst was followed by more crashing sounds, and some whimpers of pain. In the meantime, the S.T.A.R.S. tribe bid a hasty retreat while Wesker went to converse with his sister about getting shot…
In The Tree
Birkin and Nicholai were trying to stay as far from the fighting as possible. Mostly because Leon and Chris were getting their asses kicked by Claire. Suddenly something hit the tree with a loud crash…and landed right in Chris' lap.
"Oh hey there Chris." Alex smiled.
"Uh…hi?" Chirrs was a bit confused and somewhat surprised. "How did you get here?"
"Oh Albie got a bit pissy about me shooting him, and tossed me over the railing. No biggie." She smiled again, then glanced to where Claire was currently beating up on Leon. "Damn, she's kicking his ass."
"Yea, she got me too." Chris turned his face to display a black eye and swelling lip.
Now this little bit of news only appeared to piss Alex off. She then scrambled off of Chris' lap and jumped Claire, beating her repeatedly…
Next Time on Survivor
Yet ANOTHER immunity challenge…
More un-censored violence…
A bit of a twist…
A/N: Truth be told both Yoko and Claire got three votes…so I made an executive decision…