Eli- All alone again…don't own anything except the plot and the girls…and if you guys haven't figured out that the chapter's PoVs go Draco, Harry, third person mostly focused on the girls. And all I have to say is…poor Harry…and you shall see why…

Wake Me Up On My Deathbed

June 27, 1996, 2:12 P.M.

Where I am? Where did that girl go? Why am I in a bed? More and more questions kept popping into my head. "He's up!" Some girl yelled. In an instant, it seemed that three girls were now in the same room as me, all staring at me. Well, this was a little uncomfortable. Moments later, the blond girl with beautiful white wings came in.

She was smiling, which then turned into a look of almost fright. "Potter," she spoke in a non-feminine voice. "Potter, get your bloody eyes off of me."

Slightly confused, I looked at the other girls. Other then last I have never met this girl. "Draco, you know Harry Potter?" One of the girls said.

"That I do," the winged girl—boy…Draco…Malfoy…? Bloody hell, I was confused.

"Potter…I mean…Harry," Malfoy said, "we're in a house, I have no idea where, with three very odd girls. The one who looks like a guy is Eli, the one who looks normal is Kyle, and the one that has burgundy hair is Kippa."

"Oh," I said, not really knowing what else to say.

"Now, that you two are up…LET'S GO SHOPPING!" Kyle exclaimed excitingly.

Shopping…? Girls and shopping never mixed. Oh well. "Sounds okay," I said.

Getting up I noticed I wasn't in my normal clothes, but tight black pants with chains and a black shirt with white writing that said, 'God is dead and no one cares, if there's a hell I'll meet you there'. "You can't take them off, so don't even try. These odd-balls are witches, and put some bonding spell on them…speaking of which, when does the spell wear off?"

"Erm…around eight or nine tonight," the black haired girl smirked.

"Great, another Malfoy," I said, grinning slightly.

"Hey! I resent that," Malfoy said.

"So, we're going shopping…how do we hide Dra—Malfoy's wings?"

"With a spell of course, Harry," Kippa said

"And you girls know the spell?" Malfoy asked.

"Yep, it's erm…Eli what's the spell?"

"Velieris decor," she replied in a bored tone.

"Hide the beauty…" Malfoy said.

"Yeah…" Kyle said taking her wand out, "better yet, Eli you do it."

"Fine," Eli said. "Velieris decor," she said moving her wand arm in a circular movement.

I stared at Eli in amazement she had done wand-less magic. "Bloody hell, you can do wand-less magic?"

"Yep! So can Kippa, it's like a pureblood thing. Or something like that."

"You guys care about blood?" Malfoy asked, semi-interested.

"Fuck no, blood is blood. Plus, Koko," Eli purred, "your daddy's following a half-blood around, and we have our half-blood, isn't that right Kyle?"

"Fuck you," Kyle growled.

"When and where?" Eli grinned.

"I want to go shopping," Kippa said, "So let's fucking go already."

"Alright, your highness, where to?"

"Kyle, stop, otherwise it's off with your head," Eli said.

"Let's stay in the Muggle World, and take the boys to our favorite place," Kippa grinned.

"Works for us, right Eli?"

"Mmmhmmm."

These had to be the strangest three girls I've ever met, even more then Luna. Malfoy and I were dragged outside, where Kyle called a cab. Wedged in the backseat of the cab, Kyle said something about dropping them off in downtown London.

A little over a half hour later, the six of us were dropped off in some place I didn't recognize. "Now, boys, you each get to chose three things. You're not allowed to leave without them. So what will it be?" Kyle said dragging us into a tattoo parlor.

"No way in bloody hell," I said.

"What's with the whole bloody hell thing? Why not fucking hell, or anything not fucking bloody hell?" Kippa yelled.

"Kippa, shut up. Koko, what damage do you want done?"

"Nipples, pierced," he said smirking. "I think that would be hot, don't you think so, Harry," Dra—Mal—Malfoy said whispering vehemently in my ear.

"Get the fuck away from me!"

"Aww…poor Harry, he's straight."

"I'm not straight…" I mumbled.

"Oooo…does that mean we can hook Draco and Harry up?" Kyle asked. "Gay couples are so awesome."

"I DON'T BLOODY LIKE BLOODY MALFOY!" I screamed.

"Wow, you have a pair of lungs," Malfoy said. He mumbled something else that I didn't hear.

I walked over to a display book full of tattoos. Page after page was filled of pointless muggle drawings. Getting fed up with the drawings in this book, I turned to another one. This time the drawings weren't as bad. One of the drawling had a snake and skull that looked a lot like the 'Dark Mark' I decided I wanted it, to piss off the Wizarding World.

Hours later, Malfoy had his nipples pierced and I had the 'dark mark' on my left forearm, and the right side of my lip pierced.

A/N: Sorry…it's really short again…but semi-longer…by a few words. My rents are threatening to break the computer if I don't get off…

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