13 Questions…Wednesday Addams
Reporter: Merlona Erisette
Wednesday Addams, 21, is a brilliant mastermind and all-around evildoer and has been for as longs as she (or anyone else) remembers. She is one of the many members of the infamous Adams clan. Wednesday is currently president of Sinister Inferno Co., which she founded at age 19.
As a child, did you feel that you were pressured to succeed?Yes, I guess I probably was. There always was a feeling of necessity to uphold family pride and honor. My parents never ridiculed me. Yet, when I did something my parents liked, they seemed to swell with pride. They, especially Mother, considered me to be a role model for Pugsley and Pubert.
Do you feel that you were a good example for your 2 younger brothers? I hope so. Pubert is studying to be a genetic engineer and Pugsley is a historian specializing on evil monarchs in the Dark Ages.
Speaking of role models, do you have one? Yes.
Would you mind telling who it is? Sure. You should have asked that to begin with. It's Morgan le Fay. The way she opened the way for women to step up and show that they can be just as evil as men.
Would you consider yourself a feminist? I am in favor of gender equality. I do not believe women are better than men. I do not believe that men are better than women.
Did you ever consider going over to the light? As a possible act of rebelling against your parents? I did look in to it once yet what I learned was very frightening. How can those people be so perky all the time? Moreover, some of the toys for children are very strange. All that pink ruffle stuff. Needless to say, that was a very short phase.
So what exactly does Sinister Inferno Co. do? It is basically a producer of technological supplies. It covers everything from tutorials for beginning hackers to computerized lock deactivators to satellites.
Do you have any regrets so far in life? No. I live without regrets. I do try not to make the same mistakes, though.
Any mottos? Carpe Noctem.
What about pet peeves? People who just cannot understand that I am smarter than them and fake evil.
Any pets? An ocelot (Morgan), a boa constrictor (Loki), and a giant furry blob (Blob).
If you could trade places with anyone for a day, who would it be? Voldemort. I have always wondered what it would be like to have a cult following.
Favorite childhood memory? Burning down the pilgrim village at the only time I went to camp. Camp was torture. I had to act good and nice to have peace long enough to make a plan to destroy the camp.