A/N: I apologize for the long wait. Finally got everything on my computer fixed so I will now be getting back to my weekly updates from now on. Also there was a tie in the voting so I will be the deciding vote as to who is kicked off. Thank You!

Umbrella Camp…

The Umbrella tribe trudged back to camp, their minds already turning to the tribal council later that evening. One of them would be taking the flying leap into the tree, a trip none of them really wanted to take. That meant that a lot of B.S.ing, lying, cheating, and double-crossing was in their near futures.

And so our intrepid cameraman once more braves the horror that is the Umbrella camp in order to complete his job and pick up the six figure paycheck we promised him. The first one he corners is Alfred, who just happens to still be suffering from amnesia after that nasty fall off the platform earlier.

"Ah…well…that white haired female thing is rather annoying." He scratches his head a bit. "But that blonde chick, Alexia I think her name is, is just beyond annoying. She's also really bossy."

The cameraman next corners Nemmy.

"starrsss…starrsss…starrsss…starrsss…"

Translation: Since Alfred is currently unaware of his surroundings it might be beneficial to eliminate Ada from the game.

After rechecking his translation notes, in his handy Monster to English textbook, the cameraman next corners Marcus. It should be noted than since removing his dress and wandering around bare shirted his fan base has gone up 25 and the show's ratings have jumped by 64.

"Well I'm not too sure who to vote for. Alexia and Nemmy are still very annoying, what with that whole 'couple' thing going on. I still don't care much for Ada." Marcus pet's one of his leeched, pondering the ramifications of this vote. "I'm just not sure."

The camera returns to passive mode and finds Alfred and Ada sitting near the campfire discussing the future vote.

"Now Alfred, that's you, who is it we don't like?"

"Alexia and Nemmy?" Alfred looks slightly confused.

"Very good." Ada smiles happily, throws her arms around Alfred's neck, and kisses him. "That's my good little snookems."

In an effort to keep this program viewable by the general public and pay our bills…here's a commercial!

Commercial…

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"Adravil will give you that extra boost of energy everyone needs when dealing with the undead. Not only that but Adravil has been recommended by nine out of ten Umbrella Doctors."

"Trust a name you know, trust Adravil. Brought to you by the Umbrella Corporation."

"Umbrella, helping the community one miracle at a time."

Disclaimer: Side effects of Adravil include…stomach cramps, vomiting, and body spasms. Adravil should not be taken if you are currently under a doctor's care for T-Virus exposure or heart attack.

The tenth doctor in the Adravil study has since disappeared and it is believed he is currently being used in a T-Virus experiment. We believe if he HAD known that would happen ahead of time he would have readily endorsed Adravil.

Tribal Council Area…

Wesker looks particularly happy about this particular tribal council. This could be attributed to the fact that he simply adores suffering of any kind, but we're pretty sure that isn't the case this time around. We're positive it has something to do with what happens after the tribal council. No, not him being able to throw someone into the tree, although he does enjoy that immensely. No his happiness is directly linked to what will soon turn the Survivor game upside down. However, we can't reveal that secret now, you'll have to wait until the next episode. Yes, we're sadistic bastards. Why do you think we hired Wesker in the first place?

So while Wesker contemplates the secret that will be taking place tomorrow morning, the Umbrella tribe walks in and quickly takes their seats. Wesker smiles happily. As stated many times before this is one of his favorite parts of the game. The agony, the suspense, the crushed hopes of some unlucky victim. It's enough to make a treacherous bastard cry with joy.

"Alright Umbrella Tribe, you know the drill. Who is going to take a trip to the tree? Cast your votes."

Alfred is the first to vote. He scribbles out a name and holds up the card.

"Um, sorry Nemmy, Ada told me you were evil. Nothing personal."

Alfred takes his seat and Morpheus is next to vote. It quickly writes out two names and holds up the card, both names are the same.

"Alexia. You are a sadistic bitch. I do not like you, I never will like you. Go away."

Morpheus takes it's seat and it's Marcus' turn. He writes out a name and holds up the card.

"Nemmy, the whole Alexia thing is just sick and wrong. Take your sick sexual fantasies somewhere else."

Marcus sits down and Ada takes her turn. She writes out a single name and holds up the card.

"Nemmy, don't like you, never will. Go away."

She drops the card in the vase and takes her seat. Alexia is next. She scribbles out the same name, four times and holds up the card.

"As I've stated before there is only room enough on this island for one twisted yet incredibly beautiful mutant creature. So Morpheus you have to go, you're cramping my style."

Alexia drops the card in the pot and takes her seat. Nemmy is the last to vote. He scribbles out a single name, five times, and holds up the card.

"starrsss….starrsss…"

Translation: Ada you have outlived your usefulness.

He drops the card in the pot and takes his seat. Wesker then retrieves the pot and quickly counts the votes.

"In order to speed things along I'm just going to announce that Ada is tonight's loser. Ada bring me your torch and don't even think about flouncing or shaking your booty at me, it won't work."

Ada sighs heavily, kisses Alfred goodbye, and takes her torch over to Wesker. Wesker puts out the torch, picks her up, and tosses her over the railing. There is the sound of breaking twigs and a very loud OWWW then silence.

"Umbrella tribe you may return to camp."

Wesker then breaks out into highly evil laughter as he thinks about the surprise tomorrow's episode will bring.

The laughter only causes the Umbrella tribe to move that much faster…

In the Tree…

We find poor little battered and bruised Ada tied to the same branch as Alyssa. It would appear that Ada fell on Alex's injured leg when she was thrown into the tree and that Alex's retribution was swift and incredibly violent. This display of a very Wesker-like reaction has caused the others in the tree, with the exception of Hunk who is still calling her Mommy and Chris who now finds himself even more in love with her, to stay far from the Wesker sibling.

Next Time On Survivor…

I change the rules of the game…

An immunity challenge…

More pain and suffering for our contestants…

A/N: The tie was between Morpheus and Ada, they both got five votes a piece. Since I like Morpheus better he managed to stay on the island.